Birthday Sluts

Posh Beckham (39)
Rooney Mara (28)
Monet Mazur (37)
Jennifer Garner (41)
Claire Sweeney (42)
Redman (43)
Kimberly Elise (46)
Henry Ian Cusick (46)
Liz Phair (46)
William Mapother (48)
Maynard James Keenan (49)
Lela Rochon (49)
Sean Bean (54)
Nick Hornby (56)
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper (59)
Olivia Hussey (62)
L. Scott Caldwell (63)

Ellen Barkin (59)
Lorraine Nicholson (23)
Fredrik Ljungberg (36)
Alek Wek (36)
Lukas Haas (37)
Kelli O'Hara (37)
Karl Yune (38)
Akon (39)
Mark Long (41)
Max Beesly (42)
Peter Billingsley (42)
Vickie Guerrero (45)
Jon Cryer (48)
Martin Lawrence (48)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (66)
Pope Eggs Benedict XVI (86)

Samantha Fox (47)
Emma Watson (23)
Eliza Doolittle (25)
Alice Braga (30)
Seth Rogen (31)
Susan Ward (38)
Jason Sehorn (42)
Dara Torres (46)
Linda Perry (48)
Emma Thompson (54)
Linda Bloodworth-Thomason (66)
Claudia Cardinale (75)
Roy Clark (80)

Adrien Brody (40)
Abigail Breslin (17)
Nick Krause (21)
Win Butler (33)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (36)
Georgina Chapman (37)
Da Brat (39)
Anthony Michael Hall (45)
Robert Carlyle (52)
Brad Garrett (53)
Lothaire Bluteau (56)
Julie Christie (72)
Loretta Lynn (78)

Rick Schroder (43)
Nellie McKay (31)
Courtney Peldon (32)
Kyle Howard (35)
Lou Bega (38)
Caroline Rhea (49)
Max Weinberg (62)
Peabo Bryson (62)
Ron Perlman (63)
William Sadler (63)
Al Green (67)
Tony Dow (68)
Paul Sorvino (74)
Stanley Donen (89)

Shannen Doherty (42)
Saoirse Ronan (19)
Brooklyn Decker (26)
Brendon Urie (26)
Brian McFadden (33)
Claire Danes (34)
Jennifer Morrison (34)
Marley Shelton (39)
Claudia Jordan (40)
Art Alexakis (51)
Magda Szubanski (52)
Vince Gill (56)
Andy Garcia (57)
Pat Travers (59)
David Cassidy (63)
Flavio Briatore (63)
David Letterman (66)
Tom Clancy (66)
Ed O'Neill (67)
Herbie Hancock (73)

Lisa Stansfield (47)
Dakota Blue Richards (19)
Lights (26)
Joss Stone (26)
Stephanie Pratt (27)
Kelli Garner (29)
Zöe Lucker (39)
Tricia Helfer (39)
Jennifer Esposito (40)
Johnny Messner (43)
Vincent Gallo (52)
Bill Irwin (63)
Carl Franklin (64)
Meshach Taylor (66)
Louise Lasser (74)
Joel Grey (81)
Ethel Kennedy (85)

Alex Pettyfer (23)
AJ Michalka (22)
Haley Joel Osment (25)
Shay Mitchell (26)
Hayley Westenra (26)
Mandy Moore (29)
Jamie Chung (30)
Chyler Leigh (31)
Laura Bell Bundy (32)
Liz McClarnon (32)
Michael Pitt (32)
Sean Avery (33)
Ryan Merriman (33)
Sophie Ellis-Bextor (34)
Q-Tip (43)
Orlando Jones (45)
Brian Setzer (54)
Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds (54)
Peter MacNicol (59)
Steven Seagal (61)
Omar Sharif (81)
Max Von Sydow (84)

Marc Jacobs (50)
Elle Fanning (15)
Kristen Stewart (23)
Jesse McCartney (26)
Jazmine Sullivan (26)
Leighton Meester (27)
Jay Baruchel (31)
Albert Hammond, Jr. (33)
Yoanna House (33)
Charlie Hunnam (33)
Keisha Knight Pulliam (34)
Rachel Stevens (35)
Gerard Way (36)
Jenna Jameson (39)
Austin Peck (42)
Cynthia Nixon (47)
Paulina Porizkova (48)
Joe Scarborough (50)
Martin Margiela (56)
Dennis Quaid (59)
Michael Learned (74)
Hugh Hefner (87)

Vivienne Westwood and Vivienne Westwood's (NSFW) ginger pubes (ageless)
Ezra Koenig (29)
Taran Noah Smith (29)
Kirsten Storms (29)
Taylor Kitsch (32)
Katee Sackhoff (33)
Anouk (38)
Emma Caulfield (40)
Patricia Arquette (45)
Robin Wright (47)
Biz Markie (49)
Julian Lennon (50)
Donita Sparks (50)
Izzy Stradlin (51)
Richard Hatch (52)
John Schneider (53)
Kane Hodder (58)
Brenda Russell (64)