The CAPTION THIS Contest

 

That's nothing. Paris can get a whole penis in hers. - Mel-Tang

 

 

 

Desperate for media attention, Larry Birkhead takes his mom-substitute role to a whole new level. - Mr. Anonymous

 

 

It's about time Mr. Burns got some sun. - NoAnjl

 

Donna pretends to read her magazine, embarassed that the elderly balding man looks so much better in a bikini than she does. - Dually Rock

 

 

Beyonce continues to "borrow" ideas from the pop greats that came before her. Pictured here is a shoot from her remake of Madonna's "Cherish" video. - AJ

 

 

Dammit, Is britney EVER going to invest in a bra?? - Amanda

 

 

 

Only 5 more laser treatments and then I'll be done. Well, maybe a little botox, but I swear then that will be it. - CheChe

 

 

This is what happens when you let a zebra sleep in Michael Jackson's bed. - Avonstephie 

 

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Scary Spice refused to join in on the second reunion in 2024. - callthedoctor76

 

 

The Olan Mills receptionists gather for their annual calendar photo. - Migraine Sally 

 

 

 

 

In an effort to line his pockets, Howard K. Stern decided to sell Anna Nicole's breast implants on eBay. And this is why eBay is dangerous. - Kait

 

 

I said I wanted ASS implants, not implants that make me look like an ass. - Ma Nom

 

 

Paris' dreams come true when weiners begin falling out of the sky. - Ang

 

 

I don't think it counts as a balancing act if you use mustard as adhesive. - DILF

 

 

 

Jorge finds it hard to concentrate on smiling when he's so worried about what her hair looks like down below. - Zombalia

 

 

The head lice cursed the day they decided to detonate the atomic bomb.... - Kaeserin

 

 

Now just use your eyes to follow my tongue. What's the worst thing that could happen? - Chubby Wubby

 

 

No wonder Ripley's dating service went chapter 11. - Routhrider 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton's genital warts have now grown legs and walked out of jail. - Mrs.Louw

 

 

You know you're seriously out of shape when your boobs have cankles. - i am decorative item

 

Tumor Willis, the forth daughter we never get to see. - snowpiece