Blind Items

Which striking female singer has fueled growing speculation about her sexuality by having the word "woman" suggestively tattooed in a rather intimate area? (Mirror)

Clay Gayken and his ass lips?

Which chummy-seeming reality-show hosts can't stand each other off-camera? (Rush & Molloy)

The two gay tampons from What Not To Wear? Or the two blocks of cheese from Dancing with the Has-Beens?

WHICH autocratic fashion designer dropped out of sight for several months last year after a face-lift went wrong? The surgeon cut a nerve in his neck, and he needed rehabilitation to move his face properly. (Page Six)

Lagerfeld!!!?!

Which portly pop star got so hammered before a recent gig, he ended up slurring his way through songs? A bucket was also placed next to the stage? (Mirror)

Boy George?

Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have people think he's gay than admit that he cheated on her with a groupie? (Rush & Molloy)

Is Squinty considered A-list? Well, my guess is homegirl Kenny Chesney?!

Which stoned celeb was so off his face on MDMA that his mates had to forcibly stop him stripping off right in the middle of Glastonbury Festival... (Mirror)

Sir Ben? (see below)

Gawker posted a blind item today and I must know the answer! The answer will lead to the man of my dreams! Here's the item:

WHICH morning CNBC reporter keeps a jar of mayonnaise under his desk? He eats it straight, with a spoon.

You know how I feel about mayo. The CNBC mayo lover and I can take mayo baths together, sleep in sheets made of dried mayo and make little mayo babies.

I don't watch that smart TV shit, but thanks to the internets, I found that Joe Kernen, Carl Quintanilla and Mark Haines are on CNBC morning shows. I'm putting my money on Mark Haines. He looks like he enjoys a good mayo bukkake.

What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they're more than friends? (Rush & Molloy)

John Travolta & James Gandolfini on the set of their new movie. Oh, I thought it said chunky actors. In that case, any of the sluts on the Gossip Girl set. They are all doing sex to each other.

Who's the Hollywood heart-throb who refuses sex with gorgeous women, but still dates them so he can pretend he's straight? (Mirror UK)

George Clooney and every other Hollywood heart-throb?

Mike Myers, Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy? I can picture any of these three freely greasing the pole.

Source: Rush & Molloy

Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy's habits to maintain hetero appearances? (Full Disclosure)

Annie Hathaway and that bad-check writing Italian boyfriend of hers?

You know the female singer dating the "porn star?" Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the "porn star" made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet. (Crazy Days and Nights)

Oh god no. Whitney Houston and Ray J?

At a recent party this celebrity chef was all lovey dovey to his no name girlfriend. Holding hands, kissing, everything. Really sweet. UNTIL, this celebrity with a famous body and famous ex boyfriend started flirting with him when the girlfriend was mingling with others. Quicker than you can say 30 minute meals, Bam!, Good Eats! or whatever the catch phrase that may or may not apply here, phone numbers were exchanged and plans to meet the next night when girlfriend was going to be out of town. This by the way is not the first time this has happened. (Crazy Days and Nights)

Hmmm...The Swedish Chef from "The Muppet Show" and Miss Piggy?

First we have an actress. Young. If not in her teens, then she must be just out. C list actress, but on an A list television show. Recurring role. Almost every episode. She is single. Our actor is older. I'm thinking mid-30's. Married with child(ren). Been married for sometime. On set romance. He has been in some really BIG films. B- lister. She still lives primarily at home with her parents. (Not Hayden P) (Crazy Days and Nights)

Stumped!

WHICH hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls. (Page Six)

The cast of "Gossip Girl," "Entourage" or "Sesame Street?"

WHICH star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire. (Page Six)

Any one of the twinkies from "Gossip Girl."

What foreign born actor who is a regular on a hit network drama and is filming a top popcorn flick right now uses a social networking site to hit on underage females? (Crazy Days and Nights)

Hmmm.... I'm "Lost." No, I'll guess any one of the twinkies from "GG." They are trouble!

Has anyone else noticed how this A list actor spends as much time apart from his C list girlfriend as possible. Sure they take photos together and they definitely do have a relationship, but it doesn't change the fact that he would rather spend time with his male significant other. (Not Jake G) (Crazy Days And Nights)

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr?

This walk on actress wanted to be on another episode of a hit cable drama. She took her case to the male stars of the show and asked for their help. She got another episode, but only after she took on three of the stars simultaneously. To their credit, a few of the stars said no and didn't take part. (Crazy Days and Nights)

WTF!? Miss Piggy? She's a slut!

WHICH actress whose name has been dragged through the weeds more than once should know who is selling her secrets to the celebrity magazines? Residents of her Village building are buzzing that one of their doormen has been dropping dimes on her, even picking up tips for the paparazzi on where she'll be from her employees. (Page Six)

Mary-Louise Parker or Mary-Kate Olsen? Although, I'm not sure if MK is an "actress."

Which A-list couple agreed to let a paparazzo shoot their kids, but only after the lensman agreed to give the family half of the six-figure paycheck? Later the duo got greedy and demanded two-thirds of the loot, telling the pap: "We just got new furniture and need to pay it off." (Rush & Molloy)

The Duggars! Hmmm.... Brangie? JLo & Skeletor?

Which rotund actress had a romantic rendezvous with a waiter - but only after the server's boss promised him free food and drinks if he "went the extra mile" to keep the thespian happy? One cocaine-fueled romp later, and the waiter has yet to see his payoff. "I slept with the beast for this?" he complained. (NYDN)

Bruce Vilanch?

WHICH serial celeb- dating model is a little harsh on the men she sleeps with? She gave a titanic male star a measly "4" for his prowess in the sack. (Page Six)

Gis Bundchen?!!!

This married Golden Globe winning television actor from a network drama is older. Doesn't stop him from having guys nights out with his guy friends. Sad to say though those poker games he says he's having. Oh, he's having them, but with a group of strippers at a condo he owns. The only money changing hands in the game is what he pays for them to act out his fantasies. (Crazy Days and Nights)

William Shatner?

This celebrity couple have several children. The problem is that one of the kids is not the biological son of the male in the relationship. Daddy thinks he's the daddy but he isn't. Mom slipped and told the real dad who now wants to see his child. This should get very messy, very soon. (Crazy Days and Nights)

The Duggars?!!! Ha.

Which divorcing hubby is now asking for his sparkly engagement ring back? Problem is, he didn't exactly pay for it himself. (Full Disclosure)

Gay Al? He likes sparkly things!

Which gorgeous Latina actress is said to have a Sapphic relationship with her hair stylist? (Gatecrasher)

I immediately thought of Eva LongWHORIA since her hairdresser is Ken Paves and he's totally female. This blind item could be anyone! Salma Hayek? Penny Cruz? Michelle Rodriguez? Although, I don't think I would describe MRod as being "gorgeous."