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Fergie Ferg doesn't look that bad, eh? My 3rd cocktail could finally be kicking in. Anyway, FF attended her handbag launch party for Kipling last night in NYC. Yes, bitch makes handbags.

She also wore some pill dress and one of my fashion fag friends said it's Chanel. Why didn't Blohan think of that?! I need to get me a pair of pill undies. It would going out so much easier.

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The Dutchess Does Not Look Pleased

Who pissed in her pants? AHAHAH! Fergie along with The Black Eyed Peas donned traditional Korean garb at a press conference in Seoul, Korea today.

Fergie should've brought that fan up a little bit and by "a little bit" I mean covered her entire meth face!

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Josh Duhamel has revealed that he had a stripper pole installed in the home he shared with Fergie Fug in hopes that she'll give him some private performances. He also said that she's taking some lessons.

He said, "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, because she doesn't want to look stupid."

Methinks Josh has both lost his mind and eyesight. He went on to say that he doesn't think he'd ever score with FF in High School. "She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.

"There's no way I could have scored with her."

Well, maybe he's right. FF probably looks hotter in HS. It was her pre-meth-face days.

I really hope FF keeps the stripping behind closed doors.

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Fergie • Gross

Why Do You Make It So Easy?

Those nails, that bag, the tights, the ring, the baggy shirt... where do I rest my eyes?! Oh Fergie, why must you torture us with these horrible traveling outfits you wear? You can look much better, I know it! ...she can right?

I love the song Glamorous just as much as the next person (don't judge me) but who else has had it with this "I LOVE Taco Bell!!!" crap? Yeah, me too.

TMZ has obtained a letter to Fuggie from the president of Taco Bell offering her and her fans an "ultimate after-party" at any local Taco Bell near a stop on her concert tour. Chances are she doesn't even like Taco Bell that much, she just needed something to rhyme with her lyrics. Lets be real.

Fergie is currently on her Verizon VIP Tour. Here she is leaving a hotel in Tampa and performing at Mizner Park Ampitheatre in Boca Raton, Florida.

Splash

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Two Fergies Collide

The Duchess of Pork and the Dutchess of Meth collided last night at Cipriani's Concert Series in NYC where FF took the stage. Two much beauty in one place! I don't know what to do.

Let's be real, FF looks just as old as the original Fergie. FF get thee an oxygen mask STAT!

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Big Fugs Don't Cry

Fergie has a new video out and it's called "Big Girls Don't Cry." First of all, she's not a girl. Second of all, methfaces cry all the time. That's how they get out of paying their dealers. Well, that and bending it over. The video and song are pretty blah blah blah blah blah...but that hot bitch from Heroes is in it. Unfortunately, he's not so hot in this due to the fugliness of Fuggie washing off on him.

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Fergie • YouTubes

Mom Jeans Done Right (Don't Hit Me)

Fuggie Fug is desperately trying to make the "mom jean" look happen. You know, this isn't atrocious! Don't hit me! I mean, she looks a whole lot better than Jessica Simpson . My mom had that same outfit in 1981. It could've been a lot worse.

Look what she wore onstage at Wango Tango yesterday! Captain Fugly takes flight!

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Fuggie's Six Fugly Outfits

Fuggie Fug was one of the co-hosts of the MTV Video Music Awards in Australia along with the Madden douches. It looks like she spent a lot of time picking our her ensembles and unfortunately it didn't work out. I've seen hotter outfits at the clearance rack of the Salvation Army. I mean...I've heeeeard there are better outfits.

High-waisted neon?! WTF? She probably wants to piss in peace without bitches gawking at the stain. She's not going to make the same mistake twice.

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Greasy

Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Fuggie Fug...all these dumbasses are starting to look the same. They even dress the same. They all have that nasty-ass hair that's just begging to be washed.

Fuggie arrived in Australia today for the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend. She needs to work less on her fitness and more on her hygiene.

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Fuggie Fug to Slaughter a Heart Classic

This is unnecessary and cruel, but Fuggie Fug will cover Heart's "Barracuda" for the upcoming Shrek soundtrack. The album will also include Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song," Paul McCartney and Wings' "Live and Let Die," Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle," the Ramones' "Do You Remember Rock'n'Roll Radio" and eels' "Royal Pain."

It's due out May 15th.

When I first read the headline "Fergie up for Shrek" I thought she was going to play the title character in the upcoming Broadway musical of Shrek . I mean, it's a role she was born to play. No make-up required!

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