Jordan & Harvey

Jordan's manager has confirmed that her son, Harvey Price, was badly burned in an accident at her home on New Year's Eve. The 4-year-old was badly burned in his leg and it is still unknown as to what caused the accident. Her manager said that Jordan and her husband, Peter Andre, are still by his side in the burn unit of the hospital.

He said, “Harvey is now in a stable condition, but that’s all I know. I haven’t spoken to Pete or Katie because they’re at the hospital with him constantly. They’re with him 24/7 and their phones are off. I don’t know how it happened, but I got a text from them to say that he’s in a stable condition. They are devastated but they are being strong for Harvey.”

Harvey is the son of Jordan and footballer Dwight Yorke. He is partially blind, autistic and suffers from other health problems.

I know Jordan burned this angel. She was probably burning her eyeliner pencil when it dropped on his ass. He burned so bad, because she probably puts tanning oil on him to keep him looking shiny. I know her ass. I've got her number.

Please continue to pray for Harvey! I will be holding candlelit vigils across the country. Stay tuned for details oh and by candlelit vigils I mean we're going to go to Arby's and gossip.

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God,why couldn't you have taken me instead? Better yet, why couldn't you have taken Jordan?! Well, the tard has hit the fan! Harvey Price was injured in his home yesterday afternoon and received serious burns. It is not known where he was burned or how. He was rushed to the hospital right before Jordan and Peter Andre's big New Year's Eve bash. The party was cancelled and Jordan has been at his side every since. Harvey is currently in a specialist burns unit at London’s Chelsea and Westminster Hospital. A source close to Jordan claims Harvye will be in the hospital for a while.

Jordan is four months pregnant with Peter Andre's second child. Harvey is partially blind and is also autistic. How could Jordan do this to him? You know her stupid ass was trying to make some special dinner and burned his ass. Dumb slags don't belong in the kitchen, because things like this happen!

Oh Harvey, whatever you do...don't go towards the light! If you do see the light, please ask the man standing at the end of it if he can take your tramp-bag mother instead. He will agree to this.

All of you must pray for Harvey! He is an angel sent to us!

That is all.....

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This is a video taken from Jordan's wedding to Peter AnGAY and I'm only posting it, because the beautiful Harvey is in it for a split second. Also, the looks on Peter's face are priceless. You know he's thinking how on Earth he can get out from marrying an actually woman. This looks like a porn wedding and the music actually goes. Harvey is still an angel.

I have spent most of the afternoon listening to the entire Jordan and Peter Andre album "A Whole New World." On the whole it's not THAT awful. It's just cheesy as a mothafucka. I am featuring one cover that reeks of a Walgreens soundtrack. It's a cover of the Diana Ross & Lionel Richie song "Endless Love." I mean they don't sound that bad, but with all those effects and ghost singers I'm sure any of us would sound good too. Actually, Jordan's vajayjay and Peter's ahole are probably singing it.

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on his relationship with his stepson, Harvey:

"No joke - we wear each other's clothes. He's 4 and I'm 33."

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on Paris Hilton:

“We’re friends now and she’s invited me over to visit her.”

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Jordan and Peter Andre are seen here performing a song from their album "A Whole New World." They covered Janet Jackson & Luther Vandross' "Best Things in Life Are Free." Jordan is such a dumb piece of trash that she can barely lip-sync and walk at the same time. They sound good, because millions of effects have been put on their voices to make them sound human. Peter Andre looks like he should be wearing the dress and heels.

Luther is rolling in his grave. Oh and the best things in life AREN'T free, because the best thing about Jordan is her tits and we know those things weren't free.

Jordan and Peter Andre are expecting a child. The couple suffered a miscarriage in July. Jordan revealed to OK! Magazine that she's knocked up with her third child.

She said, "Because I had the miscarriage earlier this year I'm really scared. I was relieved but shocked because I thought I've just got over the miscarriage... When we heard the heartbeat it was like 'Ahhh, that's good, it's there and everything is fine'."

Jordan only found out she was pregnant days ago and quickly called the magazine to tell them. She's not one to miss out on a little publicity, is she? Jordan and her fag husband are currently whoring out their new single. The couple have two children, the precious Harvey and that other one. When asked to comment Harvey said, "I like to eat legos! Porcupinessss!"

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Jordan and Peter Andre! I hope Prince Charles washed his hands after this. Why is she dressed like a slutty Cinderella?

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Jordan and Peter Andre's music single of the Aladdin theme song "A Whole New World" will be out in time for Christmas. Meaning it will be out in time to join the firewood in the fireplace. Anyway, she has confessed that she's extremely nervous to perform live.

She said, “With me, you could put me on stage modelling in my underwear in front of millions and I’d be fine. But ask me to sing and because I’m not used to it, the nerves start. In all seriousness, other singers do a duet and you think, ‘Wow, what a beautiful song’ — but you don’t believe in the story. But we mean every word in these songs. We are really in love.”

WTF kind of story is she trying to tell? A story of plastic jugs and broken ear drums, yeah a real sob story.

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