Lindsay Lohan

 

Some foolio is selling pieces of Lindsay Lohan's torn up Mercedes on eBay . They claim they picked up these little gems right before the scene was cleared up. The bid is up to $100.

 

Their description is rich:

 

THE HISTORIC DOWNFALL OF HOLLYWOOD'S STARLETS IS CLEARLY UPON US.  FIRST, PARIS HILTON IS GIVEN JAIL TIME AND NOW LINDSAY'S

ACCIDENT MAY MARK THE END OF INNOCENCE & LUCK OF HOLLYWOOD'S YOUNG, RICH & FAMOUS... THIS LATEST INCIDENT SIGNIFIES ALOT

FOR THE HARD PARTYING ACTRESS.  NOT ONLY WAS LINDSAY SUSPECTED OF DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE, BUT SHE IS UNDER

THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE, AND ALSO FLED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT. 

UP FOR AUCTION ARE 100% AUTHENTIC GUARANTEED PIECES & PARTS OF ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN'S Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible

RECOVERED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT ON THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF SUNSET BLVD. AND FOOTHILL DR. IN BEVERLY HILLS, CA.

LINDSAY LOST CONTROL OF HER CAR IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS OF MAY 26TH, 2007, VEERED OFF ON FOOTHILL DR. , JUMPED THE CURB, AND

ULTIMATELY CRASHED INTO THE HEDGES OF THE PROPERTY!!!  BEFORE THE SCENE WAS COMPLETELY CLEANED UP, WE RECOVERED THESE REMAINING  FRAGMENTS OF HER CAR, INCLUDING THE FRONT LIGHTS AND PARTS OF THE BODY.   THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECEIVE A SWORN WRITTEN, & SIGNED STATEMENT TO THE EXACT

ACCOUNTS AND  CLAIMS STATED ABOVE FROM THE PERSON WHO RECOVERED THESE ITEMS FROM THE SCENE.

It's so one of her friends. I'm surprised it doesn't say $100 or an 8-ball. What the hell would you even do with this trash? Put it in a shadowbox and hang it over your dining room table? Actually, there's probably coke residue on it. Those crackheads think it's really cool to snort their shit on all sorts of places, so it wouldn't surprise me that they snorted it off the headlight.

Visit the auction if you care...

 

 

 

Lindsay BLOHAN, get yourself into rehab and stop writing on your MySpace or at least I think it's her MySpace. Linday decided to mouth off at Shanna Moakler's latest MySpace rant.

 

Here's what Shanna said on her MS:

 

When you making 8 million dollars a film.....HIRE A DRIVER!!

I've been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes.... I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana...carrying the bible around...loves it! Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don't find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don't feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it's their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab...I don't really think anything of it...they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

And Blohan responds on her MS:

 

 

I'm not sure if this is Lohan's real MySpace, but if it is....bitch is hopeless. Apparently, she wrote that this morning and if that's the case, it's fucking sad. Both chicks are lame, but Blohan has bigger things to worry about than what stupid sluts have to say about her. 

 

Lindsay please lock yourself into a room and throw away the key. Get yourself together and then you can come out and have it out with Shanna.

 

God, these chicks are lame.

 

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have been "fighting" for years, because of a meth-face named Aaron Carter! The fight started years ago when both were dating him or something. Well, Hilary said they finally buried the hatchet.

 

Hilary said, “Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like, ‘Let’s get this out of the way.’ And she was really nice, and I was really nice. But it’s nice to be able to see Lindsay out and say hi, and not have this weird weirdness.”

 

Lindsay was probably high as a kite when she was "nice to see Hilary." She probably was hallucinating and thought Hilary was a beautiful, pink unicorn that was going to take her to the mountain with the endless snow!

 

Source: MSNBC

 

 

Shocking! Lindsay Lohan is checking herself back into rehab today according to InTouch Weekly . This time she's going to Britney Spears' old haunt at Promises in Malibu. She finished a 30-day outpatient program last February at Wonderland.

 

Blohan was arrested (but not taken to jail) on Saturday morning after she crashed her car into a tree. She might have been under the influence of coke and booze.

 

She didn't have a care in the world when she was photographed early this morning passed out in her friend Samantha Ronson's car. She looked like a mess!

 

Lindsay will check herself in this afternoon according to friends. The friend said, "She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do. She is going willingly.”

 

Damage control! I hope homegirl gets her shit together, because she is royal mess. She doesn't know how good she has it and she should be grateful for the things she has. A million girls would kill to be in her place. Dumb ho better not be checking herself in and out either! I can't waaaait to hear what White Oprah has to say!

 

Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

I'm actually surprised! Michael Lohan actually beat White Oprah in being the first to speak out about his daughter's recent troubles. I would've thought White Oprah would've had those cameras in Lindsay's face by now. She needs to step up her game!

 

Michael Lohan said that his estranged daughter needs rehab with her mother.

 

He said, "She needs to go, and my ex-wife should go with her! The writing was on the wall years ago, and when Lindsay was in [the Los Angeles treatment clinic] Wonderland . . . give me a break. What kind of rehab facility lets people leave the grounds? They wanted the name Lindsay Lohan to stay there, they didn't want to help her. She needs a faith-based program."

 

Lindsay should go to prayer group with Paris Hilton! I think the world would end if that happened.

 

Michael Lohan goes on to blame White Oprah saying that she is ignoring the situation. He also said that Lindsay's assistant won't let him talk to her

 

 

You know this douche is a total moron, but he totally makes sense. I doubt he actually belives what he says. He just wants that money. He's just like White Oprah.

 

Source: NY Post - Image: Splash

 

 

Svedka Vodka was named as the main sponsor of Lindsay Lohan's 21st Birthday bash in Las Vegas this July. Following right on the heels of her little accident on Saturday morning, they have pulled out. They had initially confirmed they were putting up the dough for the party, but a rep said they are no longer involved.

 

No word yet on if the party will continue. It's scheduled for the weekend of July 2nd.  

 

Poor little Lindsay! Perhaps the L.A. County Sheriff's office will sponsor that trash. Better yet, she should hold it in a woman's prison. She might as well get chummy with her future roomies. Well, here's hoping anyway!

 

Source: Gatecrasher

Image: Splash

 

 

When Lindsay Lohan said she was "curbing" her party lifestyle, she really meant she was going to crash into a curb. That's what happened last night and she was busted for DUI. Lindsay and her two passengers were slightly injured when they crashed into a curb in her Mercedes.

 

The fuzz said, "She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries."

 

Lindsay will have to appear in court next month. Oh well! Can't wait to hear what this slut's excuse is! She's going to blame it on Herbie.

 

 

Visit Splash to see video of Lindsay running from the effin scene after it happened. Run crackhead run!!! She then gets back into her busted up car and drives back home. 

 

UPDATE II - E! reports that cocaine was found in her car and she may have been under the influence of it while she was driving. She is facing criminal charges.

 

 

Source: TMZ

Image: Splash

 

 

 

I wonder if her lips match, because Lindsay Lohan has some nasty-ass lips. What the hell does she do them? Anyway, here she is puckering those nasties for the camera outside the Ivy yesterday. Those purse straps and unusually thick.

 

In other Lohan news she says she's going to slow down the partying.

"The drama and the tabloids will die down. I'm just a girl but I'm growing up. I'm learning.

"I'm playing different characters and hopefully, once I'm more settled in life, then you probably won't see me out so much."

Well, settle in life already, because you're shit is getting old!  

 

 

 

 

 

The official website for Lindsay Lohan's next bomb of a movie "I Know Who Killed Me" now has clips of her stripping. They probably saved money on shooting and just asked HoHan for clips from her personal stash. You can head on over to the site to see it. It's not surprising.

 

Lindsay also recently said that her stint in rehab was a waste of time. Ok, she didn't say that. She said that she used that time to teach her sister a lesson. Yeah, how to not get caught.

 

She said, "There are certain things I don't cross the line talking to her about, but she's pretty observant and she's witnessed a lot, especially between my parents... She came to see me in rehab - I wanted her to see what it was like, so she'd never want to be in a place like that."

 

Heh? Lindsay you gave her a preview of the future! Her sister is a drunk, Her mommy's probably a drunk, her daddy's a drunk....if history repeats itself homegirl will be in there in 2 years.

 

Source: Contact Music

 

 

Dina Lohan gave herself the "White Oprah" nickname and now she's trying to take it back. Too bad bitch!

 

Last August WO told UsWeekly, "I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]'s friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problems." 

 

WO is denying she ever said that. She told Page Six, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah. I've never said that in my entire life! It's completely ridiculous ." 

 

She's almost as fake as her tan! Dina you are White Oprah forever! In fact I'm trying to figure out how I can get your tombstone to say it! She was probably loaded when said it in the first place and that's why she doesn't remember.