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This is Jason Davis, brother of Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis, at one of the Golden Globe's Suites yesterday. Try to keep your tongue away from the screen. I know you want to lick that goodness up and down.

The N word is not the new black! No pun intended. Anthony Michael Hall is the latest loser to try and use the racial slur to get a little press. He was caught by TMZ's cameras outside the laugh factory, signing autographs and dropping the N bomb.

When a large, Hispanic man approached him for a picture, Anthony joked, "I am scared of this n**ga right here."

Gross. Gross. Gross. Anthony also jokes about being high. What is wrong with people? This is not cool and he's lucky somebody didn't shank his ass. Furthermore it's going to make people watch his crappy cable show.

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38-year-old Marilyn Manson is dating 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn's wife of one-year Dita Von Teese recently filed from divorce. Friends of Dita claim that Marilyn is crazy and a real boozer. Marilyn and Evan have been friends for a while and she stars in his Alice in Wonderland film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.

Evan has had roles in Thirteen, Running with Scissors and the Upside of Anger. She's also now one of the dumbest broads in Hollyweird and that's an understatement. I mean does Marilyn even have a peen?

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DJ AM reportedly told friends that he wanted to date someone famous. He got used to the perks of dating Nicole Richie. He said that when he dated her his DJ rates went sky high and when they stopped, he lost business. Perhaps, he found his next PR stunt in Mandy Moore. The two looked quite cozy at the Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd. the other day. DJ AM is grinning ear to ear. This couple is not cute.

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There's nothing worse than a sand booger and Orlando Bloom snotted one out the other day while surfing. He also took a whizz on the rocks. Don't act like you've never done it. Better there than in the water. He looks like Kate Bosworth topless. They probably rubbed nipples easily. He's still something that I would definitely get into sticky situations with.

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A Dlisted reader sent me this hot picture of Nick Carter was taken in St. Louis around Christmastimes. Here's the story:

Nick Carter dating someone in the St. Louis area and apparently on Christmas he got so pissed he had to go to the bathroom and hurl. This picture is the aftermath...

I'm not sure what he was pissed about? I say it was a booze and e mix. Hey, that happens.

Yeah I know there's a lot of Britney Spears posts today, but this will be the last one...this hour. Anyway, Brit Brit apparently want to show off her body in a new painting she's having commissioned. Brit thinks she looks "awesome hot" after giving birth to Jayden James and wants to show it off.

A source said, "Britney's been getting in better and better shape since she split with Kevin and wants her body immortalised in a portrait. She loves the film 'Titanic', especially the scene where Kate Winslet's character Rose gets painted in the nude. She wants it tastefully done, though, and is looking for the right artist to do it."

Do they have airbrushing for portraits? Let's hope it's done in Picasso style. At least that way she'll look sort of hot. Poor ho, she would look hot if she didn't show off her thighs and gut. Umm..Kate Winslet in Titanic? More like the ship itself!

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James Brown was given a public viewing at the Apollo Theater in NYC today. Thousands lined up at the theater where James got his start over 40 years ago. His body was brought to the theater by a horse drawn carriage. After today's viewing his body will be taken to Augusta where he will be buried after another public viewing on Saturday.

The guest list for his funeral has included names like Tom Cruise, Usher, Jamie Foxx, Aretha Franklin and many more.

Open caskets have always creeped me out. What if they come alive and grab you? Ugh.

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Britney Spears seemed to be cleaned up when she showed up at Lex Deux Cafe last week, but it didn't stay that way. She apparently got so trashed that she couldn't walk straight and kept falling over. At about 2am, Brit Brit suddenly started up-chucking everywhere!

A source said, "There was barf all over the floor, some got on her; it smelled horrible. It was disgusting. It might have been sushi and saki she was spewing, since she'd dined at Katana Sushi Bar in West Hollywood a few hours earlier. Someone ordered some pasta. Brit's handlers wanted her to eat something, to try to fill her stomach with something besides alcohol. They didn't want her getting alcohol poisoning and be rushed to a hospital. She ate a few bites, enough to settle her stomach."

A few minutes later she was carried out to her car. The paparazzi had left by then. Britney vom? Ugh, that just made me dry heave. Thank God the raw fish was there or it would probably smell even worse. A mixture of Paris' vagina juices, cheetos, red bull and every single item at Coffee Bean. Poor SPF and JJ had to smell that nasty bref in the morning. Child abuse!

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Tara Reid exposed her frankentummy yet again in St. Barths yesterday. Why hasn't the government done something about this? They really should deport her ass and her stomach. I mean, that thing looks like it has a brain of its own and will eat and kill everything in its path. That being said, scrambled eggs for breakfast!