Birthday Sluts

Chris Isaak (51)
Jason Schwartzman (27)
Derek Jeter (33)
Gretchen Wilson (34)
Chris O'Donnell (37)
Irv Gotti (37)
Paul Thomas Anderson (37)
Sean Hayes (37)
Mick Jones (52)

Jason Lewis (36)
Busy Phillips (28)
Linda Cardellini (32)
Hunter Foster (38)
George Michael (44)
Ricky Gervais (46)
Carly Simon (62)
Sidney Lumet (83)

Petra Nemcova (28)
Solange Knowles (21)
Kelly Wigglesworth (30)
Sherry Stringfield (40)
Peter Weller (60)
Mick Fleetwood (65)
Michele Lee (65)

Jason Mraz (30)
K.T. Tunstall (32)
Selma Blair (35)
Joss Whedon (43)
Frances McDormand (50)
Randy Jackson (51)

Cyndi Lauper (54)
Jai Rodriguez (30)
Donald Faison (33)
Alicia Goronsan (33)
Carson Daly (34)
Amy Brenneman (44)
Bruce Campbell (49)
Meryl Streep (58)
Lindsay Wagner (58)
Kris Kristofferson (71)

Doug Savant (43)
Prince William Windsor (25)
Brandon Flowers (26)
Juliette Lewis (34)
Michael Gross (60)
Meredith Baxter (60)
Mariette Hartley (67)
Jane Russell (86)

Lionel Richie (58)
Rebecca Loos (29)
Josh Lucas (36)
Robert Rodriguez (39)
Nicole Kidman (40)
John Goodman (55)
Tina Sinatra (59)
Bob Vila (61)
Brian Wilson (65)
Stephen Frears (66)
Danny Aiello (74)

Hugh Dancy (32)
Zoe Saldana (29)
Mia Maestro (29)
Poppy Montgomery (35)
Robin Tunney (35)
Sadie Frost (40)
Paula Abdul (45)
Kathleen Turner (53)
Phylicia Rashad (59)
Gena Rowlands (77)

And Happy Barfday to my old ass! Only 2 my years to 30! Gulp. Thanks to all who already sent me e-cards and shit. No mention of this again! I'm an old ass bitch!

Cyndi Lauper (54)
Jai Rodriguez (30)
Donald Faison (33)
Alicia Goronsan (33)
Carson Daly (34)
Amy Brenneman (44)
Bruce Campbell (49)
Meryl Streep (58)
Lindsay Wagner (58)
Kris Kristofferson (71)

Paul McCartney (65)
Alison Moyet (46)
Andrea Evans (50)
Isabella Rossellini (55)
Carol Kane (55)
Roger Ebert (65)