Lindsay Lohan

While I was shaving my head out of frustration, Lindsay Lohan went blonde and put in some lowlights or something. I'm guessing the new hair hides the vomit chunks better. I'm joking...she's "sober" now!

She was spotted getting on a plane to somewhere yesterday.

Lindsay Lohan popped out her SKILLZ last night to dj at the Mean Magazine event in Hollywood. She's really into it. Cisco Adler looks really into her. He wants to dip his sweaty hangers in that screwdriver and then give Lohan an orange creamsicle. Irk.

Anne Hathaway says she's far from a good girl and has a lot in common with Lindsay Lohan? Why the hell would you say that? She said, "You know, Lindsay [Lohan] and I have a lot more in common than people think. We've all done things we shouldn't, it's just I did stuff at college, when nobody knew about it, so I'm not a saint. I wasted time doing self-destructive things but it didn't work. I found out you can only dance on so many tabletops. I got that all out of my system and now I'm healthy and I'm grounded."

Ok good, because I really don't need to see Mia Thermapolis flashing her kitty lips all over town. Oh and is Annie a dyke? I've heard many rumors about this one. She's currently in a relationship some real estate dude, but word on the street is she's NOT strictly dickly.

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Lindsay Lohan spent her first full weekend out of rehab by partying! On Friday night she hit Winston's, on Saturday she hit Teddy's until the early morning hours. It's a good thing she did that rehab thing, she looks so youthful and refreshed now. I mean her skin looks like a baby's butt. Yeah if the baby's butt was rolled in ciggie butts, doused in Smirnoff Ice and sprayed down with orange paint. Source

Lindsay Lohan has checked herself out of Wonderland FOR GOOD following a 30-day program. Well, more like 5-hour program since that's probably the total amount of time she was in there. Her rep said, "She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She's in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected." Wasn't she already an outpatient? I'm sure she'll be at Hyde or Area tonight!! Now what is Dina Lohan going to talk about when she whores herself out on all those entertainment shows? Source

20-something model and musician, Jamie Burke, has been linked to Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan. Well, he's adding another celebrity party girl to his list. Jamie attended a party on Saturday night in NYC for Sienna Miller. Hours later they were seen making out in the lobby. He's like the indie KFed!

A witness said, "There was no Fashion Week party or anything there at the time - they were just making out."

Sienna recently broke up with Jude Law. She has been linked to Diddy, Hayden Christensen, Daniel Craig, the son of Bryan Ferry, Josh Hartnett and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Damn! Sienna has had more Hollywood peen in her than a urinal at Hyde.

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While Lindsay Lohan creates drama at the Wonderland rehab facility in Los Angeles, patients are saying the exact opposite about another guest. Mike Tyson checked himself into the facility after a major coke bust. Sources say that Mike is extremely nice and trying to get his life together.

The source told TMZ, "He's humblest, sweetest, and most genuinely considerate celebrities I've ever met. He is just another person trying to get his life together."

He hasn't asked for any special treatment, unlike Blohan who wants her make-up artist, masseuse and hairstylist around her ass.

That's pretty sad when the mess known as Tyson is making you look like a crazy? Do you think Lindsay hit that? Yeah probs. She probably let him bite the clit too.

Lindsay Lohan spent another night away from rehab and surprisingly she spent it on the L.A. club scene. Blohan spent time with piece of trash and N-word lover, Paris Hilton. They hit Les Deux on Friday Night. Blohan also hit Area on Saturday night. Visit TMZ to see video of these dumbasses.

Can she just check out of rehab already? What's the point? And for those of you that say "leave this poor girl alone" STFU! Stupid ho is an attention whore. She wants the paps following her around. I don't feel sorry for her for a second. If she truly wanted to change, she'd go to rehab somewhere far away.

Yesterday, Lindsay went out with her friends below. She's out of rehab more than she's in it!

UPDATE - The upskirt is of the friend not Blohan. Sorry for those of you that wanted to see some firecrotch.

Dina Lohan is at it again! I'm minding my own business, watching Entertainment Tonight when Dina Lohan comes on the screen totally ruining my night. She has invited the cameras in with her while she travels from New York to Los Angeles to visit Lindsay in rehab. Yup. She talks on the plane how she's sick of the media bothering her daughter, yet she's bringing the media to her daughter.

She said, "Well, it's obvious they fabricate [stories], they make it up. It's not even true and that's the hurtful part. Someone has to stop the madness and the lies."

Dina explains why she's whoring her daughter out. "I'm doing this now because when she finishes up the program, they're just going to be following her to see if she messes up. It's just a horrible thing, and someone's going to get seriously hurt."

Dina also said she's going to "stop the madness before her child is killed" and that she's going to change who her daughter hangs out with, because she's around a lot of "sketchy people." YEAH YOU, BITCH!

What does this ho do for a living anyways, besides talk about her own daughter to the media any chance she gets.

That being said, I nominate her for "Budweiser's Mother of the Year!"

Click here to see this ho in action

Joe Francis went on Howard Stern this morning to talk about his possible lawsuit against the creators of ParisExposed.com. Joe said he was not part of the leak and he doesn't believe Paris is either. Howard used this precious time to ask Joe about who's hot in bed and who sucks. Joe has claimed to have banged Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and Kimberly Stewart.

Joe claims that Paris gives the best head. When Howard asked him who gave better head, Lindsay or Paris? Joe said, "Paris." LIES! Joe also said that Tara Reid was the worst only saying, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..."

He says she more or less just layed there like a dead fish. He said Paris was really good in bed, but after her herpes condition was leaked onto ParisExposed.com he won't be tapping that anytime soon.

"Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

Please! He's just trying to be nice to that piece of trash. I've seen her sex in action and I've seen sexier moves from a squirrel trying to bury his nut.

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