Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has concluded her NYC club tour and is back in Los Angeles. She was spotted at The Ivy yesterday with a book filled with Bible passages.

Please, that's one of those empty books that she uses to stash her coke.

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A Dlisted reader caught Lindsay Lohan looking a sophisticated and elegant lady at Plumm in NYC last Thursday. She was chain smoking all night and drinking Red Bull. Methinks a little bit of Vodka accidentally got into that Red Bull can.

She also didn't seem to mind that her dress was around her waist exposing her nicely shaven firecrotch. It's looking a little fat down there. That thing probably eats more than she does. Blech.

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Looks like Wonderland was a waste of time for Lindsay Lohan. She has been out in NYC every night this week and isn't staying away from the booze. Several witnesses have seen her drinking it up at several city joints including The Box, Bungalow 8, Butter and Plumm. I mean, she hit a photographer with her BMW the other night.

Last night, she partied at Plumm with May Anderson and Charlotte Ronson. Her rep said, "Lindsay's doing fine. She's taking her life day by day."

Another Dlisted reader spotted this ho at Plumm last night and said she was clearly drinking it up between her DJ sets. Yeah, she was DJing. HANG THE DJ!!!!

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Michael Lohan found Jesus while he was in the big house. He said he went to Bible college and is now all holy and shit. Yeah, I'm sure he had a lot of soul in his hole. I bet you he was the pass-around-patty of the clink.

Lindsay's daddy was released last night and said he's taking it slow with his daughter and White Oprah. He said, "I think she knows she needs us both. I'm going to wait, and when she sees I'm walking the walk, I'm hopeful she'll open the door."

Now that he's free and all into Jesus he wants to help the youth with their problems.

"I can't tell you what it feels like to be free. It's amazing. . . . I want to help people. I don't want them to fall into the same traps I did."

Liar in the mouth! I bet you anything he was smoking crack during that interview.

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Thanks Jeff

Lindsay Lohan recently had a stint in rehab to battle some sort of addiction. Well, on Saturday night a Dlisted friend spotted newly blonde Lindsay sneaking beers into the DJ booth at The Box and allegedly drinking them.

Up to her old tricks? Maybe it was root beer? Maybe she needed the beer bottle, so she could break it and smoke her crack off of it?

Lindsay was snapped coming out of The Box looking happy.

Lindsay Lohan is in my fair hamlet this weekend and I'm sure some good "sober" pictures are going to come out of it. She went shopping (of course) yesterday and her lips looked sort of weird to me. I'm not talking about that dick-sucking pink lip gloss, but they look puffy. Perhaps she bites on them to stop the cravings.

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