Lindsay Lohan

Friday, August 3rd 2007

No More Louis For Lohan

 
Louis Vuitton apparently hates Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was in the running to be the face of the label at one time, but now the label doesn't want any piece of her. An inside source told Page Six that they will never lend her clothes again.
 
Bitch kept stealing their clothes for a photoshoot with Elle Magazine which hits stands today.
 
"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot," said a snitch. "Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items - which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."
 

Klepto! Wait! Maybe those "coke pants" were in the pile she stole. Louis Vuitton is setting her up! She's innocent! Don't worry Lohan, I'm on the case! 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, August 1st 2007

Let's Catch Up With That Other Wreck

 
Star Magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan found love in rehab and when he left Promises, she flew into a rage and that's what started her downward spiral leading to her arrest. Um...she's been on a downward spiral for at least 3 years!
 
According to Star Lindsay met a married dude from the Midwest at Promises and the two started a secret romance.
 
A source said,  “He was a married guy from the Midwest with a nice body.  He was having fun with Lindsay.  She called him her ‘rehab boyfriend.’  They would fool around all the time.  And they weren’t just kissing.  He was in her room often.”
 
The source claims that Blohan completely lost it when it was time for her rehab boyfriend to leave. “She completely freaked out! She started screaming, ‘Don’t leave me!  Don’t leave me!  If you leave I am going to die!’” 
 
“She cut her left wrist so badly, there was blood everywhere – on her clothes, on her face, in her hair. She was screaming, ‘He can’t go’ and sobbing.” 
 
This source claims that Lindsay has "cut herself" and threatened to kill herself at least 5 other times.
 
Attention whore.  
 
I knew this cutter in high school that would tell everyone how ashamed she was and how embarrassed she was. Yet, bitch would come out of the bathroom crying everytime she did it! If you're so effin "ashamed" of it why do you come out and tell everyone!?
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

White Oprah Really Wants A Trump Fued

 
For once in his life Donald Trump had some wise advice for Lindsay Lohan. He simply said, “Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents — then join me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ which is shooting soon — I'll keep you straight!”
 
Makes sense! Well, White Oprah fought back at Donald for absolutely no reason. She issued this statement:
 
"I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read all your books and learned from them. Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you... so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions!"

 
When does this dumb ho find the time to issue all these statements? I thought she was healing her family or something. It's so apparent that WO simply wants to be in the public eye. You can tell that she's using her daughter's drama to try and woo producers into giving her a show. I bet this skank thinks that if she issues "smart and witty" statements, that maybe someone will give her a show. Yeah, she's in talks for a reality show on E!, but what this bitch really wants is a talk show. They don't call her White Oprah for nothing!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 30th 2007

Oh Snap!

 
White Oprah issued a statement last week saying how "disappointed" she was in Rob Schneider and Jay Leno for mocking her daughter last week.
 
Rob fired back with this hot statement to People Magazine:
 
"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her! I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life."
 
"I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."

 
I agree with everything Rob said. White Oprah needs to shut it and Hollywood needs to replace Lohan with someone that will be grateful making hideous and god awful movies (i.e. I Know Who Killed Me, Georgia Rule, Just My Luck).
 
Thanks Lee
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 30th 2007

Something Tells Me There Isn't Going To Be A Sequel

 
Blohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" made a whopping $3.4 Million this weekend checking in at #9. The movie cost $35 Million and something tells me they aren't going to break even on this one. I mean when "No Reservations" beats your ass, it's looking pretty grim.
 
In other Blohan news, Michael Lohan told reporters that he's been "forced" to record all phone conversations he has with his kids. He said, "I record my conversations with my children to protect myself and to protect them. My children are told what to say on that phone when they talk to me."
 
PLEASE! He's probably trying to sell the damn conversations. I'm surprised White Oprah hasn't come up with that. Michael has given her some ideas to work with now.
 
Here are some new shots from Blohan in that Jil Stuart campaign.

 

Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, July 28th 2007

Bad Reviews


Lindsay Lohan's newest screen epic "I Know Who Killed Me" wasn't screened for critics for a very obvious reason, it's a piece of trash. Now that I'm reading the reviews that are trickling in, I actually want to see this piece of trash. Bad reviews are better than good reviews and Lindsay's latest has a slew of them. Here are some gems:

"There is no way that Lohan was in her right mind when she signed the contract for this one."

"Imagine the worst possible idea for a Parent Trap sequel that manages to combine elements of Stigmata, Dune, The Empire Strikes Back, The Corsican Brothers and Blue Man Group."

"With sky-blue tools, gloves and mask, the killer looks so much like a member of the Blue Man Group that you expect him to spit marshmallows at his victims."

"Having broken free of the Disney machine that molded her, Lohan now seems intent on destroying her career and credibility on her own terms."

"After a 20 minute delay in starting the movie, I had to assume the projector was taking an ethical stand and refusing to be party to the heinous act of showing this movie"

"The film is so cheap, lurid and overwrought it could be made up of lost reels from Grindhouse, except it lacks the knowing, self-referential humor of that B-movie parody."

The video above is what the trailer should've looked like.

I know what I'm doing this afternoon. Do you think the $3 movie theater is showing this yet?

Source

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, July 27th 2007

Getting Paid

 
Not shocking news.  Lindsay's car chase trio might sue her ass, beause they say they never expected to be in a car with her. Earlier I wrote about how the three dudes spilled the beans on what it was like being in a car chase with Lindsay Lohan at the wheel.
 
An attorney for the trio said that if an agreement cannot be made they will present her attorney with a civil complaint according to The Insider .
 
A lawsuit hasn't officially been filed, but it sounds like if these three don't get paid they won't hesitate to file one. Here are their claims:
 
"they never, ever expected to be in a car with her. It was a surprise to them"
 
their "vehicle was taken without their permission and they were unable to remove themselves while traveling, [and they were] endangered in that way" making it "false imprisonment."

 
Their lawyer also said they "want Miss Lohan to get the kind of help that her attorney says she wants," and that if she sought professional help for her problem, "That would be an important point of consideration in being pleased at how the matter is being handled."
 
SAVE IT! Look, just tell it like it is. YOU WANT TO GET PAID. You want dollas. Shit, why act like you care about Lindsay when you only care about how many zeros are on your check. It's ok, just admit it.
 
One of the dude's claims Lindsay ran over his foot and he said it's "doing better" and that he didn't have health insurance at the time and had to arrange for some.
 
It's nice to hear he's going to live.  I think what's more surprising is that I didn't see this coming. 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, July 27th 2007

White Oprah Goes To Court

 
White Oprah brought her mother to a Long Island court today. White Oprah and Michael Lohan were back in front of a judge regarding child support. The judge chewed Michael out, because he hasn't been paying. He was ordered to pay White Oprah $500 for the next two weeks and the judge told him to get a job.
 
Michael also told TMZ outside of court that he believes Ali Lohan's letter was most likely not written by her. Ali said in her letter that her father is spewing lies.
 
White Oprah told reporters that Lindsay was "in a safe place and she's doing well." She then proceeded to rip off her blouse, revealing a sequined bodysuit and she broke into a song and dance juggling china plates on her head. No she didn't do that, but I'm actually quite surprised that she didn't. 
 
That picture of WO and her mother is totally Blohan and WO in like 3 years. You choose which is which.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, July 27th 2007

Blohan's Blame Game

 
TMZ got interviews with the 3 men who claim they were in the car the night Lindsay Lohan allegedly chased down her assistant and got popped for DUI. The guys basically say Blohan was crazy, drunk and full of herself.
 
Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake are friends with the boyfriend of Lindsay's former assistant.  Lindsay invited them to a party and they showed up, but only one of them was allowed in they claim. Dante, the white one was let in. They also claim that Lindsay and her assistant then got into a huge fight and her assistant stormed off. The three guys were about to leave when Lindsay jumped into their white Denali and started to drive. One of the guys claims he got scared and jumped out and Lindsay ran over his foot. 
 
Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.
 
Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.

 
The now former assistant finally lost Lindsay on PCH. Dante says Lindsay thought the assistant was going to her mother's house in Santa Monica so Lindsay went there. It just so happened that the assistant's mother was pulling into the driveway as Lindsay arrived.

Dante says the mother panicked at Lindsay's crazy driving, and backed out of the driveway in fear -- not knowing who was behind the wheel. The guys say Lindsay then began to chase her at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn't stop she'd get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."

 
The black kid? Oh shit! Paging Al Sharpton and I'll stand by you on this one. I mean I guess I believe these guys, because Lindsay has a track record of being a crazy, drunk bitch, but on the 911 tape the woman kept saying "he's following me" so maybe one of the dudes was driving. At this point, they are all CRAZY! Lock em' all up and let's be done with it!
 
Visit TMZ to see the interviews for yourself
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, July 26th 2007

UGH! How Did They Not Hang Up On Her?

 
TMZ has the 911 tapes made by the woman who claims she was being chased by Lindsay Lohan or someone. I guess it was made by Lindsay's assistant's mother. This woman is crazy! She doesn't answer any of the dude's questions and she has no idea what she's talking about.
 
She keeps saying she's being followed by a White GNC and keeps saying "he is following us." So maybe Blohan wasn't driving?
 
That ho needed to be slapped!
 
Click here to hear this looney.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Syndicate content