Crackheads

Lil' Wayne got busted again! Wayne was arrested near Yuma, Arizona and charged with possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia. TMZ reports that the Drug Enforcement Agency was brought in for the arrest. He was also arrested last year for possession of drugs in Idaho.

His arraignment is set for this morning.

Oh shit! Those are going to be real tears soon. Wayne is all bark no bite. He's probably one of those types that says he isn't afraid to go to the clink, but once he's there he will be crying himself to sleep every night.

Toothless crackhead alert! It was only a matter of time before a gay sex scandal would hit Barack Obama. Meet Larry Sinclair. He made this YouTube video of himself reading cue cards and detailing his sexy encounter with Obama in 1999. Larry claims to have met Obama in an "upscale" lounge in Chicago. They left the lounge and got into Larry's limo. In the limo Obama did crack cocaine and Larry gave him a blowjob.

Larry also says the mainstream media and Obama have tried to prevent this story from becoming public. He also challenges Obama to take a polygraph.

Let's get some facts straight, Larry. Like you've ever set foot in an "upscale" lounge in your life. It was White Castle and you know it. It wasn't a limo, it was your mom's 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass. It wasn't Obama, it was the neighborhood dope dealer. You gummed his dick for a rock.

And Larry, you are good enough, you are smart enough and doggone it, people like you!

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The Sun got a hold of some video footage showing Amy Wino allegedly smoking crack at 5am last Friday. They claim she also snorted Ecstasy and cocaine. She also admits on the video that she just popped 6 Valiums to bring her down. This is Britney's hero. You know it. That's why Brit's doing the fake British accent. She wants to be Wino so bad. Wino better watch her Blaaake. Brit's coming for him!

The video also shows Wino worrying about her pet cat. She accuses one of her guests of taking one her pussy! She is heard saying, “If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.” Spoken like a true crackhead. I have no idea what she's saying. I don't think she does either.

On the video her friends warn her to not snort too much shit, but she ignores them and takes a big clump. She also tells her friends in between crackpipe hits that she needs to be up for court at 8am. Friends hope that once Wino sees the video it will be the wake up she needs.

Did Wino not learn anything from Kate Moss?! Check for cameras at the door and confiscate all cell phones. These crackheads can't do anything right!

Basically, this is not shocking. A video of Wino drinking sparkling water and reading Proust would be more shocking. It was only a matter of time before someone caught her on camera.

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Fun times. Last night on "Celebrity Rehab" was the detox episode. The girls seemed to handle it well, but Jeff Conaway was still being possessed by the devil known as Oxycontin or whatever the hell he takes. I think he takes everything. Jeff makes me never want to touch anything remotely narcotic again. He scared me straight! Ok and then I had a drink and I was alright.

While Jeff was in the hospital after checking into the program, the nurses found 20 dollar bills with cocaine in them. Jeff brought in drugs to rehab. When he returned to the clinic he continued the massive shakes and told Dr. Drew he wanted to off himself.

Jeff also almost quit the program, because they wouldn't let his girlfriend come two hours early to visit him. His girlfriend has been known to bring him drugs in rehab, so they were told to keep an eye on her.Dr. Drew told Jeff what's what and he decided not to leave. It looks like next week he has an explosion after one of the Baldwin brothers excuses him of bringing in drugs. Good times.

This shit is painful to watch.

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American Idol loser, Jessica Sierra, cut a deal today in Tampa, FL. Jessica has been sitting in jail after the cokehead was arrested for being a mess in a bar. A judge in Florida has agreed to give her three years probation if she completes a one-year program at Dr. Drew's rehab facility in Pasadena, CA. Dr. Drew worked with Jessica on the upcoming reality show "Celebrity Rehab." Dr. Drew flew to Florida to testify for Jessica and get her the help she needs.

TMZ reports that Jessica faces two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery. If Jessica fails the program she will go back to the clink. The judge also told her to shut the hell up and not talk to the media. "You are not going to become a celebrity because you are a recovering addict."

Dr. Drew needs to give Dr. Phil a beat down and pick up Britney Spears as well.

One year in rehab is a long ass time, but that seems about right. It's going to take that long to get the trash gene out of Jessica's system. I mean...knocked up in jail with a coke problem and a sex tape coming out? White Oprah better watch it, because Jessica's on track for Mother of the Year!

Here's a couple of clips from Vh1's new reality show "Celebrity Rehab." The clips feature Jeff Conway from Taxi snorting coke and the lead singer from CrazyTown smoking crack! I actually used to have a crush on that nasty CrazyTown dude until I found out he was doing Paris Hilton. I think doing Paris is worse than smoking crack. Ugh....I feel dirty.

Celebrity Rehab debuts in January. Jessica Sierra, Daniel Baldwin, Mary Carey, Brigitte Nielsen and Chyna are reportedly in the cast, but Vh1 has yet to confirm.

After watching those clips I need rehab now.

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