Lindsay Lohan
Wednesday, June 6th 2007
White Oprah Is A Fraud
White Oprah is just as much as a joke as her daughter's second rehab stint!
Posted in The NY Post:
DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she’s not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn’t. “It’s like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don’t. It’s a big deal to be a Rockette,” said our source.
Wow, she lied? Nooo. Why is she trying to impress us anyway? I'd be more impressed if she'd pull a magic trick and disappear already. The skank's fifteen were up 5 months ago.
Tuesday, June 5th 2007
Playing With Blohan Could Cost You
Page Six confirms that the chick playing with knives with Lindsay Lohan is indeed Nick Lachey's squeeze, Vanessa Minnilo. The pictures published by The News of the World were taken last Summer. Vanessa was spotted partying with Blohan earlier in the evening.
Sources say that along with these pictures and her bad reputation as a diva-bitch Vanessa is finding it hard to find a new job.
Vanessa has been known to throw tantrums, cause scenes and make huge demands even though she's not even a star.
Reportedly ET chose not to renew their contract with her.
The source said, "Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them. She wouldn't conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job."
I figured you'd have to be a douche to date Nick Lachey, but this confirms it. Vanessa Manilfolders is an annoying moron! I had high hopes for that one, but it looks like she's just another generic, straight-up Ho! Jessica is starting to look not that bad!
Monday, June 4th 2007
White Oprah's Dreams Are Coming True
White Oprah is currently in talks for her own TV show. Now it may not be the talk show she's dreamed about, but at least she will be on TV and that's what the mother-of-the-year wants. WO is talking with E! about her own reality show called "Mom-Ager." The show will follow WO as she tries to turn Ali and Cody Lohan into stars like their big sister, Lindsay.
A source close to WO said, "Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her - and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."
WO is too much! She would sell both those kids to extend her 15-minutes! I'm sure she's "in talks" right now with one of the entertainment TV shows to bring cameras into Lindsay's rehab! Bitch just doesn't give a fuck!
That being said, I'd probably watch this mess of a reality show. That's the problem. I'm helping in making White Oprah's dreams come true by buying into her crap!
Sunday, June 3rd 2007
Coke Shoot
The News of the World claims these photos of Lindsay Lohan were taken at a party only weeks ago. They seem to think it's shocking and disturbing. I seem to think it's just cokeheads having a lame photoshoot thinking they are cool.
A source close to Lindsay is scared. "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."
This source also claims Lindsay is having a hard time in rehab and cries all the time. Um...it's called DETOX! Poor ho is probably in pain and her body is freaking out.
Thanks Kate
Friday, June 1st 2007
She Probably Heard Ronson Was Hanging Out With Other Chicks!
Lindsay Lohan left Promises yesterday to go to the gym for a work-out. She checked herself in on Monday and is already taking little trips out on Thursday. Hmmm....doesn't that posh joint have a damn gym? I could send her ass an old Jane Fonda workout tape if she wants?
The point of rehab is to have a place to clear your head without any outside distractions. She probably heard her chick was sniffing new coochie and came out to snortvestigate...I mean investigate!
Above is the new Jil Stuart ad which stars Blohan. I know exactly what she wanted to do with that mirror! Dirty.
Source: TMZ
Pic: ONTD
Thursday, May 31st 2007
Blohan Might Be Addicted To Oxycontin, Losing Thousands
Blohan's daddycakes told E! that his daughter is addicted to Oxycontin. I've seen her skin and bitch should really change her addiction to Oxy 5.
Anyway, Michael Blohan said he spoke to the staffers at Promises and they said "You Smell!" No, they didn't say that. They said, "I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step."
Blah! Blah! Blah! Blohan's little stint in rehab is also costing her in the wallet. Not only are some of her film roles in jeopardy, but her big 21st Birthday was going to make her hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Svedka Vodka has already pulled out. Caesar's Palace, Treasure Island and Pure Nightclub may follow, because it doesn't make sense for her to have a party right after rehab.
Too bad, so sad! Hmm...I wonder who's sponsoring her stay in rehab?
Wednesday, May 30th 2007
White Oprah Used To Be SO HOT
The NYDN has provided us with a vintage photo of White Oprah and a young Lindsay Lohan. This is before the booze and coke, although she probably started the next year. Look how hot WO used to be! Truck stop hooker all the WAY! I bet her favorite song was "Don't Stop Believin."
Wednesday, May 30th 2007
Blohan Can Really Pick Em
Blohan's sometime boyfriend, Calum Best, is really a great influence on her ass. Not only is a womanizer, but sources say he has a coke problem himself. According to The Sun , Calum was recently filmed snorting loads of cocaine and doing sex with two hookers.
The video was taken shortly after his Bahamas vacay with Blohan.
The footage shows Calum doing several lines on a glass table on also on the hooker's body. He lets them both suck him off while he tells them to do another line.
This piece of work is set to return to Los Angeles to help Blohan recover. YEAH RIGHT! More like to get more money for coke.
Jesus! And what the hell kind of hookers are those? Unprofessional ones! You're not supposed to snort on the job!
Thx Crissy
Wednesday, May 30th 2007
Michael Lohan's Gums Are Still Flapping!
Let's just put the ENTIRE Lohan family into rehab. We really don't need them. They would still find a way to speak to the press though. They'd send pigeons and send smoke signals and shit. They just can't stay away! Which leads me to Michael Lohan. Here he goes again!
He said, "I'm glad she's there and trying to get help. I hope she stays away from Samantha Ronson and all the people who have been negative influences. That includes the bodyguard, the assistants.... Lindsay needs to clean house. She needs to get God back in her life and put her family in her life. She's gotta start all over again from where she started when she was at her best."
Hmm...you know what's mighty queer! At the same time his daughter is in rehab, Michael is opening his own rehab facility in Southhampton with some crazy preacher. It will be a 10-acre, $15 million facility and in between his interviews about "his daughter" he's pushing this project.
He said, "We want to turn people's lives around. Rich, poor, it doesn't matter."
More like "we want to turn the rich, poor by sucking all their money out!"
Source: NY Post
Tuesday, May 29th 2007
There She Blows... Again
A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to TMZ:
"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."
Oh please. If she wanted privacy she would keep her nose away from the coke and her ass out from behind the wheel.
Source: TMZ
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