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Brad Pitt is playing wifey in Prague while Angelina Jolie films "Wanted." He admitted that he's missing New Orleans where his family have recently called home. He said that he's also allowed to live a more normal life there and since being in Prague they've been bombarded with photographers.

 

He said, "It has an energy like no other place. You guys shouldn't change a thing. I've got to get me some of it. I absolutely love it there. We moved our family there. We've got a place there and we're intermittently going back and forth. We're in Prague now because of work. We'll be back there soon." 

 

 

Brad is also currently working on a housing project in the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. 

 

Brad was seen here with Maddox taking him to school this morning. BOOOORING! I think I'm officially over their asses. For a moment there I was all caught in Brangelina madness, but now it's just them taking their kids to school and talking about boring things. They are also losing the hotness more and more everyday. I'd still let Brad push the button, but I probably wouldn't shoot as far as I would have with "Legends of the Fall" Brad.

 

 

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It was Angelina Jolie's turn to pick up Maddox from school in Prague. Brad picked him up the other day and since I live up her asshole I thought I'd let you know. The other dude with her is her brother. You know the one she likes to french? 

 

She used to be so damn hot. Brad and Angie are truly sucking the hot out of each other!

 

 

 

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Angelina Jolie has been married twice before to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton and said she will only marry guys with three names. No, she says she's been married before and doesn't have any plans to become Brad's wife. She spills the beans in the new issue of Readers Digest. Ok, why RD?! Weird.

 

She said, "We've both been married before. Our focus when we got together was family, and we are legally bound to our children. That really seems to be the most important thing."

 

Brad has said in the past that the two will only marry when it's legal for everyone to do so. Does that mean Angie's really a man? I kid, I kid. Angelina's vagina can't stay with just one man. I think their days are numbered. She's going to do another movie with some dude and instantly fall in love with him. I know how it goes. 

 

Source: Female First

 

 

 

Bradley Pitt and the original Angelina baby, Maddox, spent some quality time in Prague. Maddox is currently attending school in Prague while  Angie shoots a movie. Damn, that boy goes to a lot of school. Hope he's good at making friends.

 

Someone should also alert Maddox that Blake from American Idol totally stole his doo.  

 

 

 

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Angelina Jolie opened up to Readers Digest (that's still exists?) in their June issue about her life with Brad and why she decided to have Shiloh.  

 

She said, "Before I met Brad, I always said I was happy never to have a child biologically. He told me he hadn't given up that thought. Then, a few months after Z came home, I saw Brad with her and Mad, and I realized how much he loved him, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat. So I said, 'I want to try.' " 

 

She goes on to say that she has so many kids, because she met Brad and they have the same views on family and children. She said she is planning to have more kids both bio and adopted.

 

Angie and Brad are still more in love than ever. Blah...blah..blahh

 

"Right now, that's our problem! We hang out. We try to talk over the swing set. We'll have a date night once everybody is settled. ... Especially now with Pax, he still gets scared if I'm gone more than a few hours. But we'll get them occupied with a movie and popcorn and try to run off and lock the door for a bit." 

 

Read the rest at People

 

Doesn't Shiloh look beautiful? I figured Shiloh was planned. Angelina seems the type to plan everything. How many more kids can they handle?

 

Image source: TCW 

 

 

 

 

Brad Pitt is at the top of the list to play He-Man in a new movie about the Master of the Universe. A He-Man movie hit screens in 1987 starring Dolph Lundgren and was an instant flop. If Brad turns down the role they are reportedly going to ask Gerard Butler.

 

An inside source said, "They are very keen on Brad for the role. He will have to bulk up though - he is very fit but not to 'He-Man ' proportions."

 

He-Man is based on the 1980s cartoon. Let's cast it!

 

Marc Anthony IS Skeletor

Rachel Zoe IS Lizard Man

Ashley Olsen IS Orko

CoCo IS Teela

Angelina Jolie IS Evil-Lyn

Brooke Hogan IS Beast Man

 

Perfect! I'm into it! This will never happen though. Brad doing He-Man?! WTF? That's like Angelina Jolie doing Jem!

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

Brad Pitt has demanded an "ass double" for his film "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." Brad is no stranger to showing the bare cheeks in film. Sources say that a casting notice has been sent out looking for someone to be his double. Perhaps  Angie doesn't want her property showing it off?

 

Here's Bradley looking miserable with Angelina in Prague. The pair are in town while Angie films "Wanted" with Morgan Freeman.

 

Yeah, they look happy and so in love. He's thinking "I just want the right to show my ass off."  

 

 

 

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OMG!!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! STOP YOUR POOPING!!!! Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is standing up!!!! She is just on step closer to saving the World!

 

Anyway, here's Bradley and Shiloh spending some quality time in Prague. I read some newspaper that proclaimed "Shiloh's Walking!" and I don't see any walking, just standing. Lazy. Maddox taught her well.  

 

 

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Earlier I posted the poster for "A Mighty Heart" starring Angelina Jolie. Here's a couple of stills from the movie which also stars Dan Futterman and Will Patton. She sorts of looks bi-racial, but she looks really freaky. Her eyes are like made out of glass! 

 

 

 

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Here's the one-sheet for "A Mighty Heart" which stars Angelina Jolie as Marianne Pearl. People are already talking Oscar and this flick hasn't even been released. I'm sure she'll get a nomination and the win, because Angelina is the new Jesus. It hits theaters on June 22nd.

 

That poster looks like it was made with MS Paint NOT EVEN Photoshop. Cheap asses.

 

Click here to see a picture of Angie and Marianne having a heart to heart.