Gift suites are popping up all over Los Angeles for the Golden Globes today even though the awards aren't having goody bags due to the IRS wanting a piece. Gift suites bring out the crazies looking for some free loot. Janice Dickinson was just another d-lister looking for some free stuff to probably sell on eBay so she could pay her rent, but she was kicked out! Janice started writing on posters advertising the products. She started signing her name on them and writing bad things about Andy Dick.
While she was being escorted out she was heard saying, "Please don't take away my swag - it wasn't my fault!"
God this is lame. It's going to be a slooooowwww day I can feel it. Happy MLK!!!
Paul Abdul cancelled all interviews on Friday after a YouTube of her crazy/drunk appearance on a Seattle news show hit the internet. The video shows Paul acting all sorts of insane and looking all sorts of used. Paula's rep is now blaming "technical issues" and "exhaustation" for her behavior
He said, "She was exhausted. This was at the end of three days of press (interviews and appearances), and she has had cameras following her around for a reality TV show too. She was sitting in a room with just a camera and a mic on, and the controllers dropped the sound twice, which is why she rolled her eyes. She never drinks. I have known Paula Abdul since she was 13, and I have never seen her drink."
You know she was crossing his fingers when he said this. He's never seen her with a drink? Ok, again I believe that she's not a drunk. I believe she's a pill popper! I mean, he's probably telling the truth, but homegirl is popping something.
It's a slow news day, so here's some pics of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer being drunken messes on New Year's Eve. Yeah, pretty much boresville. Am I the only one that wants to punch Jessica in the mouth?
The N word is not the new black! No pun intended. Anthony Michael Hall is the latest loser to try and use the racial slur to get a little press. He was caught by TMZ's cameras outside the laugh factory, signing autographs and dropping the N bomb.
When a large, Hispanic man approached him for a picture, Anthony joked, "I am scared of this n**ga right here."
Gross. Gross. Gross. Anthony also jokes about being high. What is wrong with people? This is not cool and he's lucky somebody didn't shank his ass. Furthermore it's going to make people watch his crappy cable show.
Click here to witness the grossness
Last season on American Idol, Paula Abdul was either a) drunk the whole time, b) hopped up dolls on the whole time or c) retarded. I'm going with either a or b. Well, Paula claims that she's never been drunk her life. WTF?!
“Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I’ve never been drunk in my life, I’m accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol. Yeah, that was really fun for me!"
Let's assume she's telling the truth, then homegirl has a major problem with the pills. Because that was not a sober individual on AI last season. Maybe she's getting high from the hairspray fumes or from Simon Cowell's pec sweat...but she was definitely not sober.
After Britney Spears passed out or fell asleep (you choose) at her New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas, she reportedly checked herself into a "spa" in Arizona for a little freshening up. She checked her ass into the pricey Sanctuary on New Year's day. Some hos are whispering that Britney maybe there on her way to rehab.
A source said, “With these celebrities, ‘exhaustion’ sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious."
Her rep wouldn't comment.
Wait, so she checked herself into a spa to sleep from sleeping?! She's so exhausted from sleeping? If she was sleeping at the bar shouldn't she be refreshed? Lazy ass. Brit needs more than rehab, she needs Jesus!
I posted earlier on how Mike Tyson was arrested this morning for DUI, well here's the sexy mugshot to go with it. Seriously, the tongue really puts it over the edge for me. I just want to stick my mussy up in there. Eww, that grossed me out.
Mike Tyson was arrested on suspicion of DUI and for having coke in his car. Mike was stopped at around 1:45 this morning in Scottsdale, Arizona. He was leaving a club when his car almost hit a police car. Yeah, why don't you just handcuff yourself too? Ugh, anyway Mike submitted himself to sobriety tests which he did not pass. He was arrested and booked and will see a judge later today.
The above mugshot is from December 2004. He basically looks the same, like a total douce.
Miss USA, Tara Conner, has apparently been in rehab before. The National Enquirer is reporting that her ass went to rehab as a high school student when she was booted off the cheerleading squad.
A friend of Tara's said, “She’d been booted off the Russell County High cheerleading squad because she was busted for having vodka, marijuana and boys in her room at the National Cheerleading Competition in Orlando, Fla. Tara was once escorted to the principal’s office for having beer in class. She was also removed from Russell County High for being drunk in class.”
Tara also received new tits for a High School graduation present. Tara is currently getting treatment at the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. She is expected to stay there for one month per her agreement with Donald Trump.
I mean who really cares about this story? I just wanted an excuse to post another picture of this dumb ho trying to fake cry. She's so awful at it.
Some piece of trash model is claiming that Keith Urban cheated on Nicole Kidman with her days leading up to their wedding. Amanda Wyatt, 23, said that the two boinked many times while Keith was dating Nicole.
She said, "I feel sorry for Nicole. Keith cheated on her repeatedly with me, right up to just before they got married. He's done it once and he will probably do it again. I know him as well as anyone and while he can be charming and loving, he is also someone who is constantly fighting his demons. I hope their marriage works - but leopards don't change their spots."
The Nashville native said she met Keith at a bar and he asked her if she "partied" meaning did she get coked up and the two went back to his place and did the deed all night. She says he was so tender and so gentle. She said that the affair continued until a month befor his wedding to Nicole. She also said that Keith was boozed and drugged up most of the time.
Amanda goes on and on and on. Basically, who cares? I mean sure it could've happened, but she's not helping her story by selling it to a UK newspaper and by selling trashy pictures of herself. If I was Nicole I'd only feel bad that my husband was cheating on me with this busted face. Keith and Nicole probably don't boink anyway, so it works out for her.