Crackheads

Blohan showed off what I'm thinking is a Halloween costume last night. I'm not sure what she's dressed as. She probably is wearing the pajamas of some dude she screwed the night before and only Hugh Hefner has jammies like that, so she fucked his ass.

TMZ also reports that her ass had a rough night:

At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone. Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner -- parked behind her -- had been following her for the last two hours, trying to "hit" her vehicle. Our spy reports that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them." What Lindsay didn't even realize in her reduced state was that the two men in the Toyota were actually paparazzi. Our spy saw them snapping away. And, he says, as their vehicle started to creep up on Lindsay's Escalade, she shifted into drive, hit the gas and took off. The paparazzi followed her.

Oh Gawd. Somebody get this crackhead some help! I'm sure since it was so early this morning she was on her way to church!

What's going on with Kate Moss' nose? This question was asked as she strolled through Heathrow Airport recently. Did her coke snorting finally catch up to her? Is she just breathing hard or did she have a little work? I say bitch is just practicing her coke snorts with a little nose exercise. Keeps the suction working!

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It never gets old making fun of Rachel Zoe. Last night at the 23rd Annual Night of Stars, she clung on to her next victims. Poor Mischa Barton and Anne Hathaway need to run fast before they end up "in rehab to get fat" like a certain Zoe victim we know. I'm not joking when I call Zoe, the chupacabra, homegirl looks just like it. Mexican police need to head to the BH STAT to nab their country's public enemy #1!!

Kate Moss boozed away at the Moet & Chandon Fashion party last night. She brought Pete Doherty along and the were beautiful disasters. They are wearing fancy clothes, but look like two bums. There were rumors that Kate was knocked up and who knows? She would be the type to drink for two.

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Blohan must have thousands of drugs running through her veins that make her say the weirdest shit. She told InStyle Magazine that she likes to sit down. No, that she really likes to sit down.

She said, "I'm happiest when I'm just sitting. I recently went to a redwood forest with a friend and went on a hike. It was the most fun I've ever had."

Blissing out….ahhh…The redwood forest was fun, because they probably did rails and rails off of each other’s chochas. I mean what the hell is she talking about? Drugs have gone and killed all of her brain cells. Her thoughts consist of rainbows, forests and magic kingdoms. Bitch needs a blood drain.

By the way...I hate to say it, but homegirl has been looking on the hot side these days. These pics are from the Hollywood Awards two nights ago.

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Tommy Lee loves making out, period. So it's no surprise that last night at Frankie J's album release party in Hollywood he stuck his other disease stick down bandmate, Lukas Rossi. During their session, Lukas even went in for a feel and revealed Tommy's much inked-up stomach. Usually, this kind of thing is hot to me...but not these two. Tommy probably thought he was making out with Tila Tequila.

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Robbie Williams has a song on his latest album, Rudebox, in which one of the lyrics is “dance like you just won the Special Olympics.” This little comment has upset disabled organizations and they have demanded the lyric be cut. They got what they wanted, because the single was released with the word “special” cut from it.

Some bitch from a disabled charity said, "I am a big Robbie Williams fan and I went to see him recently, but I will not be buying this album. I find the lyric about the Special Olympics highly offensive and it is rank disablism."

People need to chill, disabled bitches are hot dancers. I get all my Friday night moves from the shortbus. Robbie is just being a douchebag as usual. He wishes he danced that hot.

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Kate Moss was photographed at London’s Heathrow airport with a ring on her wedding finger. Kate was returning from a trip to Italy where she performed with Pete Doherty and Babyshambles.

The couple were seen in a jewelry store over the weekend, picking out the ring.

And to top it all off, there are pregnancy rumors!

Jewelry store my ass! That crackhead stole it off of an elderly lady’s hand I know it! That’s an old woman’s ring. I can smell the Jean Nate from here!

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Lindsay Blohan tells next month’s InStyle Magazine that she can’t stand when people she doesn’t know give her advice on her life. She would must rather get advice from her crackpot mother.

She said, "The other day this guy I'd never met was like: 'Make sure you keep your stuff together.'

"I was like: 'Excuse me? You know nothing about me.' I was flabbergasted."

Truth hurts.

Blohan is currently in Paris, because French coke is better. Actually, she looks good and much healthier. Let’s hope it stays that way.

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