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Semi-Homeless with Sandra Lee - littlebit21

Runners-up:

The Anti-Healthcare Overhaul Town Hall Meeting Tailgate Party. - Deb

The problem with the glory hole on the Kardashian compound is that they try to fit too much meat in at one time. - fmdoom

Excuse me, waiter? Do these steaks come a la cart? - Hard.Hat

Twitter: @God I'm dead! Let me in! LULZ - A Noun _is a person place or thing_

Runners-up:

iDIED and went to heaven. - ISprainedMyUvula

He ensured that the vampire would stay dead by eternally looping 2 girls 1 cup. - jazzfish_77

Ghostwriter. - El Bastardo

(Thanks Ryan)

After Tony dumped Jessica this was the birthday party Papa Joe threw for her instead. - ferris3556

Runners-up:

Hugh Hefner and his 2 new girlfriends pose on the couch at the Playboy Mansion just before his cataract surgery. - atlantapug

Don wasn't lying when he said he was gonna get some high-class bitches for his birthday - Disraeli Ears

There are some things even the internet shouldn't see. - pixielemonade

VIA Funpic

Angelina Jolie was able to avoid the adoption process by finding a new way to smuggle children in from 3rd World countries. - KISSmyJLOVEsizedASS

Runners-up:

He Didn't Know He was Pregnant - snowpiece

They may want to reconsider using that deodorant made in Chernobyl. - loozer

Dude, you better get that weird growth looked at. And have the doctor examine your arm while you're at it. - fmdoom

VIA Break

"Wallaby my wife?" - WTFOMGLOL

Runners-up:

Everything was fine until he mistook her c-section scar for a pouch. - jazzfish_77

Not to be outdone by the Saved By the Bell Reunion, Full House starts filming on "How Roo'd", the Michelle Tanner story" - KJules

Ugh, please no more photos of Xtina and her husband. - Cunty LaRue

Source: Roo Ranch VIA RCJ (Thanks Moira)

Not to be upstaged by Ryan O'Neal, Ron Howard's kids made sure they could tell everybody they got a piece of their dad at the funeral. - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

Jennifer Aniston has found the perfect man. He tastes delicious with cookie dough, ice cream and tears. - freebird

I thought "REST IN PIECE" was a nice touch. - Sweetas

Kirstie Alley's dream date. - jazzfish_77

VIA Cake Wrecks

Oh, Shia, all the grass in the world won't make us forget that you essentially want to bang your mom. - chicagokristi

Runners-up:

Don't laugh, every 3,000 miles he has to take it in for a soil change. - jazzfish_77

Pedro completely misunderstood when he saw the report on 60 minutes about going Green. - chilly

Can't we all just get a lawn? - angel_i

VIA WOW Report

The following morning, Brad just couldn't press the ESC key quick enough. - Team Valtrex

Runners-up:

Waking up after a Mushroom-eating binge with Yoshi, Mario and Luigi realized that the person they each had sex with last night was definitely not Princess Toadstool. - klisted

A day in the life of K-fed. - SandySlow

This is exactly why they never allow Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill at a Trekkie Convention. - Sluttsville

God's ingredients for creating Adam Lambert - Emeriesan

Runners-up:

Imagine a life lived without Papa Joe..... - snowpiece

The Mom smiled, knowing that this photo would make even better blackmail ammo than those naked baby pix. - A Noun _is a person place or thing_

Source VIA Buzzfeed

Air Traffic Controller on the job at West Virginia Airport. - loozer

Runners-up:

"Abandoned Couch" falls in to a deep depression and resorts to drinking beer and tickling K-Feds no-no after the HSOTY upset. - jack-n-the-hat

Dude! Everyone knows you're not supposed to drink alcohol when you have a bad case of shingles! - NoAnjl

VIA Holy Taco