Truly Awful Music

Not A Good Idea

Director Julie Taymor revealed that they recently had a workshop of the Broadway musical version of "Spider-Man." Julie who directed "Across the Universe" is working on the show with U2's Bono and The Edge. At the recent workshop, Evan Rachel Wood played Mary Jane and her "Across the Universe" co-star Jim Sturgess played Spider-Man.

Julie told E!'s Planet Gossip , “We had a workshop reading with Jim as Peter and Evan as Mary Jane. I would love for them to do it. But I don’t know. It’s all about timing. Jim is new to the movie thing, and he has, like, four movies coming out.”

Julie also directed the mega-hit "The Lion King" on Broadway.

When I first heard they were turning Spider-Man into a musical with songs by Bono, I thought it was a bad joke. It looks like they are actually going through with it. Way to humiliate yourself.

Don't get me wrong the thought of a dude singing lame songs while wearing a spidey costume tickles my gay bone, but this just has disaster written all over it.

Posted by: Michael K

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Music Sucks

Chris Daughtry lost "American Idol" but he's had the last laugh according to Billboard . Billboard named Daughtry's self-titled album as the most popular of the year. The album sold 3.2 million copies. Akon sold 2.7, Fergie sold 2.4, Hannah Montana sold 2.5 and Carrie Underwears sold 2.3. Shit, people will buy absolutely anything.

Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" was the #1 single followed by Rihanna's "Umbrella," Gwen Stefani's "The Sweet Escape," Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" and T-Pain's "Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')."

The Police were the top touring act of the year earning $212 million in sales.

I don't know who the hell is buying that Daughtry crap. That album is only acceptable for elevators, late-night shopping at Rite-Aid and cheesy reality show montages.

Posted by: Michael K

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Truly Awful Music

Beautiful Music

Lohan...Lohan....Lohan....Step away from the JR Rotem. He isn't good for you! Lindsay and JR have spending some time together since he's working on her third album. I'm sure he wants her to play his skin flute. I'd probably hit it with JR, so I shouldn't talk. As long as he leaves those sexy sunglasses on. Gross.

Here they are yesterday and Lindsay walking the streets last night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Lindsay Lohan • Truly Awful Music

Fergie Sucks

Where the hell is Axl Rose and Paul McCartney when you need them? Fergie covered "Live and Let Die" for Movie Rocks and let's just say I'm sure some of my brain cells died just from watching that. To say she butchered it is an understatement. They should've put a dying cat onstage. It would've sounded and looked way better.

And her "YA KNOW YA DID" shit was just uncalled for.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Fergie • Tranny Mess • Trash • Truly Awful Music • YouTubes

Whine...Whine...Whine....

A band called Neurosonic has written a song making fun of Asshole Simpson's lip-synching debacle on SNL called "So Many People." Pete Wentz is defended his chick and sent a cease and desist letter to the band reports Page Six. The group ignored the letter and are still performing the song.

I'm going to send a c+d to the band for a different reason. The song sucks and hurts my ears and others shouldn't have to go through the same pain! I'm also going to send a c+d to Pete Wentz for shooting that sex scene with that chick from Hell's Kitchen. It should never be seen again. Then I will send a c+d to Papa Joe for fathering Asshole and Chestica Simpson and barring them from ever being seen or heard from again.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Ashlee Simpson • Dumbasses • Girlfriend Please • Truly Awful Music

Blackout Bombs

At least Brit Brit still has her looks. I'm being sarcastic. FoxNews reports that "Blackout" is an official FLOP! Blackout has sold a total of 430,000 copies. Her last album "In The Zone" sold a little over 600,000 in its first week alone. Her first three albums sold around 10 million copies each.

Her latest single "Piece of Me" is only the 37th most downloadable song on iTunes.

All I have to say to this is....AND? I mean are we surprised. Bitch did zero publicity and her one live performance didn't help. Britney doesn't give a shit! She doesn't give a shit about her career, kids or her hair. She only cares about Frapps and fast food. That's actually a perfect life.

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • Truly Awful Music

Constantine Mouralis Is Coming To A Stein Mart Near You!

While Carrie Underwood, Chris Daughtry and Kellie Pickler were clicking cocktails with the stars at the American Music Awards this past weekend, Constantine Mouralis was performing in the underwear section of Stein Mart department store in Ohio! He's hit the big time!

Attention all Stein Mart shoppers! There's a little douche to go with your panties this afternoon. You know you've made it when you're performing next to nursing bras in Ohio. It's only downhill from here.

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Thanks Mary

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Sadness • Truly Awful Music

I Don't Wanna Know About You!

WHY?!!!!! Beyonce joined Sugarland onstage at the AMAs last night for a country version of her song "Irreplaceable." My ear drums are irreplaceable Beyonce and you don't seem to care!

It was truly horrendous. It was like a bad "Saturday Night Live" skit starring Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph.

Although hearing that country bitch sing "you must not know about me" kind of made my night.

It was nice of Beyonce to recycle one of Bette Midler's old jackets from "Big Business." Beyonce thinks green.

Posted by: Michael K

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Award Shows • Beyonce • I Don't Like Jokes • Truly Awful Music

The Jonas Who?!

At last night's American Music Awards one of the Jonas brothers fell while trying to be hot shit during their entrance. That's what you get! First of all, who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?! Once again I feel older than a T-Rex. I need to watch Nickelodeon more.

These twinkies look like the love children of Zac Efron and a black poodle. They are a mess. The blow dryer is working overtime at the Jonas house.

Don't even get me started on their music. That song belongs in a Mentos commercial.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Girlfriend Please • Truly Awful Music • YouTubes

Oh Honey! They Turned Your Mic Off....

Awwww! Bless her heart. Somebody needs to tell Posh that you really don't need a microphone when you're lip-synching. I guess it helps her get "into character." Whatever helps you Vicky! Let the baby hold her bottle!

And you look fabulous! Your titties have never looked wonkier!

The Spice Memaws performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in Los Angeles last night. It doesn't air on TV until December. They performed "Stop" and that Headlines song.

One audience member told the Daily Mail , "They obviously put a lot of work into their dance routines, but it was disappointing they didn't sing live."

Um....it would be disappointing if they sang live. Actually, it would probably be dangerous. If they sang live a few people would most likely lose their hearing and that wouldn't be very "girl-powery" now would it? Girl power does not involve causing people to go deaf!