LMFAO

I know putting your eyeballs on that picture has made your nipples do THIS, but please stick some nipple muzzles over them, because there's more important things to deal with.

The makers of acid leopard print Spandex didn't think it was possible to go on with life after Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling got canceled in the early 90s and now they really won't think it's possible to go on with life, because LMFAO is TABSF (Taking A Break Sad Face). 37-year-old Redfoo and his partner in ear-killing/nephew SkyBlu have pressed pause on the party rocking to do their own thing. Uncle Redfoo said these words to the Associated Press (via Rolling Stone) which you'll show to your boss after they ask you why you're dancing topless in your cubicle while taking swigs from a bottle of tequila you keep your drawer for beautiful news like this!

"I feel like we've been doing this for so long, five or six years. And we're kind of like saying, well, let's just do what's natural and just kind of explore that, instead of like forcing it all the time. I think that we naturally just started hanging with two different sets of people, two different crowds, but we're always family. He'll always be my nephew, I'll always be his uncle."

All the music that I'm going to make is always going to be LMFAO-ish ... I love all the topics that we talk about. I was really passionate about bringing party music to the world, so I will always be making some kind of party music."

What the hell kind of topics are they talking about? Partying, being sexy, partying, being sexy, partying and being sexy? I like those topics too, but I only like them when these two Fraggle Rock refugees don't talk about them. It's also hard for me to wrap whatever is left of my brain around the fact that they're uncle and nephew? If one of my uncles and I started a musical group, it would be him drunkenly making inappropriate and semi-racist comments in Spanish while I tapped my finger against an empty Corona bottle.

You know and I just realized, that instead of being one strain of ear influenza, they've split into two strains! This is the sequel to Contagion, right?

Make jokes about these goons catching fire vs. the fact that some people had to be treated for smoke inhalation? This DListed shit is hard! I'll skirt the line.

LMFAO is so bad that a true music appreciator risked his own life and liberty by setting fire to the auditorium at their concert in Honduras last night. I was feeling the exact same way at that Xtina show I went to, but I had forgotten my candle lighter, accelerant, and dry kindling.

TMZ reports that smoke filled the Coliseo Nacional de Ingenieros arena as the band(?) was wrapping up their dope show last night. The Afro guy and the other one exited stage left and were unharmed, but 15 people had to be treated for smoke inhalation. Fuck, you sit through THAT and then you get your lungs tarred. No justice.

Cops think a "criminal hand" (that's what I call the hand I fap with) set fire to the electrical system.

As for the hammerheads in question (I mean LMFAO not the arsonist), "Redfoo" (I can't) Tweeted jokes about the show, and then realized 15 of his fans were laying on the lawn out front sporting oxygen masks. Dick backtracked an hour later.

"Epic concert tonight!!!! Everybody in Honduras, we set the place on fire!!!!" 

"On a serious note. Hope everybody is safe from the fire tonight! love you Honduras!"

Someone sue him.

That was a psychotic and evil thing of the firebug to do. Does anyone else have a fear of stampedes in big crowd situations? The only smoke at a concert should be from Michael K. and Sweetas smoking their good shit (I normally abstain unless I WANT to be on the phone with Chinese take-out every five minutes until the food gets here). However.  I bet if you took a poll of the audience after the assuredly horrible show, some of them might have shrugged and admitted at least understanding where Torchy was coming from.