The CAPTION THIS Contest

The GOOP sweatshop. - WTFOMGLOL

Runners-up:

Goddammit, Amy Whinehouse! Look at what you did to St. Lucia! Now crackies are running all over the place, all willy nilly, scaring natives, and tyring to smoke "trees". - PhaQ Bitch

No, you idiots! That's not the tree with MJ's face! - Plecostomus

He couldn't understand why they were less enthusiastic about touching his gnarled wood - helenlen

VIA Cracked (Thanks Ed)

Pretty sad that it's gotten to the point where one of Hugh's girls has to carry him around in her underwear. - NoAnjl

Runners-up:

Still less airbrushing than a Britney Spears photo. - Team Valtrex

That skeleton was given a conjugal visit with his girlfriend, but after seeing the horrors that lie below, he's scrambling to return to Hell. - perky

Nashville's newest singing sensation,The Dixie Tricks. - shaishai

Source (Thanks JM)

It was during the pose off for the World's Greatest Religion Contest, that the people of earth realized that Xenu wasn't quite who he said he was. - jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

Sergei suddenly realized getting his "roids" from a friend of a friend of his sister was a serious FAIL. - TexnDoc

Eminem's little brother didn't make it on "America's Got Talent" either. - hobie59

Can you guess which one of A-Rod's kids is adopted? - lbhester

Jennifer Aniston forces her cat to attend another "Cooking for Couples" class with her. - Disraeli Ears

Runners-up:

The genie misunderstood when I made my third wish for a hot pussy to grind on my meat. - The Vinyl Villager

He knew that if he wanted to impress spaghetti cat no simple ragu would suffice - Shants

I told Randy Jackson to cut it out with that "yo, dawg" shit. I said you're pissing me off. I did. but, oh no, he had to go and "yo, dawg" one more time. - jazzfish_77

VIA Funpic

Who knew Kim Carnes could have a comeback with her new song 'Homer Simpson Eyes.' - tastycar

Runners-up:

Okay, now that we've all done the secret hand signal, the meeting of "Dudes Who Have Never Seen A Nekkid Chick" will come to order. - ISprainedMyUvula

The greatest threat was that Kim Jong Il's hand signal for Launch Missiles was so close to Bring Me Another Hooker. - jazzfish_77

After catching Roger the chronic masturbater for 23rd time this month, HR came up with this idea. - Raul Duke

Thanks Renee

What Poison Control texts victims to induce emergency vomiting. - sjf05

Runners-up:

Give her a big enough tip and she'll let you double dip. - City Barbie

Estelle was going to wear a dress made of pork rinds, but no one could tell she had it on. - starvis

Butterflies are free but this ass will cost you a combo plate. - Raul Duke

There's an ass crack in the full picture, so it's kind of NSFW. It also might be NSFW if you work for Dorito's competition (or maybe this is good for Dorito's competition). JUMP!

Madonna keeps a firm grip on Jesus. - Youri

Runners-up:

A Modern Day Lazzarus Story: Jesus raises the dead once again!! - Sketts

Not such an odd coupling when you think about it, both had whores wash their feet. - Provolone

Rourke puts the "mess" in Messiah. - Plecostomus

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Everyone was skeptical when the TV executives at Animal Planet decided to move Cheaters to the network. - fugwheat

Runners-up:

Funny how Shamu is just one letter away from Shame. - Lizzie Bitch

IN THIS ECONOMY, even SeaWorld is making porn movies on the side to make ends meet. - Anonymous101

Thanks J

Attention, Sienna! Crossing your legs...so easy a caveman can do it. - SkyBitch

Runners-up:

Kate Gosselin's possum do sits down with Barbara Walters for the first interview since its heroic escape. - Walrus Talk

She was conceived during doggy style. - hobie59

THIS is why Mariah always has a wind machine blowing on her whenever you see her. - brandonjaye

VIA Funpic

Birds of a feather stick whores together. - Stoney

Runners-up:

So that's why Morgan Freeman signed on to narrate March of the Penguins. - fmdoom

Not even Harry and Pepper peen are impervious to Sienna’s jaws of life vag. - Aunt Doobie

Happy Feet, meet Sad Crotch - cliff777

(Thanks Jon)