The CAPTION THIS Contest

Ms. Spears, the bad news is that your son somehow turned up in our dog pound while you were out on the town this weekend. The good news is that he says the food here is much better than at home. - Roberticus

Jesus–The High School Years - Dude!

Runner-up:

I said “Red Rum, Red Rum” you idiot! - Simone

Well what do you expect??? Clay Aiken shouldn’t of put his hand over her mouth. - NoAnjl

Thanks Khanada

Better watch out,he’ll get a mouthfull of simian!! - El Bastardo

Runner-up:

Somewhere in the world there is someone rubbin’ one off to the picture. - Ted Thanks Lookee

EVEN THE COW’S GAYDAR WENT BERSERK AT JARED LETO AND HIS BANDMATES. - CLR

Congrats to CLR who has won Courtney Love's tale of lost and redemption "Dirty Blonde." Visit Amazon to buy her book now! Thanks to all who entered!

Those smiles are going to disappear once they figure out their on their way to their Bar Mitzvah - DUDE!

Honey, if you can make this banana cum - you’re a keeper. - Peckerwood

Runner-ups:

Hohan takes a moment to say “thank you” to Jacko (we knew he was odd) for getting her the gig. - topcat

If he fucks her and she has a yeast infection they can make some nice banana bread - johnnys rocket

The cat wishes the bar was blocking out its eyes - Tiny East 22 Runner-ups:

Jeebus!!!!! It wasn’t enough that I licked the meow mix off her cootch and now she wants to snuggle???? - NoAnjl

I watched Titanic a million times and I don’t remember a cat in the scene where Jack was drawing the picture of Rose! - Mint Jelly

Thanks J

Those Irwins will never fucking learn… - davidbowiescodpiece

I thought I was safe from Perez’s fug face on this blog. Shit. - Jan

Runner-up:

Perez finally pulled his head out of his ass - johnnys rocket

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