Ivanka Trump

High Maintenance Wax Figure

Ivanka Trump sends some poor fuck to Madame Tussaud’s in NYC to touch up her wax figure's nail polish. Ivanka apparently likes to keep her wax figure looking fresh and so she sends an assistant weekly to do it. Madame Tussaud said Ivanka does send over nail polish, but they weren't sure if she sends an assistant over to do it.

Imagine having to give a manicure to a fucking wax figure. They went to college for that? I would probably lift up the wax figure's dress and write "I'm a dumb skank bitch" on her ass. It would also get confusing, because Ivanka herself looks like a wax figure.

I think we've got a new Donald on our hands. Ivanka's going to be calling Rosie O'Donnell a "fat, useless slob" any day now.

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Trump's Ladies

Why is Donald Trump in some of these pictures! There is so much exquisite beauty here and he ruins it! Ivanka and Melania Trump are two of my favorites. Ivanka is a diamond, hideous nose job and all. Seriously, her nose looks like an oversized clitoris now, but I won't hold that against her.

There are no words to explain how stunning Melania is. And if there were words she couldn't say them herself anyway! So why bother thinking up any!

Here's two beauties and a beast at the launch of Ivanka's fine jewelry collection last night in NYC.

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What Is Going On With Ivanka Trump's Nose?!

Ivanka Trump's nose is getting smaller and smaller while her breasts are getting bigger and bigger. She is turning into her mother and it's scary! She used to be such a hot piece and now she's turning into a plastic piece!

It was rumored a few months ago that she her nose and chesticles done, but did she get another nose job?! That thing is disappearing! No wonder she can't smell the bullshit her daddy is spewing.

On the left is Ivanka at a Stuff Magazine party yesterday and on the right is Ivanka 2 years ago.

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Sexy Projects?

Ivanka Trump told Ryan Gayrcrest on his radio show this morning that there's no chance she's going to "The View." It was reported yesterday that Barbara Walters wanted Ivanka to replace Rosie.

Ivanka said, "There's zero chance I would do that. I'm working on the sexiest projects around the world. So to me to be on a television show every single day at a designated period of time just wouldn't work for my schedule."

Ivanka wouldn't admit that she's been offered the gig and said that Barbara herself never talked to her.

"I think Barbara Walters is terrific. I think she's done a great job. She has had differences with my father. I think his problems mostly lay with Rosie, and somehow that sort of boiled over. But I think Barbara's great, and the show is much better today than it was."

Um...no it's not. The show sucks hardcore now without Rosie. Ok...now what are these sexy projects she's working on? Bitch is in real estate. Real estate is not sexy! Especially Trump real estate.

Stop trying to make "sexy" happen Ivanka!

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Ivanka Trump

I Blame This on Rosie O'Donnell

Why does Andy Dick keep trying to prove he's into chicks? While on the Jimmy Kimmel show, Andy Vagina was thrown off the set after he wouldn't stop touching Ivanka Trump. She probably has warts on the leg now. I mean, she doesn't have a dick Andy! He needs to stop pretending he likes to lick the cat.

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Ivana Another Drink!

Ivana Trump was escorted out of Saturday night’s star-studded Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills for being a drunk wreck! Sources say that she was extremely intoxicated and collapsed into a comatose state when she reached her hotel. Friends were scared for the luscious woman’s state of health and called the paramedics.

Tee totaling Trump has had booze problems in the past. She apparently sought treatment earlier this year.

There’s nothing I love more than a drunken, woman of a certain age with a hardcore Eastern European accent. She probably flashed her moldy breasts at the doorman too.

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What's Going on with Rosario Dawson's Crotch?

Dlisted reader, RCameron pointed out a little bulge in Rosario's gown. I'm sure it's just some air down there, but it looks like a straight-up dick! Anyway, the bitch on the right is Ivanka Trump and although I used to think she was hotter than hot...I'm not so sure now. The pictures below are from her birthday party at Pure (ugh, so cliche) and although she's a pretty girl, there's just something about her that rings false. Oh and homegirl can't dress.