"There's no way I could have scored with her."
Well, maybe he's right. FF probably looks hotter in HS. It was her pre-meth-face days.
I really hope FF keeps the stripping behind closed doors.
Those nails, that bag, the tights, the ring, the baggy shirt... where do I rest my eyes?! Oh Fergie, why must you torture us with these horrible traveling outfits you wear? You can look much better, I know it! ...she can right?
I love the song Glamorous just as much as the next person (don't judge me) but who else has had it with this "I LOVE Taco Bell!!!" crap? Yeah, me too.
TMZ has obtained a letter to Fuggie from the president of Taco Bell offering her and her fans an "ultimate after-party" at any local Taco Bell near a stop on her concert tour. Chances are she doesn't even like Taco Bell that much, she just needed something to rhyme with her lyrics. Lets be real.
Fergie is currently on her Verizon VIP Tour. Here she is leaving a hotel in Tampa and performing at Mizner Park Ampitheatre in Boca Raton, Florida.
Fergie has a new video out and it's called "Big Girls Don't Cry." First of all, she's not a girl. Second of all, methfaces cry all the time. That's how they get out of paying their dealers. Well, that and bending it over. The video and song are pretty blah blah blah blah blah...but that hot bitch from Heroes is in it. Unfortunately, he's not so hot in this due to the fugliness of Fuggie washing off on him.