The CAPTION THIS Contest
Wednesday, September 19th 2007
"Single Chihuahua seeks Hot Bitch to share my lavish lifestyle. I have it all except for you. Will you be the Lolita to fill my heart-shaped glasses?" - Madam S.
After a long battle against orange lung, BitBit spends her remaining days living a Britney and Cheeto free lifestyle. - Adriana
Tuesday, September 18th 2007
Bob thought he was looking good with a big weiner between his legs, until he realized he had an onion in his ass and shit in his ear.... - wblooney
Rosie O'Donnells personal chef guides dinner home. - Haxby
Monday, September 17th 2007
The paparazzi captures a rare public outing of Paris Hilton's two closest party pals, Gonorrhea and Syphilis. - Anonymous IT Monkey
We found them trapped in the closet at the Travolta mansion. We're not really sure what they are or where they came from, but they're happy to be free. - Tonic Bitch
Imagine the look on the poor mom's face when she realized that $10 for an appearance by Mr. Crab and Squidward at her kid's party was too good to be true. - Deboraha253
Friday, September 14th 2007
You know Dumbo and Belle planted this shit just trying to get out of THEIR Disney contracts. - rebekahboohoo
Attending class at the Helen Keller School of Porn. - Tonic Bitch
Thursday, September 13th 2007
The halftime football show in Idaho-"The Senator Larry Craig Chronicles" - ChubbyWubby
The referee runs away with the toilet holding David Beckham's career. - Hotmami
Wednesday, September 12th 2007
Are we REALLY surprised that Brits pussy is wrinkled, has teeth and two HUGE flaps? - Fiz
"I'll suck your dick for catnip!" - El Bastardo
Bonus! Here's another pic of this hot, hairless pussy!
Tuesday, September 11th 2007
Belly button: "you know, I feel kinda exposed."
Left breast: "ditto." - Bisou
Left breast: "ditto." - Bisou
The world awaits to see how Sarah Silverman will mockingly illustrate Beth Ditto's fat pussy. Perhaps by using Jimmy Kimmels two fat butt cheeks as props. - Stan Hooper
And I just want to thank all of my Scientologistic friends and fans who went to see me in Hairspray!! I just loved playing the role of Edna Turnblad! It just seemed so "real" to me and I was able to finally just "come out" and free the woman inside!
You like me..YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!!! - PainMeAsIAm
Click on the thumbnail to see the NSFW version of the awesomely gorgeous Ditto.
Monday, September 10th 2007
When they said "let's go get lobster tonight", Tommy didn't realize they were talking about him. - JenM
A female fan poses with Sig, Fried, and Steroid. - Mel-Tang
Friday, September 7th 2007
Bruce's posting on craigslist 'cub seeks bear for outdoor action' didn't pan out like he wanted. - Senor D
And when the bear was done having his way with the studly ranger, he rolled over and fell asleep for 6 months. Fucking typical. - Godard_7
Thursday, September 6th 2007
For only a dollar a day, you can sponsor a whore and help provide decent cosmetics, authentic hoochie gear and occasional STD screening. Won't you help? - Sweetas
"Donna, thank God you talked me into wearing this white eyeshadow - I would have looked so stupid without it." - Jinxy McDeath