The CAPTION THIS Contest

I love variety when it comes to sex, but the 'gay fire extinguisher' does not look very romantic. - Drew

Runners-up:

I see Gayken had a little help getting his jizz out to impregnate his memaw friend. - Cory11

What I wouldn't have given to have been a mole on a stomach that night. - Sharlababe

Not 2 hours later, Sven was getting glass taken out of his ass while Alex was explaining to the cops how the restaurant window got broken. - The C Word

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Thanks Daniel

"I better hurry up. The girls will be here any minute for tonight's Claymate potluck dinner." - NotSoAnonymous

Runners-up:

Whoever it was that said mowing the lawn was an effective form of exercise is a big fat, red-hatted liar. - The Seventh Brady

Laugh if you will, but in three seconds Grandma Knievel is going to drive that mother over 13 cars and a shark tank - Carmela

Thanks Beth

After only singing about Satan for years, the members of KISS finally met him - DJ Tenn

Runners-up:

Like any professional groupy slut, Condi remembered to bring her dark glasses for the walk of shame out of that hotel room tomorrow morning. - Madam S

Don't tell me the night staff at Madame Tussaud's don't have a sense of humor. - AndieHSX

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Thanks Tom

Ewww...is this really what Clay Gaykin's sperm looks like under a micro-scope?!? - Perezs Nemesis

Runners-up:

As the pig gave birth, it became all too clear that the farmer had been doing more than feeding her slop during barn time. - Hoozer

You'd be pissed off too if everyone kept trying to tie your nose in a knot! - NitWitty

Tired of Tucking? Today only, follow the Tranny King Kar to our location at U-Store-It (Unit B4) and get HALF OFF!! - your blood is lovely

Runners-up:

Sick of having to shuttle his three annoying teenagers everywhere, Mr. Smith started devising easy and ingenious ways of encouraging his kids to walk instead. - Madam S

Trannie King is the exclusive dresser of Brooke Hogan. - misstia

Thanks Dave

Winner of the Ironman Tweakathlon. - The C Word

Runners-up:

Trompe-l'oeil was all the rage at this year's Tour de France. - Markus

Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie
six and thirty nipples grew on this guy - your blood is lovely

Thanks Al

The new fragrance from Star Jones confirms that roses really DO smell like boo boo!

Boo Boo Petals - The Breakdown

Runners-up:

"Who Wants to Marry A Pregnant Ho" on VH1 - JerkyGirl

Dear Omar,

I will be needing 400 dollars a month from you starting now mother fucka. I have attached a photo of the babies inside of me.

And just in case you deny that these our your youngins, I kept a sample of your DNA on these sheets. See you at The Maury Show.

Forever Yours,
Tay-Tay - Zomay

Thanks Zac

Mange de trois. - El Bastardo

Runners-up:

Nick Hogan's first day in jail - Waltzing Matilda

Even Denise Richards dogs are trained to hump anything for money - IzzyMac

THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Joe Simpson is actually telling Tony Romo to get his ass back inside. - Kortney

Runners-up:

As an adult, Blanket Jackson struggles with post traumatic disorder. - Nell

Thanks, but we have enough awkward Cuba Gooding Jr/Michael Jordon commercials. - gromitvt

Thanks Mercedes

Raul loves getting nailed by fat chicks. - Ang

Runners-up:

Aunt Bea will do anything to extract the last KFC drumstick out of Peter. - Lovescarrottopolina

Never EVER make fun of Clay Aiken in a Wal Mart. - Sweetas