Would You Hit It?

This brings new meaning to dog eat dog. Awww....I like Elliot Yamin too. I just liked him much better before his makeUNDER. Elliot is using his D-list status to promote Oscar Meyer's "Sing the Jingle" contest which is looking for a no-name to sing their jingle.

You know I think I'd rather sit on the hot dog than sit on Elliot. The only problem is the hot dog can break inside which can lead to an extremely embarrassing emergency room experience or so I've been told.

Thanks D

Posted by: Michael K

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Would You Hit It?

Which One Would You Hit?

Wayne Newton or Carrot Top? Both attended the Ocean's 13 screening in Las Vegas. No, they arent wax!

I'd hit CT, but I've said that before. I'm so ashamed....

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Posted by: Michael K

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Would You Hit It?

I'm not sure how I feel about Kevin Costner anymore. The banging your pepaw fantasy is sort of hot. Oh, did I type that out loud? Ok, yeah. I'd hit Kevin....I mean Brad Pitt is going to look like this in 2 years time.

Here's Kevi and his daughter at the NYC screening for his new movie "Mr. Brooks."

Posted by: Michael K

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Would You Hit It?

When I was a teenager I had a severe crush on Andy Garcia. Yes, he was an old man then too but I had major daddy issues. Anyway, enough about me I think I'd still tap that. Here he is with the Don Cheadle in Cannes. He jumps like a little girl.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Would You Hit It?

Which Desperate Housewives Ho Would You Hit?

Jesse Metcalfe and Josh Henderson both attended the Halo 3 party in Los Angeles last night and both are seriously stuck in the late 90s.

I mean Jesse looks like he spends hoooouuuuurrrrs in front of the mirror putting every hair in its place and tweezing in just the right places.

I would probably hit Jesse, because Josh has stuck it in Paris and that one night of passion would send you to the free clinic. Jesse could only hit it from the back though, because looking at his face I'd obsessing over moisturizers and exfoliants.

Posted by: Michael K

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Gay • Would You Hit It?

Would You Hit It?

You know you want this. It's a slow news day, so here's a little Mr. Big in Hawaii with some parrot. Thrilling shit. Mr. Big sure got big. His gut is bigger than his titties!

That bird should've bit his ass and yes I'd hit it.

Source: Flynet

Posted by: Michael K

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Hunks • Would You Hit It?

Would You Hit It?

Let's be real. Lance Bass isn't the only gaybot from N'Sync, right? I mean JC Chasez has to be. I mean neeeds to be. He is basically wearing women's clothes and there's nothing wrong with that. I think I have some of those actually.

Shit, I'd let his girlrod conversate with the prostate anytime, any day, anywhere!

Source: ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Gay • Would You Hit It?

Would You Hit It?

Oh damn! There's a wig in the house! Here's Donny Osmond and his pet cat in concert last night in NYC. He has an album out night filled with 70s love songs. I think that dead cat is probably from the 70s too.

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Would You Hit It?

This is Johnny Borrell and he's Kiki Dunst's new piece. He's from this group called Razorlight and here he is in Tokyo today. I'm not sure if he's hot or not. I would still hit it, because I'm a slut and sluts hit anything. Well, except animals. Well, some animals as long as they're hung and douche it.