The CAPTION THIS Contest

 

So thats why they say " Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing" cuz that fucker is always listening - Fiz

 

 

His next procedure is installing a penis on his brow, just to insure that we all know he's a dickhead. - Parker 

 

 

This moron implanted a "third ear" on his arm. Click here to read his story.

 

 

 

 

Britney's first dog Leo after he successfully entered the FBI's protection program for celebrity dogs. - adbdenton

 

 

Ten minutes after the picture was taken, the dog was seen kicking its own ass - Paulie 

 

 

As a way to avoid the wrath of PETA again, Michael Vick switches to fighting midgets. - Miker

 

 

When Britney realized her new "pets" were really SPF and JJ dressed up in costumes, she left them on the side of the road and headed for Starbucks alone. - lyndsaybluth 

 

 

 

 

The jokes on them, because bitch put Super Glue on that spandex! - Madam S

 

 

 Jake and Bill thought to use the old ways of hearing if a train was coming to good use. They were never seen again. - bareccayall 

 

 

 

 

 

Phoebe Price gathers her biggest fans for a sleepover party! - Platypus

 

 

Angelina's fave hip new LA store- "Orphan Warehouse" - Annie B 

 

 

 

 

 

If you force your eye to stare at Rosie O'Donnell's snatch, it barfs. - RyanDesmond

 

 

After receiving repeated 'facials' Japanese porn star Long Dong Wang's eye decided it was time to shoot back. - WBlooney 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Serena Williams announced she was pregnant with twins today by showing off her baby bump. "Yes, my doctor says everything's normal, although I'm carrying them a bit high. - City Barbie

 

Runner-up:

 

He-Man and She-Ra are so proud of their child SheHe-Ra and her new job at Sunset Tan. - RebekahBooBoo 

 

 

 

 

 

His best work was done during his "Blueball period". - Madam S.

 

And to cap off yet another stunning portrait, all she needs is a pearl necklace. - Philip

 

Note: Yes, he's painting with his peen! Click here to read his story!

 

 

 

the new ad for Puffy's new ladies fragrance: Bitch Ass

It even makes the dogs howl.  - Amanda

 

 

The world's first seeing brown eye dog. - Jeebusss 

 

 

 

 

Hell No Kitty - Pebbles

 

 

The Girls Next Door realized Hef was going senile when he brought Bunny Yamamoto home. - MardiGras