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Peter Andre "Blows His Load"

Peter Andre is recovering at home after laying up in the hospital for 2 weeks due to a deadly brain disease. Jordan said that she's refused to give sex to Peter afrid that it will mess with his recovery. She's also a few months pregnant. She did admit that he dropped one. That bird is all class. She must've went to the Dlisted school of lingo.

Jordan said, “We have not been able to have sex yet. I can't move and he is too ill - we are as bad as each other! He did blow his load once and I said, 'Oh, you are getting better then!'

“I said to him, 'I'm not having your medicine balls near me yet!'”

Medicine balls is a new one for me. Methinks Jordan's stomach needs to be pumped of whatever "medicine" Pete's balls are carrying. I'm joking! She's a real lady! She doesn't swallow, just takes em in the face.

Source: The Sun

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Happy Mother's Day!

I kind of forgot it was Mother's Day! Happy M Day to all you mom's out there. Speaking of moms, here's Jordan at an OK! Magazine event the other night without Peter Andre. Peter is recovering at home. Jordan is a few months pregnant. She's not looking her best. Her implants are totally going to burst and it's going to be a silicone, bronze MESS!

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Petey Doesn't Recognize Jordan

Peter Andre is still in the hospital suffering from the deadly brain disease Meningitis. He is said to be recovering, but Jordan said he doesn't recognize her.

She told OK! Magazine (of course), "He's usually sleeping, or drifting in and out. Yesterday I went in and he didn't even know I was there. I am so stressed."

Peter is apparently on the road to recovery and hopefully won't be too damaged. Jordan is currently knocked up with their second child.

What he needs is a little Harvey. They should bring him to the hospital and have him serenade Peter! This is the only cure.

Source: Metro

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Peter Andre is NOT Dead

The internet rumors that Jordan's hubby, Peter Andre, kicked the bucket are not true. Peter is in the hospital with menangitis and is in stable condition. The Sun spoke with a hospital rep who said that he's not dead.

They said he is alive and recovering. Pete's family has flown in from Cyprus to be with him. Jordan has visited, but has been told to stay away because she's pregnant with their child and Pete could be contagious.

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Light a Candle for Peter Andre

Please light candle for Peter Andre!!!! Jordan's husband Harvey's stepdaddy might have Meningitis. Jordan has been by his bedside as he has gone through brain scans and others tests. Peter has been struck down with some mysterious brain disease.

A statement was released this morning:

"Following recent tests on Peter Andre at the East Surrey Hospital, it is believed that Peter is suffering from suspected Meningitis.

"Peter was admitted last weekend, and at this time we do not have an expected date of discharge."

Jordan is knocked up with the couple's second child and her third. She rushed Peter to the hospital last night when his condition grew worse. He was suffering with symptoms during the past two weeks.

Pray for Peter!!!! Harvey needs him!

Source: The Sun

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This Makes So Much Sense

I spent my weekend trying to get through all 6 episodes of Katie + Peter on E! How pathetic, I know. It wasn't earth shattering TV, but it did have some cute moments. Before I get to one, how annoying is Jordan? I wanted to jump through the TV and rip her weave out.

Here's one little moment where Jordan explains to her manger her thoughts on her dream wedding to Peter. Basically Mattel was her wedding planner, because she uses a Barbie horsey carriage set to explain to her manager what she wants. She also tell her manager she wants her dress to look like a Barbie princess gown. Peter wants a Prince Ken outfit, but in "blue."

Jordan ended up getting married in a pink Princess dress while driven to the church in a horsey carriage. This makes so much sense.

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Indecent

Jordan was on The Charlotte Church Show in England last week and it's pretty much basic Jordan. She loves talking about her tits and her tits. Skip forward to about 7:45 to watch Peter Andre play with her chest. It's like watching a gay otter juggle lumpy grapefruits.

VIA ONTD

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Chav Fight!

TMZ has an interview that Jordan and Peter Andre gave to Extra. The interview is pretty boring until the reporter asks them about Posh & Becks. Jordan acts like she doesn't know what they are doing in the States. Peter admits that he's not as hot as David Beckham and he goes on to say that his wife is better looking than Posh

Jordan responds with "It's not hard to be better looking than her, is it really."

True, but Jordan shouldn't talk! I'd say Becks is prettier than all of them including Jordan. Oh how I I used to love Jordan. Breaking up is hard to do.

Click here to see the video!

Thanks Lauren

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Where's Harvey?!?

Jordan and Peter Andre are in America to promote their reality show on E! which debuts later this month. Jordan apparently wants to be called "Katie Price" in the States, but she'll always be Jordan to me. I refuse to call her Katie! Too little, too late!

You know my obsession with this twat is forever gone. I'm over her ass, but I'll always love Harvey. Where is he? He should've been over here pimping out that show. He would become an overnight sensation!

Source: Flynet

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Jordan Plans Her Fourth Boob Job, Still Hates Posh

Jordan is expecting her 3rd kid in June and as expected her fake breasts are getting even bigger. She bragged about them and other things to The Sun :

She said, “Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”

Yeah, Petey is probably thinking of a hot dude's butt cheeks while he's burying his head up in there. Let's be real. Jordan also revealed that she's only craving "ice cubes and Peter" during her pregnancy. In fact, being knocked up has made her quite randy.

“My sex life is brilliant this time round. Even though I’m suffering terrible back pain, Pete and I have been inventive. Pete is really fit and toned and looks incredibly sexy.

We have sex in all different ways to get round my backache.”

Too much information and a pack of lies probably. Jordan also can't wait for after birth plastic surgery. She said that this is the fattest she's ever been, but she'll have the works when she's done.

“I’m also going to have Botox, the works. It’s what I’m looking forward to the most.”

She will also have a fourth boob job to make them smaller and perkier.

“It will be my fourth, but I want new implants, possibly smaller, and to perk them up a bit. And if I have a new boob job they will be exclusive to Pete — nobody else will have touched them.”

She also used the opportunity to bad mouth Posh as usual. She discussed her reality show being picked up by E! and shown here in the States.

“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday.

“At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.”

Jealousy!

Source: The Sun

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