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Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own shit. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Which is nothing unusual, of course not. Except that dimples broke up with drama and drama practically had a psychotic break. There was a month-long spiral. A couple of times he came close to really hurting himself. He also threatened to expose them both, though no one is taking that seriously. As a result, his heartbreaker is trying, ignorantly, to go back to the other side of his bisexuality. (Lainey Gossip)

The only acclaimed actor I find "super" cute is Michael Fucking Nouri and he's about as adorable as a cum puddle in a dimple and an old fashioned dress crumpled up on the floor of the $15-an-hour motel he rented for you and him to fuck in before planning the murder of your husband (No, I can't let go of All My Children's cancellation). What I'm getting at is that Michael Fucking Nouri is SUPER adorable, so it's not him.

But the actor your ass might find super cute is probably Jake Gyllenhaal. I know how you pinched your nipples during Prince of Persia. Although, that had nothing to do with Jake. You pinched your nipples, because that might was so damn bad and you needed to do something to pass the time.

Anyway, I'll say that "Dimples" is Jakey? I'll say that "Drama" is James Franco, because if there's a bitch who wants the world to think he's "dramatic and dark" it's James Franco.

This does make sense, though. Have you been to James Franco's Tumblr lately? The signs are all there. Bitch keeps posting a picture of this creepy ugly American Girl doll with bunny teeth, thirsty hair, cheap fake eyelashes and busted bangs. It's like he's saying to Jake: "LOOK HOW TORN UP OUR DAUGHTER IS. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER? TO US?!" And this picture of James with a cookie is his way of saying to Jake: "You'll never chew on this sweet, dingle-ridden treat again!"

This D list (Z list?) former child star is currently in the process of starting his own religion. He’s claiming to have visions and knows when the end of the world is. He currently has about five followers. (BuzzFoto)

I wish the "he" was a "she" and I wish the "she" was Kimmy Gibler! I'd drop everything to join the Kimmy Gibler cult. We'd pray to the eternal scrunchie all day. But this is obviously Kirk Cameron and his five followers are only there for the foot longs.

This fashion designer is known to prefer men young enough to be his sons—or grandsons. But what most people don't know is that his sexual appetite has grown with age. A spy tells us the "sexpig" designer orders male hookers in "industrial quantities" for physically punishing acts. His obsession: fisting. (Gawker)

My first thought was Kunty Karl, because I'm pretty sure Chanel makes black rubber fisting gloves. But Kunty Karl isn't the type. He'd rather sniff the freshly clean locks of a miller's virgin son before nibbling on his trick's fear. Trick poop stuck under his claws is not for him. My second thought was Calvin Klein, because he was old enough to be his last trick's grand memaw and some of his perfume smells like pressed shit, Crisco and yellow dish washing gloves. So I'll guess Calvin Klein?

But for his ass' sake (literally), I hope he's the one giving the full fist prostate exam, because if it's the other way around...lord. That would be like the meat counter at a Chinese supermarket. When you reach a certain age and the fist goes in, you probably have no idea what's going to come out. Your bowels falling out of your ass will totally kill the mood (most of the time). Trust me.

Hollywood could be gearing up for the next big divorce. This gay couple has been together a long time and they’ve already started a family. They seem like the picture of happiness. Here’s the surprising part – the LESS famous half of the pair is cheating with a twentysomething midwestern stud! He flies the hot young guy around and puts him up in hotels and sneaks out to see him when he’s not parading around with his “happy gay family.” During Oscar week he spent every spare minute with his muscular paramour. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)

Elton John and David Furnish? Nothing says "no prenup, no problems" like stepping out on your rich ass husband with a young piece.

Male comedians are weird. They jerk off all the time, and then go on stage and talk about jerking off all the time, for money and laughs. But our nation's most hilarious stand-up comic and critically cherished sitcom auteur adds a thrilling twist to his onanistic escapades: He traps unsuspecting women in his hotel room and makes them stick around until he's done.
We've heard from several sources that this shameless funnyman whips it out at the most inopportune moments, often at times when his female companions have expressed no interest in watching him go at it. A representative example: At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.

Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

One of the ladies was so shaken by the episode that she complained to the festival's organizers about the comedian's behavior. She promptly received a call from his extremely powerful manager explaining that, if she valued her career, she would drop it. She valued her career.

When we contacted the victim to check out the story, she wrote back: "first of all, your facts are wrong. and secondly, i don't want to be a part of this story. i'm sure you understand." When we asked her which facts were wrong and if the incident ever happened at all, she wrote: "please don't contact me about this matter anymore. Breast of luck to you."

When we reached out to the extremely powerful manager, he put the comedian's publicist in touch with us. After a lengthy and detailed phone conversation, the publicist agreed to ask the comedian about the incident. Weeks went by and we heard nothing. When we followed up with the publicist, he replied: "Sorry for delay but I never heard back from [him]." (Gawker)

"Most hilarious stand-up comic?" There's only two words that cum on my mind: CARROT TOP!

Which actor, who recently announced his divorce, really split with his wife for ‘experimenting’ with his younger male costar? (BuzzFoto)

Peter Facinelli and Taylor Lautner? Who knew that the divorce of boring, bland basic ass Kelly Taylor would bleed out so much ESCANDALONESS. This blind item reads like something out of a Twigay's fan fiction, but I'll take it, because it allows me to use the nickname Peter Felchinelli again. Felch a nelly. Oh, yes he did.

There is an actor that is still working today and will always be a B lister because of his acting talent, although he had a very long absence because of these two incidents. No one would hire the Academy Award winner/nominee despite his pedigree because of what he did. Apparently time heals a lot of wounds but when you do what he did, it takes a long time and forgiveness from the two women involved.

Back at the height of his fame which was not that long ago, he met up with this very underage teen who had just hit it big and was partying up a storm. When I say teen, I mean barely a teen, but still the biggest story out there. She was a wild child and was not above getting wasted out of her mind. Frequently. Daily even. No family who cared so she was on her own and this actor took advantage of that and had sex with her. She had sex previously but it was with guys just a little older than her, not a guy in his 30's/40's. He did it more than once. In fact he moved her in with him for about a month and then she got pregnant and he kicked her out and sent her back home to her family. What to do? The family sent her to get an abortion and also to rehab. Nothing really happened to the actor at that time. Later though he got into more trouble.

The actor was involved with a woman who is also an actress and is a good solid B-/C+ to this day. Talented. She is very talented. They had a consensual relationship, although any relationship with this actor was always fraught with verbal and physical abuse. He beat her and yelled at her. She too got pregnant and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused. He would beat her on a daily basis to get her to change her mind. She refused. So, he beat her some more until finally one day she lost the baby. Two days later she was gone and so were his job prospects. Both actresses had powerful friends and this A lister who was on the top of his game just faded away almost instantly. (CDAN)

I don't know, but I do know that I need to cleanse the ick from my palate with a kitten in a hoe garden.

WHICH actress/single mom, who’s never revealed the identity of her baby daddy, is currently in an abusive relationship with a new guy? The unlucky-in-love star was in tears during a girls-only lunch after receiving a barrage of vicious texts from Mr. Wrong! (National Enquirer via CDAN)

January Jones and the charming gentleman in the BI above?

Which Hip-Hop Mogul Is Not Very Discreet About His Gay Romps With Young Men?

Three young men, to be exact, according to the source. They were all "summoned" to the mogul's apartment for some downlow fun. He was very enthusiastic about giving blow jobs and very effeminate, which is odd, considering his rep as a ladies' man. Our source says that he entertained his visitors "while his assistants typed on their laptops and waited for him to finish."

Mr. Mogul doesn't seem to mind that most in his inner circle know of his extracurricular proclivities, but he certainly doesn't want it public. Yet. (Gawker)

Yoga turtle Russell Simmons?

This celebrity mom-to-be is treating her body like a garbage disposal. She is unashamedly eating anything and everything she wants. The weight gain is already obvious, but it’s all part of her plan. She has already inked a deal with a weight loss company and will be sporting a slim and trim post baby body before you can say deep fried Twinkie. However, the secret of her incredible pound shedding will be plastic surgery, not diet and exercise. Right now she and her manager are deciding whether or not to add a breast reduction to the lipo and tuck procedures. News that she is in labor will hit soon, but it’s actually a scheduled c-section. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Jessica Simpson? Exhibit: A. Exhibit B is the picture above of the "slutty brownie" that Jessica says is her number one pregnancy craving. It's cookie dough, Oreos and brownie batter together in one delicious square of insta-diabetes. I don't know why they call it the slutty brownie. Maybe because you just want to face fuck it until your jaw breaks? The slutty brownie would be so much butter if a creamed bacon patty was sandwiched between two of them.

This semi-retired supermodel is finally ready to kick her cheating, good-for-nothing husband to the curb! The still-sexy catwalk queen and mother of two has turned the other cheek for many years, but the last straw was when her hunky hubby started canoodling with one of her girlfriends! Who is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Cindy Crawford to Rande Gerber: "You'll never lick this mole again, bitch!"

A week or so ago I was talking to someone I have known forever. She is an actress you would all know if you saw her, but might not know her name. She has been acting for 20 years and is probably on her biggest hit right now. Scary show too. Anyway, she started off on a show that was a reincarnation/spin off of a very hit show that used some, but not many of the stars from the first show. She says that if you wanted to be on this new hit show you had to have sex. Constantly. With the producers. If you said no they would just find another woman or guy and slide them in and kick you out. The only people exempt from the requirement were the holdovers from the other show. However, those holdovers were all the biggest abusers of the new talent. The oldest actor was also the creepiest. He loved finding the legal and maybe not quite legal actors and actresses for himself. There were two people who quit rather than have sex with the guy although he supposedly could not stay hard enough to actually consummate the act.

One other actor made his way through over 100 cast members and extras during the run of the show and the actor literally cried when the show was canceled because he knew he would never be able to coerce women like that again. If you go over to his house he will show you tapes of about half the women he had sex with.

There was one B+ actor who is still that today who participated, but only when his girlfriend was not around. When you go through the list of the cast members who were on the show and how many episodes they were in, you can see which ones made the producers happy and which ones were sent packing after just a few episodes.

As for my friend? She stuck it out as long as she could. She had one producer who really liked her and she had sex with him and he protected her from the others. He left though about halfway through the run of the show and she followed him out the door (CDAN)

The "hit" horror shows on the air right now are:

American Horror Story, True Blood, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Walking Dead and Vampire Diaries.

But none of those shows really took me to a solid guess, so I've got nothing. I'm going to work this problem out on the chalkboard until I somehow come up with Newhart as my answer, because you know everyone was a serious fuck freak on that show.

Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest bitch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, "I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose."

How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. "Oops. I did not know you were here." Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses' trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other. (CDAN)

The former size queen tween bitch: Amanda Bynes?
The goody goody diva bitch: Jennie Garth?
The show: What I Like About You?

If "RDJ" says it's so, then it's so!

I just wish the producers of that mess turned the cameras around, because obviously the real show was going on behind-the-scenes. Who knew that there would actually come a time when we would all slow clap for Amanda Bynes' ho shit antics.

This B- list foreign born always movie actor just recently got engaged to a very high profile actress. Doe she know about the two employees he is sleeping with whenever he comes to town? (CDAN)

Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry? Halle should only be shocked if Olivier Martinez actually kept his crotch baguette in his pants, because that would be a first.

Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will be a wedding.

They want to hold off on the announcement of the pregnancy until April even though she will probably be showing before then. In the meantime, they’re going to have to rewrite that song: First comes PR… then comes baby in a baby carriage… then comes marriage. OK, maybe the song won’t be a hit… but the baby will sure be cute! (Blind Gossip)

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake? Can't doctors somehow find a way to transfer the TimberBiel fetus to Justin Timberlake, because I'd much rather see a million staged photo-ops of a knocked up Justin Timberlake than a knocked up Jessica Biel.

This young megastar has a secret kinky obsession with his actress girlfriend's lingerie! The clean-cut teen, who likes to wear his sweetheart's frilly panties under his low-riding hip-hop jeans, was recently caught going through his honey's G-string collection. Who is he? (National Enquirer via Gawker)

Justin Bieber, stop going through Usher's panty drawer! Don't you have your own Frederick's of Hollywood charge card?

This former A list tweener has had two abortions in the past year. Hopefully it does not add to her personal demons. (CDAN)

Justin Bieber, stop getting abortions! Didn't Usher give you a bottle of chewable Flinstones morning-after pills? Or this could be, Domo Arigato Demi Lovato?

Which B list always movie actress was introduced to coke by her sisters who are also famous. Their favorite game was watching their not even teen sister get high on coke. That turned into an addiction which turned into a nose job. A not very good one, but her acting career has not suffered. (CDAN)

Elizabeth Olsen and those evil ass Trollsens?

Which Hollywood couple of nearly 10 years are headed for Splitsville? Hint: He arrived at the Oscars alone, while she stayed home with their two kids. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher? If this is them, then Ryan Gaycrest is totally going to try to hire Isla Fisher as his next beard to get back at Sacha for ruining his little boy tux from Sears.

She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree.

First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children, and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule, she doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behaviour. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the shit he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway.

It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? Nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, non? Totally encourages loyalty.

As you expect, bosses like this always play favourites. Her favourite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation ...even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now.

It’s not Gwyneth Paltrow. (Lainey Gossip)

Let's do the math:

Takes a 5 minute break from the ho stroll to throw Arby's at her chirruns for dinnertimes before getting back to the ho stroll +

Is paranoid that her nannies will document her foolery on their cell phones and sell it to Radar for a quick check +

Thinks she's the Whitney to her bodyguard's Kevin Costner +

Totally has her head stuck up fame's asshole -

GOOP = Hmmm. I'm still not sure yet. Wait, if I carry the cunt, I get KATE GOSSELIN?

Which reality show star was spotted acting erratically on a recent flight from New York to LAX? Yes, this person made at least 20 visits to the bathroom on this nearly 6 hours flight, and our spy says that during one of those visits, was spotted reaching into the back of his pants and pulling something out before fully closing the door. And in between these visits? Well our star was just chatting everybody up: From fellow first-class passengers, even making his way past the fabled curtain to shmooze the plebes sitting in coach. Nope, no naps for this guy. Just an apparent bladder problem and lots of talking. He also apparently kept throwing napkins into the aisle, which were quickly cleared by the patient flight attendants. (Best Week Ever)

The Situation? It isn't what you think, though. Bitch probably keeps a tube of self-tanner up his Jersey Turnpike, because he thinks his tan will fade on a 5 hour flight and he always needs to keep his shit poppin.

So, this very solid A list movie actor who has rocketed to almost A+ status in the past year has had a series of gorgeous girlfriends. Back to back to back they have been B+ or A list actresses. Anyway, it seems that our actor is not above getting a little male action on the side. Never a main course, but always on the side. He also prefers them younger than him. Our actor has been sending e-mails to a brand new A list actor who is just getting started with his own franchise. The two actors have been communicating, and even gone out once or twice, but so far the young actor is resisting the advances of the A lister. (CDAN)

In the deepest part of my wet dreams, I want this to be Ryan Gosling, because it's really time for a "Hey boy..." meme. But I'll say Bradley Cooper and that Liam Hemsworth dude?

He used be a genuinely nice guy. Serious about his music, surrounded by people who cared about him, kind to his fans, grateful for his good fortune.

Then he surrounded himself with an entourage of users and hangers-on and everything changed. The members of this entourage are very versatile. His drummer is also his drug dealer. His bodyguard parties with him and engages in Twitter wars for him. The models double as escorts. The rest of the party crowd uses his name to hawk their wares, everything from jewelry to drugs. He doesn’t mind. It makes him feel popular. Then there’s the slimy actor pal who has quite the impressive track record of ruining young lives (and is about to add one more to the list).

Thanks to his choice of friends, the formerly wholesome singer started doing drugs last year… and hasn’t stopped since. He now drinks every day and parties every night. The party usually starts around 4 PM, the shots of Patron start at 8 PM, and then it’s constant drinking and smoking cigars and drugs until 4 or 5 or 6 AM, even when he’s scheduled to work the next day. As he gets more and more loaded throughout the night, he likes to rail about how much he hates his life, how much he hates his family, and about how he’s the one who really deserves the success one of his band mates is now experiencing.

He’s going downhill fast. He’s been blowing off writing sessions and missing rehearsals. The rest of his group (who genuinely do care about him) make excuses for him and reschedule rehearsals again and again. He doesn’t seem to care about anything except the alcohol and the drugs and being the king of his party entourage. He even ditched a charity event last week because he decided that he would rather go party in Miami. He has nothing but contempt for his fans (he makes fun of them and tells them to “get a life”). And all that smoking has completely ruined his voice.

Yes, he used to be a genuinely nice guy. Now he’s just an ungrateful, jealous, bitter alcoholic with a smoke-ruined voice, surrounded by users and losers, hating his fans, hating his life.

We know you’re reading this. Get help, dude. (Blind Gossip)

Joe Jonas and Wilmer Valderrama? And maybe it's because I'm an awful person, but booze and drugs sounds more fun to me than purity rings and Disney songs.

This singer appears to have the perfect marriage, despite the initial controversy that surrounded her union. A baby, a doting husband….oh, wait, he isn’t so committed as it would appear. In fact, he still secretly hooks up with his ex. If more proof is needed that a leopard never changes its spots, then this would be it. Hint: She has recently, recently been in the spotlight. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz? Dionne Warwick and all her Psychic Friends could've seen this coming. Alicia is a new kind of dumb if she didn't think that at one point in her marriage her nostrils would be inhaling unfamiliar cooch fumes coming from her husband's dick.

Which former Disney kids were caught on video doing cocaine with the actress daugh­ter of a famous Hollywood star who’s currently battling her own addiction problems? The young stars were caught on cell phone cameras at a house party, where they were snorting lines as they giggled at old episodes of the show that launched their careers! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Rumer Willis, Miley Cyrus and somebody else? I bet Rumer could cut a serious line with her chin.

What C list wannabe hip hop singer/and "actor" scored drugs for his now dead ex-girlfriend before she died? (CDAN)

Ray-J & Nippy? Hell to the DUH.

What C list television and movie actress had an author "mugged and beaten" because he was going to reveal all in a book about her B list movie actor husband and name all the names of every male celebrity he has ever had sex with. (CDAN)

Tommy Girl is still bouncing his Scientolohole on the tip of the A in A-list, but I'm still going to guess that he programmed Stepford Katie to call the hit.

This A-List actor shed his substance abuse problems to become a Hollywood role model for clean living, but now it seems he has a new addiction—cross-dressing! He loves to doll himself up in vintage women’s clothing and has spent more than $10,000 on items such as high heels, dresses, fancy hair accessories and hats. The goods are ordered online (using an alias) and delivered to his manager’s house. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I just got the vapors from picturing Robert Downey Jr. leaning against the doorway of his boudoir while wearing pink lace panties, white satin heals, a Raquel Welch wig, and a marabou feather robe. If that image is not bringing you to your knees, then picture RDJ's butt stubble peaking out of those pink lace chonies. I know, right? You just sashayed away to the nearest CVS to buy smelling salts.

This Oscar-winning ladies’ man has taken his obsessive and out-of-control sex life to new levels. The heterosexual comedian/actor/singer is so insatiable that he’s started turning tricks with men! Who is the newly bisexual star? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

The only dude comedians who have won Oscars are Red Buttons, Robin Williams, George Burns and Jamie Foxx. Red Buttons and George Buttons are up in heaven, so they're out. Even though I'd need to take a FURminator to my tongue after licking on Robin Williams' fur body, I so would. But it's not him since he's not a singer. That leaves my only guess, Jamie Foxx?

I don't think Jamie Foxx is hard up for cash, so he's doing this solely for the thrill of being a paid whore? This mess isn't true, but if it is, Jamie Foxx is my fourth favorite ass peddler after Angel, Kit de Luca and Kristin Davis. But for real, this blind item is probably just marketing for Shame on DVD.

This once upon a time almost B+ list female singer is now more famous for being famous. Hey, at least it keeps her wealthy. She is also known for being a devout member of this church. She recently left it though after she suffered a nervous breakdown and went on an alcohol binge that would make Arthur proud. She went to rehab and while in rehab began seeing a psychiatrist. Uh oh. She also left her church which is never a good thing. However, if you are wealthier it is easier to avoid them. They knock at her door everyday and dig through her trash, but she just hires more and more security to keep them all away and stays locked inside her house. It is a stand off. Oh, the tales she will be able to tell. But what about her kids? Her other relatives who are also in the church? (CDAN)

You in danger, Lisa Marie Presley.

This celebrity feud has another round coming up in the next couple of weeks! In the competition for Oscar party guests, this Diva has scored a small early victory over her Rival.

The Diva sent out a super-early invitation to this very popular Singer and secured her commitment to attend her pre-Oscar party. Diva then instructed several of her other guests to do everything possible to keep the singer at Diva’s party all night. The plan includes bribing the Singer’s driver to feign an engine problem once they have arrived at the Diva’s party. Diva wants to prevent the Singer from attending the party of the Rival, scoring points for the Diva’s popularity… and very effectively ruffling the feathers off the Rival, whose anticipation of the arrival of the Singer all night will end in bitter disappointment. (Blind Gossip)

Diva Bitch Queen: Madge?
Diva Bitch Queen's arch rival: Elton John?
The pawn in Diva Bitch Queen's plan: Lady CaCa?

Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant out to tell her he wasn’t showing. I mean, he’s a legendary misogynist. And there’s nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.

Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he’s having a great time fucking up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she’s starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there’s not much there to begin with. But it’s not like it would help. Again, he’s just doing this because he can, for shits and giggles, because he’s a twisted fuck. As he explained to a colleague, “That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies.” And it’s like he’s almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she’d be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he’s giving her a “life lesson”. Oh, and “if she offers me a blowjob, I’ll take it. One of these days, maybe I’ll throw her a favour”. Sad part is...she’s coming close to it. She’s coming very close. (Lainey Gossip)

Michael Bay (of pigs) and Ashley Greene? Ashley Greene needs to do her research, because everyone knows that Michael Bay is the real life Chad from In The Company of Men. Every young actress and Victoria's Secret model checks under her bed every night, because there's a good chance Michael Bay is under there with a bikini in one hand and a sponge for her to wash his Ferrari with in the other.

Michael Bay is a tall drink of douche and any young actress who auditions for him should know that he's either going to make them buff his rims or rim him in the buff.

It turns out that Hollywood is not the only place you need beards. Sports also has a need for beards. What happens when you combine the two? You get an NFL player who wants to meet gay actors so "dates" a B list actress. Hey, she has done it before for a reality star. (CDAN)

I'm getting a later start than usual this morning, because while researching this blind item like any serious journalist would, I Googled "gay NFL" and it took me on a journey that can only be described as visual lube. My fap material file is all filled up now. Anyway, my guess for this is pocket beard Hayden Pantyairs, Scotty McKnight and Stephen Colletti? That Scotty McKnight dude never made my gaydar pucker until I started looking pictures of him. In almost every picture, Scotty makes the same OMGSOEXCITEDTOSEENEWPEEN face I make whenever Corbin Fisher adds a new porn piece.

Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships pop up in the news. (BuzzFoto)

Sheryl Crow? Kelly Clarkson?