The CAPTION THIS Contest

 

"Single Chihuahua seeks Hot Bitch to share my lavish lifestyle. I have it all except for you. Will you be the Lolita to fill my heart-shaped glasses?" - Madam S.

 

After a long battle against orange lung, BitBit spends her remaining days living a Britney and Cheeto free lifestyle. - Adriana

 

 

 

Bob thought he was looking good with a big weiner between his legs, until he realized he had an onion in his ass and shit in his ear.... - wblooney

 

  

Rosie O'Donnells personal chef guides dinner home. - Haxby

 

 

The paparazzi captures a rare public outing of Paris Hilton's two closest party pals, Gonorrhea and Syphilis. - Anonymous IT Monkey

 

 

We found them trapped in the closet at the Travolta mansion. We're not really sure what they are or where they came from, but they're happy to be free. - Tonic Bitch

 

Imagine the look on the poor mom's face when she realized that $10 for an appearance by Mr. Crab and Squidward at her kid's party was too good to be true. - Deboraha253 

 

 

You know Dumbo and Belle planted this shit just trying to get out of THEIR Disney contracts. - rebekahboohoo

 

 

Attending class at the Helen Keller School of Porn. - Tonic Bitch

 

 

 

The halftime football show in Idaho-"The Senator Larry Craig Chronicles" - ChubbyWubby

 

Runner-up: 

 

The referee runs away with the toilet holding David Beckham's career. - Hotmami

 

 

Are we REALLY surprised that Brits pussy is wrinkled, has teeth and two HUGE flaps? - Fiz

 

 

"I'll suck your dick for catnip!" - El Bastardo 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Belly button: "you know, I feel kinda exposed."
Left breast: "ditto." - Bisou

 

 

The world awaits to see how Sarah Silverman will mockingly illustrate Beth Ditto's fat pussy. Perhaps by using Jimmy Kimmels two fat butt cheeks as props. - Stan Hooper

 

And I just want to thank all of my Scientologistic friends and fans who went to see me in Hairspray!! I just loved playing the role of Edna Turnblad! It just seemed so "real" to me and I was able to finally just "come out" and free the woman inside!

 

 

 

 

Click on the thumbnail to see the NSFW version of the awesomely gorgeous Ditto.

 

 

 

When they said "let's go get lobster tonight", Tommy didn't realize they were talking about him. - JenM

 

 

A female fan poses with Sig, Fried, and Steroid. - Mel-Tang

 

Source: HCWD

 

 

 

 

Bruce's posting on craigslist 'cub seeks bear for outdoor action' didn't pan out like he wanted. - Senor D

 

 

And when the bear was done having his way with the studly ranger, he rolled over and fell asleep for 6 months. Fucking typical. - Godard_7