The CAPTION THIS Contest

Preparations have begun for Kim K's Golden Baby Shower. - Deb

Runners-up:

Storing all Charlie Sheen's previous drug test samples was becoming unmanageable. - jstanonymous

Not cool. The staffers putting together the Bud Light fountains for Brit Brit and Jason Trainwreck's wedding are suddenly out of a job. - CokeyBloke

Lindsay's agent came up with a brilliant plan for keeping Linds and her crew on set - between takes. - crankenstein

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Turns out that the conspiracy theorists were wrong: Ferris' day off wasn't Cameron's day dream: it was Sarah Jessica's. - fuzzy_wuzzy

Runners-up:

As Kim Cattrall did in the movie Mannequin, Justin Theroux comes to life at night. In the meantime, Jennifer waits patiently. - PeggyOlson

It took four years, but evidence finally surfaced that Rob and Kristen do sleep together. - frenchflies

In this captured private moment, Tori and Dean show us how they keep the magic alive. - carpediva

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This has been a bad week for the Biebs. First he was caught with a blunt and now pictured in bed with Harry Styles! - daisy100

Runners-up:

None Erection - chinchilla

"The Chipmunks take MANflatten" opens in theaters soon. - Vern

Look what we found in Taylor's garbage, y'all!! - prommom

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I've always heard they have to wash off Parisite Hilton the morning after but I never knew it was now a professional sport. - TexnDoc

Runners-up:

Apparently Adam didn't get the memo that the circle jerk was moved to next week Tuesday... - Boys for Pele

Brides normally throw bouquets at weddings. Kris Humphries had to throw his balls out. - cs182

They aren't laughing at his dick, they're laughing at the tweezers and magnifying glass. - citizenstrange

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You know it's time to tend to the bush when it sits up, smiles and starts waving. - BaconSlut

Runners-up:

I guess we don't need to see YOUR birth certificate, Mr. Trump. - OurMissC

It says right on the box, do not take Rogaine when pregnant or trying to get pregnant. - daisy100

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As soon as KK's pregnancy was announced, at least ONE of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse started working out. - Ecce Homo

Runners-up:

Fired from his job at the North Pole, Blitzen finds himself stripping to make ends meet. - FluffKitteh

Being a DJ wasn't working out so Hot Slut, Pavel Petel, is working on his Christmas gig at the local mall. - maadbeacon

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Fiscal cliff lease agreement. Special finance offers brought to you by Mercedes.. The Dollar Store and Sally's. - veryoldbat

Runners-up:

"Next week, on Courtney Stodden's 'Pimp My Ride'..." - turnelbup

In keeping with her New Year's resolution to keep things simple and beautiful, JLo fixes her side mirror herself. - Euromutt

2018-Honey Boo-Boo gets her drivers license. - christine the hoff

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This photo came from my blog I Do Things So You Don't Have To.

Here, I (JD) am demonstrating why a cucumber is better than a man. Yes, it was the 80s, yes, I was a drunk and stupid 21-year-old.

But to hell with that. I'M ON D-LISTED! - JD at I Do Things

Runners-up:

Poor Kirstie Alley even has to get vegetables drunk first. - Sweetas

The cast of "Veggie Tales" was hit hard by the recession and have been resorting to shooting porn. - Orangina

Miss Vlasic was stripped of her title after this photo surfaced. - magusxxx

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A Pedophile's Guide to Famewhoredom: How to catch A Courtney Iguanus. - Ahem

Runners-up:

Kristen Stewart takes her personality out for a walk. - Spkheller

Franco thought this would be cheaper than carrying a smart phone, but wait till he gets billed for the Romaine charges. - loozer

Confirmed proof that Jessica Simpson lost weight only because she was chained to her diet. - AMF

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Legend has it that if you spread Anna Nicole's ashes in your garden, you can grow your own 90 year old billionaire. - gina latina

Runners-up:

The Old Life of Timothy Green. - RichBitch

Few people knew that Xavier Roberts' actual inspiration for the Cabbage Patch Kids was drawn from his strange next-door neighbor Leonard. - Trixster

You know you are in a bad neighborhood when Santa is stripped of everything, including his beard. - lazee

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