Lindsay Lohan
Tuesday, July 24th 2007
I Love Mugshots
Is that Blohan or White Oprah?! Homegirl looks used, abused and rough! I almost feel sorry for her, but then I think of the innocent people this bitch could've mowed over! Dumb skank!
Source: TMZ
Tuesday, July 24th 2007
Just For Show?
This is my THIRD Blohan post in the last hour. I think I'm overdosing. Anyway, TMZ is reporting that Blohan's little booze detector might have been a fake. Blohan was busted this morning for driving under the influence and the little anklet had nothing to do with it. So, yeah...what was the point of it?
TMZ is also reporting that Blohan's finally out of the slammer after being released on $25,000 bail. Law officials said she did everything they asked, but she was very upset. She refused to submit to a Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device. She did agree to a "walk-the-line" test which she failed.
Coppers also say that Blohan was involved in some sort of car chase with a Cadillac Escalade. She was driving a Denali. She was originally busted for driving under a suspended license and then she failed the booze test AND THEN they found coke in her pockets while searching her at the jail.
This is way too much. I need a drink! HAHAHAA!
Tuesday, July 24th 2007
It's Coke!
Grab the ointment kids, it looks like it's going to be a Firecrotch Tuesday!
As I wrote like an hour ago, Blohan was busted for driving under the influence again this morning in Santa Monica. TMZ is now reporting cocaine was found in the pockets of her pants. Her blood alcohol level was apparently between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.
She was also busted with driving under a suspended license. Her bail was set at $25,000 and she's still under custody.
All I want is one thing: MUG SHOT! MUG SHOT! MUG SHOT!
Actually, just keep that bitch in there. She's a fucking danger to society!
Tuesday, July 24th 2007
Blohan Busted AGAIN: This Dumb Skank!
So much for the ankle bracelet, eh? Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI in Santa Monica, CA this morning. Her second bust this year.
According to TMZ she was busted at 2:15am on Pico Boulevard and Main Street.
Blohan was due in court on August 24th for that other DUI. Now, it's unclear whether she was drinking at the time of her most recent arrest or it was something else. "Whippits" perhaps?
Can't wait for White Oprah's excuse! "Oh Lindsay had Penna A La Vodka! So that's why the booze showed up on the breathalizer!"
Monday, July 23rd 2007
Tango & Hash
Lindsay Lohan's already snagged her next movie role and she's gotta tango for this one. Lohan is learning to dance for her role in "Dare to Love Me" which begins shooting in Romania later this year.
Here's the movie summary according to IMDB :
In the seedy underworld of 1920s Buenos Aires, Tango legend Carlos Gardel is involved in a torrid love affair with a prostitute and sees his life shattered when a bullet takes her life and pierces his own flesh. Remaining in his lung for the rest of his life, the bullet serves as an eternal reminder of his pain and loss. Finding his way to the exciting Paris of the 1930s, Carlos seduces the crowds with his enchanting voice, bringing Tango music as a liberating force to Europe. Amidst this backdrop of free-spirited decadence and corruption, a mysterious woman enters his life and changes him forever, turning his beautiful sorrow into a musical legend.
The film stars Raoul Bove and Paz Vega. It is unknown what role Blohan plays. I'm guessing it's either the mysterious woman or the hooker. Let's hope it's the hooker and her screen time is minimal.
Monday, July 23rd 2007
I'm So Sure
UK's The Daily Star is reporting that Calum Best has dumped Lindsay Lohan, because she's "boring" now that she's sober. Sources say that Calum tried to make it work when she got out of rehab, but that he loves to party.
"Calum called Lindsay on Friday (20Jul07) and said that he was finding her post-rehab existence dull and that he didn't want to give up partying. "
YEAH RIGHT! Who "leaked" this little story? I'm guessing WHITE OPRAH. Lindsay has been partying a lot since leaving rehab and although she hasn't been photographed with booze, there's still rumors that she's boozing it up.
Here's Lindsay with summer's must-have-accessory in Malibu.
Sunday, July 22nd 2007
Blohan Loves Coke
She's mocking us, right? Dumb whore. She's drinking coke in public, but doing whippits behind the scenes? Whippits! I still can't get over that ghetto shit.
Anyway, Blohan partied again on the beach in Malibu yesterday. The paps say she was getting chummy with a new mystery tool. Are all these Hollyweird hos in contest to see who can be seen with the bigger douche? That dude thinks he's in "Boogie Nights" or some shit. The stache, the cigar....ugh...he totally inhaled a whippit out of Blohan's cooze by the end of the night. Whippits. I'm obsessed.
Friday, July 20th 2007
Shirley's Not Happy
Shirley MacLaine and company waited for Blohan to get done with rehab before starting work on "Poor Things." Shooting was set to begin shortly, but the plug has been pulled. Lindsay couldn't get insured.
The film's producer said, "Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty."
A friend of Blohan's blame production and say it was a mess to begin with. They said, "Lindsay is proving to everyone that she is - and will remain - sober by voluntarily wearing the ankle bracelet and taking drug tests. This is not about her work. It's about her being able to live her life and go out with her friends without people writing nasty items about her."
If Blohan couldn't get insured, they should've just replaced her ass right away. There's always someone younger and hungrier and fucking grateful.
Source: Page Six
Friday, July 20th 2007
BOOKED
Blohan strolled her ass into a Beverly Hills police station yesterday to be officially arrested for DUI last May. She came in yesterday around 4pm, stayed an hour and was released on $30,000 bail. She will face a judge on August 24th.
Here we go....another celebrity DUI trial. I bet you anything Blohan is just going to keep putting it off, get knocked up, put it off again and before you know it everyone has forgotten about it!
Source: TMZ
Wednesday, July 18th 2007
Whippits? That's A New One For Me
Blohan might be on ectasy and now she might be on something called "whippits." According to Star Magazine Lindsay Lohan found a way to get high while at rehab. Star reports she even got caught!
A source said, “She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide. She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted. At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed. Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry.”
She apparently got the stuff from a dude that was on out-patient treatment. Promises doesn't check patients when they come in and out, so the dude was carrying boxes in of the stuff.
Star also reports that she drank up a storm at her Birthday party in Malibu and was caught again when she returned to rehab.
Lindsay was also a complete wreck in rehab and accused someone of stealing her Rolex when she was wearing it the whole time.
So...basically nothing has changed. Damn, I think I gave the girl 6 months. It looks like she's not lasting 6 days!
Whippits sounds like a damn drug invented by bored suburban kids. This bitch is nuts. She's going to start drinking paint thinner and shit soon.
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