Britney Spears

Britney Spears is in Las Vegas to work on her new album. She was spotted Friday night at the Palms Casino with her manager, Larry Rudolph. She wore a pink wig and big, dark sunglasses. What a nerd. She apparently won $10,000 at the high-limit blackjack table. I guess KFed isn't that useless. He taught homegirl how to play. She also introduced herself to Mario Lopez and the two along with their groups went to the Moon Nightclub and partied their night away.

Britney do us all a favor and use that cash to get your weave done and buy some new clothes. We all want you to do your best, but we can't condone this kind of behavior. For serious. Mario probably laughed at you, because you know how bitchy fags can be.

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Looks like Britney Spears is back to looking like hell. She dropped her new short hair and instead went back to her old ways with a tired weave. Brit was with her bodyguard yesterday and some white dude. He's probably the one who put that broke, kitchen-ass weave on her. Oh Britney, you make it so hard.

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*Images were removed by request and replaced with pregnant Britney. The images were basically of Brit boarding a plane with JJ's foot shown.

These pictures aren't that exciting, but are of Britney Spears, JJ and SPF leaving Kentwood yesterday. No word on where they are headed. We get to see JJ's feet. Woooo...feet! I guess it's extra exciting for those of you with foot fetishes, well baby foot fetishes. Ugh. I think she's trying to look like Daphne from Scooby Doo with her new hair.

KFed and Chris Jones being gangsta at Mansion in Miami on 11/15

KFed has been on a rampage scribbling hateful poems to Britney Spears and cursing her out in his shows, but could he want her back? According to reports he needs his cash cow back. He has apparently been calling her non-stop to try and get her to take him back.

A source said, "He sent flowers and chocolates to Britney, but she asked an assistant to put them somewhere where she wouldn't have to look at them. He's also left voice messages, singing her love poems, but Britney hasn't replied."

Britney is serious this time and asks that any trace of him be put away. She also back on speaking terms with Madonna. She called her moments before her divorce went public to let her know. The two have apparently talked since.

Of course he's gonna want her ass back. His future consists of living in a motel in Indio,CA and bussing tables at night at their local casino.

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*Images have been removed by request. They basically show Britney smoking in Kentwood with some baby that's either SPF or JJ*

Here are a few pics of Britney Spears' weekend trip to Kentwood, LA where she visited with family. She brought SPF or is that JJ with her to a restaurant. She was hand fed and lit up like a pro. You can take the white trash out of the girl, but...well..ok with her you can't take the white trash out. Anyway, she looks happy. Probably because she's eating buttermilk pie and smoking on some Reds! SPF or JJ really doesn't like her smoke breath.

Brit Brit Spears, Jayden James and SPF were supposed to hit Miami after their NYC trip. Instead, they went to Brit's hometown, Kentwood, LA for a little family time.

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During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. – a Spears family favorite – along with her kids and other friends and family. Spears is "a wonderful mother and she's doing great right now," Price tells PEOPLE. "She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She's happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous – both of them are so adorable." Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say.

The Burger Basket? That sounds really fattening, but really delicious. Meanwhile, KFed recently hit Washington, DC on his "playing for five people" tour. He somehow got people to show up to his show and it went on. He also made sure to give Britney a shout out by screaming "FUCK BRITNEY!" to the crowd. Lovely.

Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Alexander, and KFed's original baby mama, Shar Jackson, are now BFFs. Total vom. They have joined forces in hoping that two F-List statuses will make a C-List. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Shar insists the two are just friends and don't plan on making it romantic.

I'm not sure what this photoshoot is for, but...ok?! Two never-beens having a photoshoot for nothing in particular?

Is Jason Alexander hot? Kind of right? Ugh. I grossed myself out.

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According to sources, KFed is currently in negotiations to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for $50 million. One company in Arizona is willing to pay the fee. KFed is using the tape in negotiations with his ex. He’s willing to sell her the tape for $30 million and custody of their two sons.

The tape was filmed in the first few weeks they were together at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It shows Britney and KFed getting down and dirty with her performing several sexy acts on his nasty ass. A source said, "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.”

Play chess? Ok, this story has to be a falsity. These two dingbat can’t even play Go-Fish let alone, Chess. The same source claims that Kfed will do anything to get back at her and this is his ticket.

A source close to Britney said, "She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back.

"They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to SELL them.”

The same source claims that the reason for their break-up is that Brit caught him with another woman. She is also sick of him cheating with hookers and his constant cocaine use.

This story comes from the News of the World so take it for what it’s worth. I think there’s some kind of clause in Britney’s prenup that states KFed cannot sell a tell-all about them nor do anything to hurt her career. I may be mistaken, but I’m pretty she has that shit.

I bet you Britney sucks at giving head.

Anna Wintour and Vogue magazine have apparently turned down Britney Spear's offer to appear on the cover with her new body. Brit had hoped that photos of her and son, Jayden James would appear in the magazine. A source said, "She really wanted the photos to run in Vogue, but they turned her down. She's now reconsidering her options."

She has been offered around $2 million for the photos by other publications, but won't take any money. Why? Because she'll have to give half to KFed.

Britney returned to her doofus ways on a hot night out in NYC on Friday. CVS bags, Santa hat, fugly outfit? Even her bodyguard is grossed out being seen with her.

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Britney Spears has put up the Malibu mansion she shared with KFed up for sale. She's apparently asking around $13 million for the pad. She's hoping to start fresh and put bad memories behind her. She's also mulling a move to New York City. She feels the people have been great to her and she really loves the city. Unfortunately, we don't have an In-N-Out or Coffee Bean here, so she'd be kind of fucked. Britney is in Miami this weekend with the brats working on her album.

On the other side...KFed was spotted checking into a $89 a night motel off the freeway. He was also spotted a Wal-Mart in Maryland buying undies.

Give me a break. This is all for publicity people. He's not that broke, he's just putting on a show. Seriously, this whole thing is getting almost as bad as the Anna Nicole saga. If Britney comes forward saying JJ isn't KFed's, I'm out of here. I mean, he's obviously trying to gain sympathy. Furthermore, he probably bought his undies from Wal-Mart when he was with Britney, cause it's gangster. Ewww, imagine the track marks on his shit.

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