Ryan Phillipe

Ryan Phillipe & Abbie Cornish or Asparagus & Mayo?

You know, dumb whores always gross out when they see me eat asparagus with mayo. It's the only way I can eat it. I don't give a fuck if it's ghetto shit, it's delicious! I don't eat it with that fancy mayo either. I use Miracle Whip. The mayo still doesn't cover up the rank stench your pee produces from eating asparagus.

Anyway, Ryan Phillipe and that girl stepped out for the first time as a couple at last night's Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards. I didn't think it was possible to be more boring than Reese, but Abbie proved me wrong! Ryan was reportedly getting it on with bland Abbie while he was still with Reese.

People reports that the two were "canoodling' the entire night. A source said, "He had his arm around her and they were cozy and comfortable."

They look stoned. They probably are. It's the only way to keep themselves from falling asleep in each other's company.

Ryan Phillipe has admitted that he sort of has a hard time seeing his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon with Jakey Poo. Ryan does whatever it takes to avoid the pictures. He told USA Today, "It's bizarre. There's plenty of times when I say, 'What a strange situation I've found myself in,' But at a certain point you know it's going to happen, so you are prepared."

I'm sure Jakey Poo also thinks to himself what a "strange situation" he's in when Reese's labia is inches from his lips.

It's a bizarre sight to all of us. It's not strange seeing them together, because they look like two best girlfriends going to lunch and shopping. It's strange thinking of them doing sexy times. They probably just lay there, giggle, give up and then watch "Maid to Order." I bet you Jakey Poo looooooves Maid to Order.

Ryan was also asked about his relationship with Abbie Cornish, but he refused to address it. He isn't ruling out marriage though, "I'm pretty young, and there are many beautiful things about that idea of marriage and family. It just doesn't always work out perfect for everybody."

Nope. Sometimes your ex ends up with the richer, more talented and more famous homo. Life is crazy that way.

VIA People

Ryan Phillipe spent some qt with his kids, Ava and Deacon, in Santa Monica the other day. I don't think I've ever seen Deacon. He looks like a frog which is cute. Ryan looks like a bum. Someone give him some change. Source

Ryan Phillipe was seen giving 18-year-old Nikki Reed a lift from Winston's night club in L.A. on Monday night. Nikki is the star of "Thirteen" and "The O.C." Ryan recently split from his wife, Reese Witherspoon.

Sources claim that Nikki isn't dating Ryan. She's dating one of Ryan's close friends.

Poo! I was hoping Ryan would get with someone younger and hotter just to piss off Reese's perfect existence. If Hollywood history proves correct, Ryan should be dating either Cameron Diaz or Kiki Dunst any day now.

Reese Witherspoon has officially filed for divorce from her husband of 7 years. They announced their legal separation last month. Reese seeks full custody of their two brats and is allowing him visitation rights and rights to their property. She is also asking the court not to give him spousal support. The filing doesn't include community property that will be divided. That is yet to be determined.

So far this divorce has been pretty clean. The only major rumor is that Ryan cheated on his wife with a Abby Corndish or something, but both parties have denied this. Boring! So far, no mud slinging and no drunken fights. Oh well. What do you expect? Reese is probably celebrating with a girls night in watching "Beaches."

PS - I'm so over pictures of them, so I when I googled "Reese & Ryan" this picture came up. It seems fitting.

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Ryan Philippe will not comment on his alleged affair with Abby Cornis that may have led to the break-up of his marriage to Reese Witherspoon. He is denying media reports that’s he uses drugs and parties every night like it’s 1999.

He told People Magazine, “I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family."

Not a perfect person? That’s married man language for, “I cheated on the hag and I don’t give a fuck!”