Monday, August 6th 2007
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are no longer playing nice when it comes to custody and visitation rights of their daughters. Charlie wants to see Denise's call-girl ass in a court to try and get his visitation rights loosened. He no longer wants supervised visits. Denise has demanded that her nanny is at all the visits and friends of Charlie said this is so she can spy on him.
Another source said that Denise is jealous of Charlie's new fiancee and that Denise has even asked Charlie to father another child for her. They also claim that Denise loves the spotlight and claimed she sent flowers to Charlie's fiancee after learning about their engagement, but never did.
"Denise set it up. Brooke never got the flowers, but she did get a call from Denise saying, 'It's an emergency, come meet me now.' When Brooke met her, there were four paparazzi waiting to take their picture. After the pictures were done, Denise told Brooke, 'It's been taken care of.' "
Denise told Page Six that the problem is Charlie and he's trying to mess up the custody agreement. "My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that's not my fault."
"I don't want another child right now. I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career. I thought I was past all this stuff."
Who do I trust?! I'll go with Denise. Her performance in "Wild Things" moves me to tears everytime.
Saturday, August 4th 2007
A new unauthorized biography out in October about Jack Nicholson claims he has a secret handicapped son. Jack is known to have six kids.
The book claims, "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother's drug abuse . . . These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans."
Jack's rep said, "The allegations of the handicapped son are false and inaccurate. There is no handicapped son of Mr. Nicholson."
Reportedly Jack has already paid off one secret love child with a settlement said to be in the six-figures.
Above is Jack with two of his brats.
Let's be real, Jack is a stud and probably has monster sperm. I'd probably get knocked up by Jack. That being said, those women need to prove he's the daddy and get paid. I'm all about getting paid lately. I mean some of these skanks get away with way too much.
Source; Page Six
Saturday, August 4th 2007
DNA tests already revealed that Eddie Murphy was the father of Murphy Brown, his daughter with Scary Spice. He's finally admitting it. He also claims he's paid Scary child support.
He issued this statement through his spokeswhore:
"Mr. Murphy acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy. Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort."
Scary told Essence that the pregnancy was planned.
Eddie has already moved on and is engaged to Tracey Edmonds.
Screw him Scary! GET THAT CASH and spend spend spend!!! Drain his ass. Take that rock off of Tracey's finger, pawn it and by Murphy Brown a diamond-encrusted rattle!
Friday, August 3rd 2007
Screw Rumer. I'm into Scout Willis. She's actually the most attractive of all the Willis girls. She's a hot bitch. Anyone that will take a men's undershirt and belt it is A-OK by me.
I was also never into Brucie, but that bitch is looking sexier and sexier with age. I bet the pubes are graying though.
Here's Bruce and Scout out and about in my fair Hamlet last night.
Thursday, August 2nd 2007
Adam Sandler was spotted not wearing his wedding ring on the NYC set of "Don't Mess With The Zohan" prompting rumors that he split from wife Jackie Sandler.
Looks like it was just that, rumors. Jackie brought Adam's daughter Sadie to the NYC set yesterday. I've never seen his daughter before and she looks just like him, but with a curly wig. I'm not sure that's a good thing, but she's rich and can work it out when she gets older.
Wednesday, August 1st 2007
It's a dude for Richie and a chick for Xtina according to InTouch Weekly . The mag claims that both girls had ultrasounds on the same day, July 25th, at the same hospital, Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. Weird. I wonder if they shared ultrasound jelly. They probably didn't even use a machine on Nicole! She's so small that they probably just put a magnifying glass up to her belly!
Both are expecting this December.
Xtina is back in Los Angeles after her doctor ordered her on bed rest after contracting the flu. She cancelled the rest of her tour and came home. Xtina has yet to confirm she's popping one out.
A source claims Nicole wanted a girl, but she's "happy" she's having a boy. This source said, “She’s having fun planning for the baby — shopping, picking out names and designing a nursery."
Ooo...these brats can date. Naw, Richie's boy will be too small to date Xtina's lady.
Richie boy's can date Thumbelina.
UPDATE - If you care, click here to see video of Nicole tell Diane Sawyer she's knocked up.
Wednesday, August 1st 2007
Scary Spice and her lawyer, Gloria Allred, held a press conference this afternoon to discuss their paternity suit against Eddie Murphy. Scary basically wants child support and for her kid to have a daddy. Blah blah blah
Gloria said she wants to legally establish that Eddie is the father of Murphy Brown. She said, "We've had communication with his attorney, and now we're moving forward."
"Murphy was promising to do the right thing, but to date he has not done the right thing. Mr. Murphy can have all the babies he chooses to have, but his responsibility needs to be to his own children. [Brown] is seeking sole physical and legal custody."
DNA tests back in June revealed that Eddie was Murphy Brown's bio-father, but legal paternity has not been acknowledged.
That's all fine and everything, but Gloria is rich...right? Like really rich? So why can't she fix that nose! It's totally pointing one direction. I'm sorry, but if I was a judge I just couldn't take a woman with a nose that crooked seriously. Call me vain and then call me sexy, but you can call me vain first.
Thursday, July 26th 2007
Naomi Watts has finally popped after being pregnant for like 12 years now. She gave birth early this morning in Los Angeles. No word on the sexy (a typo I'm keeping) or name of the baby. I'm guess the name is boring and the sexy is boring, because these two are BORING.
A source said, "Naomi was planning on giving birth next week-- her due date was early August -- but since she insisted on delivering naturally, she knew there was a chance she would have the baby before the due date. That's what wound up happening."
"This is a dream come true for both of them and they've done everything in their power to make it as special as possible, right down to staying in the dark about the baby's sex right up until Naomi gave birth."
Finally! I was starting to feel bloated just looking at pictures of her.
UPDATE - They had a boy weighing in at 8 lbs., 4 oz. They have named him Alexander Pete Schreiber. I told you. BORING! Congrats!
Source: Life & Style Weekly
Thursday, July 26th 2007
The British Times Online have come up with the 50 craziest celebrity baby names. Now, most of these babies on the list are British, but how could they forget the craziest baby name of all-time!
When Lil' Mo had her second daughter in 2005 she shocked everyone by naming her "God'iss Love Stone." GOD'ISS LOVE! How is this little girl going to get through life? Maybe if they call her "Love" but "God'iss?!" Oh how I would hate my mom forever.
You can click here to see the Times Online full list, but I've listed some of the crazier ones below:
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Kal-El Coppola: Nicolas Cage
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
And they forgot to add Jordan's "Princess Tiaamii" to that list!
Tuesday, July 17th 2007
Tom Brady started dating Gisele Bundchen shortly after he split from Bridget Moynahan. Well, Bridge turned out to be pregnant with his baby. Tom and Gis seem to be happy and he's even flying his family out to spend time with her at her Italian villa. There looks to be trouble in paradise though and the reason is Bridge's due date.
Bridge is due to pop out Tom's baby on Friday. Friday is Gis' Barfday! AHAHAHAH! Best timing ever! Bridge better hold those legs together until Friday. If Gis and Tom stay together that will eff up that day for them forever! Celebrate with your only child or celebrate with the skank you left your knocked up girlfriend for?
Source: Page Six