Brangelina

 

The Brangelina train rolls on and it made a stop at The Toronto Film Festival last night where Brad Pitt was promoting that Jesse James shit. He's already won Best Actor at the Venice Film Festival.

 

These bitches look spent! Brad told reporters that the family's planning a top secret 2-week vacation soon. Good, they need it.

 

I'm digging Angelina's "just fucked" hair even though we know very well they aren't fucking! Angie also looks a little more relaxed than usual. Wine and pills do that to you.

 

They look happy even though they are probably playing it up for the cameras with all the break-up rumors swirling around them.

 

 

 

 

44-year-old Brad Pitt told Details Magazine that getting old basically sucks.

 

"One thing sucks, your face kind of goes. Your body's not quite working the same. But you earned it. You earned that, things falling apart."

 

As long as the dick works who really cares? And honestly it wasn't getting old that aged Brad. It was getting with Angelina! She sucked the hot out of him! 

 

 

He also said that he plans to have even more kids with Angelina Jolie.

 

And in case you give an eff, he doesn't care for Paris Hilton. Ok, I think I'm back to loving him.  "This Paris Hilton quest for fame ... she's blissfully obvious.  We hadn't seen television for ... like a month. I'm probably exaggerating. And we just got back to the United States. And we turned on CNN. And on comes Paris Hilton, going to jail. And so we just turned it off again."

 

Finally, he only had nice things to say about Jennifer Aniston. 

"Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn't erased in any way. I don't know how better to have handled it.

"My view was, this is no one's business in the end - at least in matters of the heart. So you need to protect all involved as much as possible."

Jen is probably jacking off to that quote right now!  

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It looks like Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie's birthdate tattooed on his stomach in Khmer numerals. It reads 4/6/1975. Her Birthday is 6/4/1975. It's better than getting "OWNED BY AJ" inked on his nuts. Actually he probably already has that. 

 

This is Brad at this past weekend's Deavuille Film Festival in France. 

 

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

It was a Brangelina weekend. The two took the Venice Film Festival by storm and then Deauville Film Festival in France (pictured). Brad is doing the festival rounds to promote that Jesse James movie about cowboys and shit.

 

Brad told reporters that having 4 kids means he barely gets any sleep. You can tell. You know Angelina gets her 8 hours though. He also said that they can't wait for child #5 and by "they" he meant Angelina.

 

Angelina does not look pleased in that picture above. You know she's thinking "if this reporter asks me why I look ano, I'm going to get him and his boss fired and then I'm going to adopt their children and steal his wife." She totally is. 

 

 

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Jennifer Aniston is that you?

 

Brad Pitt had a rough day at the Venice Film Festival. First, he was booed by photographers after he refused to take off his sunglasses during a photocall.

 

Then he was attacked by some crazy fan! Bradaloonie on a mission! The woman busted her way through his security and tried to hug Brad. She was pulled off of him and led away screaming and crying!

Jennifer just won't give it up, will she?!

 

On that note I'm off to drink my troubles away! Happy Labor Day to one and all! I'll be back late when I sober up.

 

 

 

 

 

DAMN! Did these two just get saved from the Titanic?! They are dressed like two old fogies! Who does Angelina Jolie think she is? Laura Bush! From the hair to the pearls to the dress....everything screams White House Dinner and that's not a good thing. She also looked cleaned up from the front, turn her around and it's different story. Tattoos don't go with that frock, sorry.

 

Here's these two pepaws at the Venice Film Festival yesterday for Brad Pitt's film about Jesse James or something.  

 

 

 

 

 

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt made a rare appearance in her mother's arms in Central Park yesterday. Angelina Jolie is back from Iraq where she captured Osama Bin Laden and found those pesky weapons of mass destruction.

 

Someone please get Angie new sunglasses. I'm sick of seeing those same ass ones and she's photographed like every minute of the damn day! Get thee some Blue Blockers or something! Shiloh is perfection and now I know why she's the chosen one. I'm scared, hold me.

 

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Angelina Jolie is in Iraq and has spent her day visiting with U.S. troops in Iraq and refugees (below) in Syria. Angie traveled only with her bodyguard.

Brad and the kids are back in NYC. Sources say Angie did not tell her kids where she was going. They know what Iraq is?

 

How do you know when you're turning into a Brangaloonie, because these pictures actually changing my mind about her. I need to call Jennifer Aniston and have her give me some dirt or something. I need to come back down.

 

I also must say that Angie looks a lot better with zero make-up and her hair pulled back. She's doing good things, I think.

 

The woman over there need to hold on to their men though. Angie's vagina is not to be messed with!

 

 

 

Image: OK! Magazine

 

 

 

The United Nations Refugee Agency announced today that Angelina Jolie is currently in Iraq to perform a Marilyn-Monroe-like routine for the troops. Noo...I wish. Angie, a Goodwill ambassador, is there to speak to Iraqi refugees in their homes and see the devastation for herself. 

 

She said, "I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to the humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners. My sole purpose in both countries is to highlight the plight of those uprooted by the war in Iraq." 

"It is absolutely essential that the ongoing debate abut Iraq's future includes plans for addressing the enormous humanitarian consequences these people face." 

 

Yeah, what she said. I can't even make fun. At least she's doing something other than going to Hyde, driving drunk, kicking dogs or showing her coochie cat. She should've brought Brit, Paris, Nicole and Lindsay with her and left their asses there.

 

Above is Angie in NYC on Aug. 18th with Shiloh.

 

Source: People

 

 

 

 

These pictures of Brad Pitt with 3 of his kids yesterday are doing strange things to me. Yeah, Brad Pitt is hot but seeing him play with the kids like a normal father.....it's getting to my black heart. I think the vagina behind my nutsack is popping out. I feel so giddy. I need to take something for this.

 

Anyway, Bradley, Zahara, Maddox and Pax had another day at the park in NYC yesterday. Shiloh was once again missing in action. Maybe homegirl had enough and she hitched out of that town headed for Vegas to fulfill her dreams as a showgirl.