The CAPTION THIS Contest

 

No, no, no! You only get prettier the more the GUY drinks. - Dana Kelly  

 

 

 

 

 

After mistakenly eating a bottle of Viagra, Mickey Mouse contract was immediately canceled by Walt Disney. - Stockbroker

 

 

I GUESS BEING HUNG LIKE A MOUSE ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL - Uncle

 

Refusing to let the Donald hatred die, Rosie finds and posts nude pics of him online. - Hoozer 

 

 

 

If he was really serious, he'd lift that laptop up with his penis power and send an email using his balls. - Deb

 

 

Because nothing says you are serious like having a laptop hanging from your penis, while holding torches, standing on plastic chairs with a sign on your chest that says "I am Serious Now". - Anonymous One 

 

Thanks to T.Rex for pic! Click here for the NSFW Version!

 

 

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Tanya Harding School of Moves
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Runner-ups: 

 

Britney is now on the next part of her comeback tour: middle schools and kindergartens. - Nanners 

 

Yet another middle shcool teacher seduces her students. - pnutmn 

 

 

 

 

*stagehand wispering*
"Psssst - Ricky, lower, a vagina is a little lower." - Sweetas

 

 

Duh Ricky!!! We know you're dick syncing! - NoAnjl 

 

 

 

Next on Dancing with the Tards... - ohmy

 

 

smokey- Daaaaaaaaaamn, Deebo you got knocked the fuck out! - spankmyfrank 

 

 

 

 

"I would but my mom hates it when I trade my lunch." - Jeffy 

 

 

Nintendo's solution to the Wii shortage in China. - Da Cobra

 

 

 

Scientests explore the effects of Vagina Power on Monkeys after showing them a Alexyss Tylor teaching. - will.i.am

 

 

Honey, I'm tellin' ya, this works MUCH better than Mucilex. - Mel-Tang 

 

 

VIA WOW Report

 

 

 

"Honey, I found out what was backing up the septic tank! I sent them home...  last time I tell them damn kids it's not a flippin' pool." - Anonymous38

 

"I could've sworn we'd get an autograph if we staked out the Dave Matthews tour bus." - Random Hero

 

 

 

After Rosie announced she's leaving the View, she and Joy try one last time
to kill Elisabeth. - Malibu

 

 

When Becky-Sue heard the tornado sirens, she ran for shelter under the
biggest things in the trailer. - Deb