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According to Cisco Adler's rep, he has not broke up with Mischa Barton. There were earlier reports today that Mischa dumped Cisco, because of this photo that made the internet rounds last month.

Cisco says that she wasn't happy about the pic. "Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least. I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."

Saggy nuts isn't alone I guess. With his saggy nuts and her cottage cheese thighs they can make a delicious low-fat waldorf salad!

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Did Britney Spears have a secret, wild sex life? There were rumors that KFed was about to spill the beans about Brit's wild life including threesomes and getting lesbo with other girls. Many laughed this off and couldn't imagine Brit partaking in any of those kind of activities. A friend of KFed's, Omar "Iceman" Sharif, is confirming KFed's accusations.

He said, “Britney was into threesomes and girls.”

Sources say that Britney had orgies with as many as 20 girls at once. She would be seen taking several women into her bedroom. Up to 20 chicks at a time.

LALALALAALLALA! Not listening! Not listening! Doesn't Brit Brit look pretty in pink?

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Aubrey O'Day is a member of the low-rent Pussycat Dolls aka Diddy's Hos aka Danity Kane. She celebrated her birthday at a club in NYC last night with fellow cast members D. Woods and Dawn (below). What the hell happened to her? She's usually cute.

Is this a costume party and she's dressed as Courtney Love?

Steve-O loves to piss in public. I mean he's pissed on the red carpet before, so it's not surprised that he was kicked out of a club in Miami for performing that deed. Sources say that Steve-O was at the Miami club Mokai when he thought it would be funny to be on the bar.

The source said, "He walked up to the bar, opened up, aimed and peed. Right on the bar. Everyone was so disgusted and grossed out."

He was immediately taken out by security.

No that isn't piss he's holding, but I'm sure he'd mix vodka with his own piss for attention. It's sad when an old man like him has to do crap like that for attention. He needs to be taken out if he takes it to the next level by taking a dump in public!

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Denise Richards smiled for the cameras with both sets of lips while on vacation in Maui with Richie Sambora. Relax, it's just a little vag.

See them after the jump!

UPDATE - Here's some pics of Denise looking like she's snorting coke on the beach, although I think she's just putting lip gloss on. I mean is she that stupid to snort out in public when she knows the paps are on her ass? (Thanks Tammy)

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Danny Bonaduce didn't get the memo that oompa loompas are not allowed out of their white overalls. Anyway, here he is at the TV Launch Party for "My Workout... Powered by Podfitnes" at the W Hotel in Westwood, CA last night. Does he think that's sexy? He looks like that creepy boy bodybuilder.

ParisExposed.com is seriously the greatest website that has ever been created. It needs to win the Nobel Prize. Here's a little video of a drunken and most likely high, Paris Hilton, being videotaped by Nicky Hilton singing some racist song to the tune of "We Are a Family." Yup, she talks about Jews, Japs and Blacks. Lovely. She also tries to dirty dance with some dude (who is most likely gay), but her dancing looks more like a skanky cat trying to get the fleas off his coat.

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Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen came out from their troll cave to celebrate the DVD release of "Farce of the Penguins" which is directed by their Full House daddy, Bob Saget. Has their head of hair felt the cleanliness of shampoo at all in 2007? I think not. There's enough grease up in there to put in a pan and fry up some bananas. Delicious! You know Saget wants to hit it.

Sienna Miller started out looking lovely last night in a white flapper dress and then she changed into this? First of all, it was colder than my heart last night in NYC. Second of all, if she going to an open chorus call for a retirement community production of Chicago? Jeeeeesus.

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Kelly Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne's vacation was ruined when they were asked to move off of a beach in Spain. The reason they claim is that it was a nude beach and they refused to show their melons.

Kelly said, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday."

Come clean Kelly. You know they asked you to leave, because you GOT naked. Better yet, they were driving sunbathers away because they thought a beached whale was trying to attack their asses.

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