Lindsay Lohan

 

Happy Birthday Blohan! Lindsay Lohan turns 21 today and she celebrated on Saturday by getting her greedy little hands on an iPhone. She is also celebrating by moving out of her Sierra Towers apartment. A source has told the NYDN that Lindsay is quietly having her things moved out of the L.A. apartment, because it's party central and she wants to live in a different enviroment.

 

Party Central!!! The building currently houses Joan Collins, Vincent Gallo, PJ Harvey, Fred Durst, George Hamilton and Matthew Perry. The hottest block party ever.  

 

Since Lindsay and Paris are both "changed women" they should move into a convent and become nuns. Seriously, we won't miss them at all and we'll understand that they are wanted by God.

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan checked into Promises on May 28th just days after she was busted on a DUI. Sources say that she will stay in rehab longer than a month and that's the main reason why she cancelled her Birfday party at Pure in Las Vegas.

 

The source said, "She is staying in Promises for longer than a month. We don't know how much longer because of her work schedule, but she is taking rehab very seriously this time and not messing around."

 

What's not to love about Promises? Ocean views, private chef, private maid service, sign me the fuck up! That being said, I think she should just live there forever. I mean... 

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

Two people that are only famous by association are now fueding! Samantha Ronson who is allegedly Blohan's girl-toy has blogged a MySpace on Candy Spelling's open letter to Brit Brit Spears:

 

Sammy wrote:

 

 

Closed Letter

i don't understand the idea of writing an open letter to someone via a gossip website.... it was weird when she knew the person- though- i'm not sure if it's stranger to write an open letter to someone you know- or someone you don't know- either way it's insane! that would be like sending your father a father's day card through your local newspaper... i don't get it.... although it is nice to see old people using modern technology- on second thought she probably has some underpaid and overworked young girl taking dictation.

does she honestly think anyone cares what she has to say? wait... do u think people care what she has to say? maybe there is a market for her.... hmmm, maybe somewhere in texas, perhaps? i mean shouldn't she focus on her own children???? doesn't seem to me like she is all set on the home front.... but there is not one part of me that feels the need to send her an open letter- if i was gonna send an open letter to anyone it would be to joni mitchell and would start a little like this....

dear joni mitchell,
you're awesome.....

i wouldn't send an open or closed letter though- i think i would just put on one of her cds and enjoy.... hmmm, that's a thought.... have a good one everyone!!! xoxo

 

Ooooh snap! Lesbians are so damn witty! She's right about Candy having someone write the e-mail for her. That being said, can't we all just get along? I can't wait for Candy's response. She's heading to her "e-mail writing room" right now to fire one off!

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Blohan has cancelled her big 21st Birthday bash which was set for July 2nd at Pure in Las Vegas.  Homegirl is still at Promises rehab after checking herself in on May 28th. She's due to be popped out in the next two weeks.

 

Her spokeswhore said, "The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why PURE was even still promoting it. But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent.”

 

A source at Pure told UsWeekly that they agreed to let her out even though she was paid for it and signed a contract.

 

Yeah, I guess it's not such a good thing to be boozing it up in public. Best to keep it in the privacy of your own home. Finally, she's making good decisions!

 

 

 

 

 

The Georgi car service has promised Lindsay Lohan free chauffeur service anytime she wants. Once she's out of rehab, the car service will be at her back and call. She won't even have to pay for it. They are also offering the service to Paris Hilton.

 

Great, can the service drop them off in the middle of Death Valley with pieces of raw meat attached to them?

 

I don't think getting free rides if Lindsay's problem. She strikes me as a mean drunk which is putting her behind the wheel. When she has drunken fights with her friends, she probably storms off all dramatic-like and gets behind the wheel of her car. Dumb ho.

 

Above is Blohan "working out" out of a rehab this past week. 

 

 

 

 

The dude suing Lindsay Lohan for crashing into his van outside The Ivy restaurant in 2005 is also suing the restaurant, because he claims bitch was drunk during the accident. The lawsuit claims that The Ivy is partly responsible for the accident, because they served Lindsay booze right before the crash. 

 

He is seeking $200,000 in damages.

 

If The Ivy served her ass shouldn't they be investigated or something? Bitch was a minor when this went down and of course she was drunk! Does homegirl do anything sober anymore? 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

The News of the World got Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard of 2 years, Lee Weaver, to sing like a bird. Here's some little tidbit he claims went down:

 

 

You can visit TNOTW to read the entire interview and surprise, surprise...Lee's writing a tell-all.

 

I believe Blohan is nuts and a cokehead, but if this bitch "cares for her" like he has claimed he wouldn't sell his story like that. Bitch has surrounded herself with a bunch of assholes that will sell her down the river, so unfortunately she deserves it.

 

Actually, she sounds like a lot of fun. There's nothing like a crazy cokehead attacking a bitch's weave. That would be entertainment!

 

 

 

 

 

Calum Best flew to America to "support" Blohan while she's in rehab. While he was in Los Angeles pictures of Calum doing coke off of a hooker's body hit the papers and that apparently was enough for Lindsay. A source said that she's "dumped" him.

 

A source said, "People close to her had been trying to tell her that dating Calum would bring down her image but she just wouldn't listen.

"That is until she saw the pictures of him with the hookers for her own eyes. "

 

She was probably pissed off at him for wasting her good coke on those skanks! She's probably one of those types that break-up by text. Oh well, she's going to meet another loser in rehab right now!