Lindsay Lohan

 

Svedka vodka has confirmed that they are sponsoring Lindsay Lohan's upcoming 21st Birthday party in Las Vegas this July. The deal could get Lindsay up to 7-figures. Lindsay will have her party at Pure and rumors has it they are paying her ass up to $400,000.

 

Lohan's lawyer confirms that Svedka is sponsoring it and promises the best party ever.

 

Her rep said, "I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it."

 

So someone who is supposedly a recovering alkie is being sponored by a booze company? Brilliant! She probably tried to get the country of Colombia to sponsor her party, but they weren't available.

 

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Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a mystery dude the other night. This is on the heels of her rumored break-up with Calum Best. I can't keep track with this ho. If she's really hittin' this new dude than I've lost any slut respect I've had for her. One of the "slut rules" is that you dont' take advantage of "special people" and it's very clearly that douchebag is special!

 

That being said, this was all staged to make Calum jealous.

 

 

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White Oprah and Michael Lohan were in court today to decide the custody of the two youngest Lohan kids, Ali and Cody. Michael got out of jail a couple of months ago and is seeking visitation rights of Lindsay Lohan's brother and sister.

 

He said, "I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself." A new hearing date was set for June.

 

Dina didn't comment, but did tell reporters about her Lindsay's new movie "Georgia Rule" on her way out, "The movie was amazing! You should see it".

 

I think those kids would be better of being raised by a pack of wolves!

 

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Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had. Gross.

 

A source close to Calum said, “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

 

I find this surprising, because usually drunks are so bad in bed. Usually they either vomit on you, pass out, can't get it up, have the worst bref ever or shoot you and take your money. True story. Calum needs to keep the gritty details to himself. SICK! His dick is probably covered in moles.

 

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Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best were spotted at the Anchor Bar in NYC last week where witnesses say she "drank vodka straight out of the bottle." She dragged her boy toy to another bar before coming back to the Anchor Bar, partying until 3 and then jumping a jet to Los Angeles.

 

Vodka straight out of the bottle? I think bitch is waaaaay past that. I'm sure it was a mixture of rat poison, rubbing alcohol, pop rocks and SARS.

 

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The picture above is a MESS! D.A.R.E could easily use this poster in their campaign and millions of kids everywhere would immediately stop using drugs and devote to their lives to Jesus. It's that scary.

 

Karl Lagerfeld is not alive. I think he was probably Coco Chanel's great-great-great-great-grandaddy. Anyhoo, here's the pair at that Chanel Cruise Show again.

 

That Chanel plane-jet-thing is soooo glamorous. NOT!

 

 

 

 

Last month, Laura Hastings, claimed that Lindsay Lohan stole $10,000 worth of designer clothes and accessories from her. Laura said that when she confronted Linds about it she was laughed at and called a "fat pig" by Lindsay and Nicole Richie.

 

L.A. County prosecutors said they will not file charges of felony grand theft again Lindsay, because they were unable to prove the crime.

 

The Deputy District Attorney said, "The bottom line is that Lohan can't be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission."

 

There's justice in this world after all! I have a sort of related question? Remember those coke pictures of Lindsay allegedly snorting coke? What happened to those? When it happened to Kate Moss didn't the police like investigate and crap? So, nothing with Blohan? Hooray! Snort away, it's your right! 

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best are already fighting like wild animals and they've only been dating for a few weeks. Lindsay is apparently pissed off about Calum's wandering eye. Sources say that Lindsay wasn't that upset at the rumors that Calum made out with a chick last week in the Bahamas with Linds in the next room, but his behavior on Sunday night set her off. Calum apparently collected phone numbers from hot chicks when Linds wasn't looking.

 

The two launched into a screamfest on Monday night in front everyone at the SoHo Grand Hotel. A spy said, "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room." 

 

Lindsay's friends have been telling her to send Calum packing.

 

HoHan you've gotten the dick now send him off. Calum is just an English KFed.  This chick seriously needs to clean house. Drop all her friends, drop her dude and drop White Oprah!

 

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This is what Maxim chose as their hottest woman in the world and they celebrated this decision last night in NYC. Lindsay Lohan is either celebrating gay pride or decided to go as a slutty Rainbow Brite.

 

She later changed into a blue glitter number and posed like a true cokehead with Calum Best.

 

Oh Lindsay! Dip yourself in Oxyclean, lose the blonde and get yourself together. Somewhere Mariah Carey is sketching these dresses. You know she wants that rainbow one in every color.

 

 

 

 

 

Since when is White Oprah Lindsay Lohan's manager! Lindsay must be hitting the lines hardcore to hire that mess as her manager! White Oprah spoke to  UsWeekly about the pictures of her daughter allegedly snorting coke in a NYC bathroom. When asked about the pictures WO said:

 

Notice that White Oprah never denies that it is her daughter in the tapes or that her daughter wasn't snorting coke. She never even mentions it only goes into bullshit about how she's young.

 

WO serioulsy need to be mother of the year. If my mom caught me snorting coke she'd make it so I could never snort coke again by removing my nose. She wouldn't do it, because she wouldn't want to get all bloody and shit, but she'd make sure it was done.

 

Not White Oprah, Lindsay Lohan could get caught in an orgy with animals while shooting up bleach and she would say, "Oh she's a young girl, just having fun!"