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Harsh

Truth be told, I totally adore Haylie Duff. I always root for the underdog of the family. Underdog is just a nice way of saying "fuglier and less talented." Haylie is also the older Duff sister which fucks up nature.

The young sister always lives in the shadow of the hotter, older bitch. Beyonce and Solange. Jessica and Ashlee. Michelle and DeeDee. I take that back. La Toya Jackson is way hotter than Janet and she's older.

Fuck Hilary! Haylie's career needs a little attention. If they ever do a "Friends" movie, she can play Janice's fuglier and slower little sister.

Here's Haylie and her sister at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "War Inc." last night. It's Hilary's movie. Haylie is just there to stuff some bar snacks into her purse for dinner this week. Well, the bitch doesn't work often!



I Don't Blame Them!

Hilary & Haylie Duff were at a hearing in their parents' divorce case in Houston today when some annoying reporter kept trying to talk to them or get a picture or something. The reporter kept lunging at them, but their bodyguards kept pushing him back. The girls and their mother walk through the maze of the courthouse as this dude keeps getting at them.

The reporter says something like, "Mam, I can't believe your behavior here today" or something to that effect and Haylie responds, "Can you believe your job? You fucking (something)." The reporters fires back with, "Did you just curse?! Oh my God!" To which Haylie says, "Oh my God...you're a pathetic loser."

Usually I can't stand these two show ponies, but that reporter is lucky he didn't get Haylie's horeshoe up his ass. Haylie should've let down her mane and gone wild on him.

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That's The Best You Can Do?!

 
UsWeekly claims that Nicole Richie teases douchebag, Joel Madden, about his former relationship with Hilary Duff. Apparently, Joel ended shit with Hilary, because she wouldn't give up the panty.
 
A source said, "She will ask if he's going to watch Lizzie McGuire DVDs or listen to Hilary's albums. Joel tells her she's being out of line."
 
That's the best Nicole can do? She needs to go back to shit-talking school. I'd tell his ass to go wack off to pictures of Mr. Ed...I mean Hilary. I'd check his dick for teef marks from Hilary's horsey mouth. 
 
Getting knocked up has ruined her game.
 
 


Seahorse

 
That seahorsey can't swim! Hilary Duff got a major beating from the waves on the Jersey shore yesterday while filming "Greta." She had to be rescued by divers. HAH! Oh how I love seeing fugly celebrities in peril! 
 
 
 
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Duff's Piece

 
Hilary RUFF and her piece, Mike Comrie, celebrated her 20th BARFDAY yesterday by buying shoes at Jeffrey's in NYC. Hilary recently said that her hockey star boyfriend also bought her a new $100,000 Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV. Hey, she needs a vehicle big enough to transport her horse of a sister, Haylie.
 
Mike Comrie sort of looks like a cross between Matthew Perry, Rumer Willis and Jay Leno. How do these two make out with his chin and her mouth?  
 
 
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Hilary Duff Makes Little Girls Cry

 
Hilary Duff and her pet pony, Haylie Duff, were eating at Pier 36 Seafood and Oyster bar in Texas when word got out that Lizzie Maguire was in the building. Soon little girls everywhere showed up with their posters for autographs. A witness claims that when she was leaving the owner's 9-year-old daughter approached her for an autograph, but Hilary turned her ass down and left the girl in tears.
 
"[Hilary] said, 'I don't really get to spend a lot of time with my family; sorry' and walked out the door. She made one of the little girls cry."
 
Wow, I can't believe little girls' still want this has-been's autograph. If the little girl tempted her with a sugar cube and carrots, Hilary would've definitely signed that shit. 
 
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Future Maid

 
Hilary Duff told Maxim Magazine that she has "OCD" because she likes to clean a lot. That's not OCD you dumbass broad!
 
She said, "I'm OCD when it comes to cleaning. I can't go to bed with a messy room. That would totally wig me out. It freaks me out to have dishes in the sink."

"I practically clean my hotel room before I check out. I wish I weren't psychotic like that, but I am."

This pony doesn't know the meaning of OCD! OCD is when you have to knock four times before entering every room or you have to unplug every single thing in your house before you leave. I've known some people with this disease and it's straight up annoying! I don't want to wait around while you are turning the lights on and off 100 times. 

That being said, she has a future in something at least.

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Stop Playing The Sexy


Hilary Duff lip-synced through "Stranger" on last night's "So You Think You Can Dance?" She also tried so hard to be the sex kitten and she's about as sexy as a dude hanging by his balls (see the caption this picture below).

She basically was asleep through the whole damn. Shit, give me the cash and I'll put on a real performance. I'll even wear that hideous outfit. Hils can't dance, can't lip-sync, what the hell can she do?!



Brody's Bitch

 
At first I thought that was Hilary Duff with Brody Jenner, but looks like it's just another bitch. Brody was a guest at Hilary's bitch Malibu bash yesterday (see below). The two are rumored to be dating. 
 
Brody's bitch is totally sexin it up for the cameras. I smell a Penthouse spread in its future. 
 
 
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Thank God Haylie Kept Herself Covered

 
In addition to  Blohan and Parasite, the Duff sisters threw their own 4th of July party in Malibu yesterday. Haylie luckily kept her body to herself. The girls played in the water a bit and even buried a pap in the sand. Those girls are so much fug...I mean fun.  
 
 
 
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