The CAPTION THIS Contest

 

According to ancient legend, Suri's nanny's feet may not touch the ground. - Mabel Hodges

 

 

What? Don't hate me cause I am cautious. Segways don't have airbags and my neighbor's kid will have to do. - vanyvrgs

 

 

 

Hillary Duff and Bill Gates????????????
Since when? - Fiz

 

 

Maybe drinking at the horse race isn't such a good idea after all.... - Hoozer

 

 

 

 

She's so hot her crotch is boiling. - Sweetas

 

 

Does this bikini make my penis look fat? - Dignan

 

 

 

After hearing Britney's last single, Chewbacca is recovering at Cedars Sinai hospital while being treated for bleeding from both ears. Doctors expect only a partial recovery. - Whisper

 

 

Damn, he must masturbate A LOT. - Sweetas 

 

Click here to read the story behind this hot dude.

 

 

 

Eat your heart out Richard Gere! - Mickey O'Connor 

 

 

Turns out Jaime Lynn Spears WAS pregnant after all.. - Sammiegirl2790

 

 

 

"Wow Dave, it's like my first audition all over again!" - tonicbitch

 

 

Hold still while I pass you a snowball from Paul. - ChubbyWubby

 

I want my damn quarter back, the ride sucked! - christine the hoff 

 

Source: INO

 

 

 

Just a normal day for Gallagher; he is on his way to get a watermelon and a hammer.... - Shady Carli

 

 

He's got legs up to his testicles! - Baka Waka

 

 

 

I think I'll try the new Whore's light. - MISSterious

 

 

They always put the cheap ones on the bottom rack, don't they? - Roberticus

 

 

 

No, I said to find a *whore* who will spread her legs and do the hula hoop. - Roberticus

 

 

Never hire ponies for your kid's birthday party from Neverland Ranch. - Sweetas 

 

Click on the thumbnail to see the horsie's privates.

 

 

 

 

Mystic Tan....Country style - Shoo Shoo

 

Disclaimer: All Cheetos were harmed during the Britney photoshoot for OK! Magazine - Skye