Vintage

Who the fuck knew a pre-nose-job Halle Berry dated Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block. Homegirl couldn't even get her some Jordan Knight?! Danny was like the basement new kid. The one we never talked about. It was probably Danny's braided rat tail that lured her in. And remember those ruffled shirts Halle is wearing? Oh hell no. I can't....

Here's more vintage NKOTB hotness. Seriously, they should wear this shit on their new tour. Go all out!

Bill O'Reilly is a dick and guess what? Billy has always been a dick! Here's a little behind-the-scenes clip from the old days of Billy getting his diapers in a bunch on the set of Inside Edition over some words on the teleprompter. Billy goes through several takes, but finally explodes and screams, "FUCK IT! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!" Hahah. I like it when Billy gets mad. His little cotton candy hair bounces up and down.

You know the next day the teleprompter read, "Fuck you Bill! Do it live!"

VIA Gawker

Thanks Ghost

InTouch's cover story this week is about racy photos Angelina Jolie took when she was 16. As you can see from the pictures above, this is pretty mild. The shit you see on MySpace is worse than this. InTouch writes:

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

The video below is pretty mesmerizing. It's of Angie Jo modeling bikinis or somthing. That's not the interesting part. It's hot, because they are playing Marky Mark doing a live version of "Good Vibrations" in the background. A fucking live version!

Visit InTouch to see more shocking pictures and another video of Angie Jo where she talks about her sword collection. Who knew young Angie Jo would go from collecting swords to collection babies!

The Sun has a few pictures of Amy Wino when she was just a clean little school girl. This is before crack, heroin and Blaaaaake ravaged her face. Sad! Wino's lucky she has a good-looking school picture. All my pictures look like fucking hell on paper. At my school, those dumb bitches usually took school pictures on a Monday morning. That's usually when I was either hungover, crusty crusty or both. One of my school pictures even features with an afro doing the dreaded half blink. Gross.

The picture of Wino below is slightly cholitatastic. I can almost hear her saying, "e' say!"

You probably don't give a fuck, but let's take this journey together anyway. We'll eat snickerdoodles afterwards. Anyway, here's pictures of two of the most elegant women in the world taken in March and September of last year. I am seriously going to punish myself for missing these. I don't know how the world did not explode from that much glamour in one room.

I don't know who that other chick in the picture is, but my face will soon replace hers when I get done photoshopping this picture.

Phoebe Price and Shauna Sand for '08!

Thanks Nicole

This is a young Pete Doherty, wide-eyed, sober and eager being interviewed for MTV while waiting in line for the new Oasis album. This is before the crack, before all the arrests and before Kate Moss. Awwww...so fucking sweet. Drugs have sucked the cute out of him.

VIA Heat

Thanks Carrie

Before Tyra Banks became annoying and Lindsay Lohanbecame a crackhead they joined forces for a 2000 TV movie called Life-Size. The movie was about a lonely widower's daughter that accidentally brings a doll to life while she's trying to cast a spell to bring her dead mother back.

This is gold! Above is a clip from the end of the movie where Tyra attempts to lip-sync while getting down with Lohan. The song is actually kind of hot. Lindsay was so much more interesting when she was innocent and pure.

Click here to see another Emmy-winning scene from Life-Size.

Thanks Laura