Britney Spears had a late night in NYC recording tracks for her new album. She left Sony Music at around 5:30 this morning and is said to be headed to Miami. She is working on her first album since 2003’s In the Zone. Pharrell Williams confirmed that he’s working on some tracks with Brit.
The album is tentatively titled “The Awesomest CD Ever.” Not really, but she wishes she could call it that.
She will spend the weekend in Miami. Fantastic! Just put away your wonky breasts already. We get it…you’re BACK and you’re HOT and you’re single. Blah, Blah, Blah!
Britney Spears not only rocked that fool's hat again in NYC this morning, but she also worked her wedding ring. Maybe she can't get it off her fat fingers or maybe her and KFed are working things out. Who knows? Has she worn that same black dress three nights in a row? Ugh, it must smell like chicken fingers and Victoria's Secret body wash.
The old Britney Spears is creeping back. It looks like the "trailer-trashness" emerged last night at 1am in NYC. I can see it in her eyes. She's thinking of Quiznos and Thunderbird. While, Brit Brit kept up the partying in NYC...KFed performed in Chicago. The crowd was mostly cool with him even though most of the tickets were given away for free due to lack of sales.
One man was led out by security, because he held up a sign insulting KFed's dick size. Hah. Gay. KFed made barely any mention of the split, only saying, "You know who's about to be a free man?"
More like, "You know who's about to be a BROKE man?"
That KFed is such a joker. He actually thinks he has a chance. He has filed documents and is fighting Britney Spears for custody of their two children. I mean...how cute. He wants complete custody of the two kids with visitation rights. He also wants spousal support. Looks like we got a good old fashioned war, folks.
I can't wait to see what lies he's going to spread. He's going to say some scandalous shit about her ass. I mean what is going to be his reason?
What a tool. However, I'd still hit it. Click here to see the official documents.
Fleshbot may or may not have uncovered the much-talked about Britney Spears sex tape. The 19-second clip features a woman that sort of looks like Britney. The clip showed up on Pornotube and brands itself as the "Britney and KFed Sex Tape." It could just be Britney eating a cheese stick. Actually KFed's stick is full of cheese.
A judge threw out Britney's lawsuit against Us Weekly yesterday. She sued them because they published a story about the alleged sex tape.
Go visit Fleshbot to see the clip.
Kevin Federline's debut album "Playing With Fire" sold a whopping 6,500 copies and debuted at #151 on the Billboard Chart. I think Britney probably sells that in one minute. I mean even Brooke Hogan beat his ass. Her album debuted at #28. While KFed celebrated the obscene failure of his album, Britney skated around Rockefeller Center in NYC.
TMZ is reporting something truly laughable. KFed is apparently going to try and fight Britney Spears for custody of their two children, Jayden James and SPF. His sole reason for doing this is cash. KFed can't fight the pre-nup, because it's iron clad. So, he's going to go after sole custody of his two children which will give him more dollars. Britney has been primary caretaker to both boys, so I doubt KFed is that stupid to pull this sort of crap. Ok,maybe he is.
Life & Style is reporting that KFed is severely shocked over these latest developments and he had no idea this was coming. Although, sources say that last May he met with a divorce lawyer of his own. He wanted to sue for sole custody to try and get more cash out of Britney, at least $10 million.
Lastly, ONTD has a video of KFed shot on Monday where he talks about his material goods and how proud Britney is of him. He's also caught texting with someone and walks away visibly upset. Damn, she told him through text message!
Couldn't they have gotten a quickee divorce in Mexico? Now we're going to have to live with a million stories coming out of this for the next several months. Damn them!
This is the last Britney Spears post for the day. Ok, it's 11:34pm so that doesn't really count. Anyway, here's Britney working some wonky ones as she ate with her girlfriends in NYC this evening. TMZ also has video of Britney at Rockefeller on the ice rink. Homegirl looks happy. I think she just saved a bunch of money on her car insurance by switching to Geico.
Out of the many emails I got about Britney's divorce to KFed, this one was very interesting. It comes from someone that claims they are close to the Britney camp. I’m going to take it at face value, but what they say makes complete sense:
MK – Don’t believe the Britney divorce. I’m sort of in with her circle of friends and I know for a fact she’s not going to leave him. She’s just doing this to scare him and gain some sympathy votes from the media. She went on Letterman, cause Kevin thought she was at the hotel crying over him. She is using the divorce to scare him. They are already talking to each other and texting all the time on their mobiles. She always threatened divorce on him and he never believed her. She’s hoping he will change his ways. I think she also knows that this can change her image and is using it. They will get back together. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if they are already back together.
See, I think it may be more of a PR move. Homegirl, saw how much positive attention Whitney Houston got and thought she’d join in the fun. Does she have an album coming out soon? I won't believe it until the divorce is FINAL.
Best Week Ever has the details of Britney and KFed's pre-nup. Apparently, Britney's camp made sure that her pre-nup was ironclad and kept her cash safe.
Their Malibu mansion will be divided 50/50
Any gift worth more than $10,000 will be given back to the gift giver. Meaning KFed will walk away with a Swatch watch and some McDonald's Monopoly tokens
Britney will pay KFed $30k a month half of the length of their marriage - 1 year
Britney won't pay child support to Shar Jackson, KFed's other baby mama
Her millions are safe and sound
I think the World is going to be explode over this, the internet at least. I've gotten at least 150,345,678 emails over this. I have to sift through that shit. People Magazine has a detailed timeline of the beginning of the end. I can't wait to see the stories that will come forward in the next few days. Ugh.