Hot Slut of the Week

Age: 43
Birthday: March 5, 1963
Birth Name: Joel Scott Osteen

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 14, 2006
Claim to Fame: Head pastor of the Lakewood Church in Houston, TX and is the most famous televangelist today. His church holds 35,000 people.

Where is he now? Recently featured as one of the Barbara Walter's most 10 Fascinating People.
Why is he HS of the Week? I mean he asks Jesus to give people bonuses and raises and that's my kind of pastor. His wife is also one of the hottest women in the world...well if the world was still in 1983.

Age: 36
Birthday: 1970
Birth Name: Padma Lakshmi

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 7, 2006
Claim to Fame: Model, actress and cookbook author. Married to Salman Rushdie which makes her really rich.

Where is she now? Hosting Bravo's Top Chef
Why is she HS of the Week? Several reasons, but she was in one of the greatest films ever made, Mariah Carey's Glitter.

Age: 33
Birthday: September 5, 1973
Birth Name: Rose Jane McGowan

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: November 29, 2006
Claim to Fame: Starred in several Gregg Araki films, but found fame from 1996's Scream.

Where is she now? Soon to be seen in the horror film Grindhouse from Quentin Tarantino.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Jawbreaker is one of the greatest films ever and she let Marilyn Manson go downtown which is kind of hot.

Age: 31
Birthday: October 13, 1975
Birth Name: Tom Anderson

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: November 21, 2006
Claim to Fame: The co-founder and face of MySpace.com

Where is he now? Rich as a muthafucka
Why is he Hot Slut of the Week? See above and because I'd hit it.

Age: 42
Birthday: July 30, 1964
Birth Name: Vivica Anjanetta Fox

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: November 16, 2006
Claim to Fame: Her first major role was in 1996's "Independence Day" followed up by the hotness that is "Set It Off."

Where is she now? Last seen on "Dancing with the Stars" and has a bunch of direct-to-dvd releases next year. Ha.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She's a plastic surgery addict and she uses the tired phrase "drop it like it's hot" like it's something new. I've always loved Vivica even if she has a face only Dr. 90210 could love.

Age: 27
Birthday: September 24, 1979
Birth Name: Casey Johnson

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: November 5, 2006
Claim to Fame: The "Band-Aid Princess" or heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune

Where is she now? Last I heard she was in PR and wanted to adopt an African orphan. I kid you not.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She's a low-rent Paris Hilton and trust me, that's really low. She's a plastic surgery addict and a huge piece of trash which equals hot in my book.

Age: 57
Birthday: September 17, 1949
Birth Name: Cassandra Peterson

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: October 31, 2006
Claim to Fame: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Where is she now? She's Elvira now and forever!
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She's a strong supporter of gay rights and that shit is hot. Seriously, Halloween would not be the same without her ass.

Age: 61
Birthday: December 1, 1945
Birth Name: Bette Midler

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: October 24, 2006
Claim to Fame: Performing in gay bathhouses with Barry Manilow.

Where is she now? Released an album of all Peggy Lee songs and starred in 2004's The Stepford Wives.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She has talent and humor, but deep down I think she's a cold hard bitch. Which I love.

Age:61
Birthday: July 26, 1945
Birth Name: Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: October 16, 2006
Claim to Fame: Excalibur!

Where is she now? Bitch is currently starring in "The Queen" and will win an Oscar for that hotness. Trust.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She has hot tits and still manages to be a sex kitten at 61.