Drunks
Guilty Guilty Guilty
Who Needs a Cup!
Eve is NOT Boinking Sean Penn
Sarah Harding Thinks Rehab is For "Pussies"
"I had an altercation with my handbag, couldn't see and I just hit the ground."
An "altercation" with her handbag?! Drunk mess was probably having a conversation with it! She was probably drunk when she said "rehab was for pussies."
Source: Female First
Move That Bus!
Somebody Was Drunk on the "Georgia Rule" Set
The Hoff is Drunk
Looks like the Alec Baldwin tape has started a trend! A video of The Hoff looking and acting mighty drunk has been leaked to "The Insider." The video was shot by his 17-year-old daughter 3 months ago. She begs him, "dad look what this is doing to you. You have to stop drinking alcohol, promise me you won't drink anymore. They're going to come tomorrow and test you and you're going to lose your job."
A inside source told "The Insider", "David told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he'll know what kind of condition he's in and learn something from it."
The Hoff also issued this statement: "I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work. I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children."
The "job" she's talking about is a role in the Las Vegas production of The Producers.
He's a MESS! Blue jeans, gut over vagina, slurred words, pizza...I almost thought it was Brit Brit!
Busta Busted
Yipee Kai Yai Motherf*cker!!
I love Bruce Willis. Bruce attended a NJ Nets game Sunday night where he drunkenly talked about several topics with a reporter. He said that Cybil Shepard is probably retired by now and that the new Die Hard is waaay better than the first one. I think it's the beer and pretzels talking.
He also didn't go out without dropping the "f" bomb. It's hilarious that at the end the anchor is totally apologizing for Bruce's language!
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