The CAPTION THIS Contest

Less than 48 hours after his sentencing Chris Brown was caught trying to blend in and secretly film Ri Ri at a family party. - City Barbie

Runners-up:

ISHIT-N-P2-D2 - iamnobody

Microsoft just became Microhard. - freebird

I don't care if he has an ass like a keg, he better have some WD40 and sandpaper babywipes if he expects Terrence Howard to be his pimp. - fmdoom

(Thanks Ryan)

The good news is us common folk can buy a value-priced knockoff at The Dollar Tree called "Ed Retardy". - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

Purell's annoying cousin PureHell. - freebird

WARNING: WILL NOT REPEL METH FACES - snowpiece

Ed Hardy Sanitizer
Active Ingredients:
Benzoyl peroxide, corn syrup
Inactive Ingredients:
Water, hydogenated pube extract, possum voodoo, grains of sand from Guido Beach - Zorba-the-Geek

VIA Buzzfeed

I guess that tweet from Brit Brit was right after all........ "HI Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth." - mrsdaniels

Runners-up:

It turns out Candy Spelling was slightly exaggerating about how posh her gift-wrapping room is. - fmdoom

Screenshot from Basic instinct 3 - P-Money

I wish Steve Buscemi would close his mouth when he eats, damn. - El Bastardo

VIA Funpic

Someone please tell Kourtney Kardashian that is not what a breast pump means. - ILoveRArmitage

Runners-up:

Since her recent DUI, Joyce DeWitt decided to dispense beer instead of drinking it. - Rihannon

Bob couldn't go anywhere without everyone wanting some of his wife's HeineCANS. - MISSterious

La Cerveza League members are so pretentious. Cover up! Just because it's legal doesn't mean we want to see it. - luvalishus

VIA Break

Lance's outfit has been known to cause Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea. - Starvis

Runners-up:

Turns out that Satan is hardly the threat the Bible made him out to be. - Disraeli Ears

Looks like Courtney Love finally got sober. - freebird

VIA The Pink Umbrella Man's Flickr

Robert Pattinson doesn't believe in bathing. He just waits until the dirt is thick enough to peel off. - starvis

Runners-up:

I've Got Xenu Under My Skin - loozer

Going to earn them redwings ? Why make a mess ? Suit up with the Bloody Hell Full Body Condom. - WTFOMGLOL

Joan Rivers caught sneezing. - RecessVillain

(Thanks Matt...I think)

I don't know what happened....this thing just crawled out of Robert Pattinson's
hair and I got freaked out....so I started clubbing it. - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

To all you neigh-sayers who think Trace Cyrus is a poser, here he is OD'ed as a baby colt. - MisforManic

Things got out of hand at the last "Little People Big Plushie" convention - mbar

Sasquatch's little brother Half Squatch taking a rest after the squirrel chase. - Manimal5

VIA Cracked

You "rock out with your cock out." I "fat out with my cat out." - Captain Who-Who

Runners-up:

Tabbies 4 Tubbies was a very exclusive listing on Craigslist. - Plecostomus

There are 100 ways to skin a cat, but making them scratch it off due to shame and self loathing has to be the cruelest. - jazzfish_77

"And with their long tails and flexible little front paws we don't need a sponge on a stick in the shower anymore." - TexnDoc

Thanks Rosie

The Running of the Camel Toes. - Raul Duke

Runners-up:

Due to the recession, Girls Gone Wild has been downgraded to Girls Gone Mild. - Impertinent Vixen

TYRAnnosaurus Wrecks. - Plecostomus

Tomorrow's newspaper is going to be flooded with editorials by 2nd amendment opponents saying "see what can go wrong?" - fmdoom

Photo Credit: Warner Bros./Michael Loccisano

Semi-Homeless with Sandra Lee - littlebit21

Runners-up:

The Anti-Healthcare Overhaul Town Hall Meeting Tailgate Party. - Deb

The problem with the glory hole on the Kardashian compound is that they try to fit too much meat in at one time. - fmdoom

Excuse me, waiter? Do these steaks come a la cart? - Hard.Hat