Say Something Nice

Does somebody have an address for WWF wrestler Bobbi Ballard? I need to send her my chiropractor bill. This picture of her has my neck working overtime. I glance down to look at her chichis and that's immediately making my neck prop up to look at her face which immediately makes me drop my head to look at her chichis again....it's a horrific yo-yo! Nowhere is safe.

The only nice thing I have to say about Bobbi is that I think I'm in love. I would have proposed marriage if she was wearing Shauna Sand's lucite heels. Oh well, maybe next time.

BONUS! Here's another hot wreck at the same party. It's actor William Romeo showing us what we're missing. Yeah, I think I'll skip that section on the buffet line.

I have not done a "Say Something Nice" in forever and the moment I saw these pictures from 944 Magazine I knew this shit would be perfect. I've already failed, because I can't say anything nice about this skeezer. Ok...ok...I'll try! It's a good thing Parasite was blessed with such enormous feet, because soon not even the biggest of peens will be able to satisfy her loosey coochie. That way she can use her gigantic hooves to get herself off. The ultimate footjob.

Brit Brit shopping for baby clothes: Not possible! This is a mission impossible. She was probably wearing this skank uniform when the cop let her "off" for speeding . More like he got off on her. 

Courtney Love in Hawaii: Um...err...um....well she makes Tara Reid look like a Playboy model AFTER airbrushing and that's a nice thing!

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Pete Wentz at a Nylon party on 3/13: FUG and FAT! That's nice considering what I wanted to say.

Kelis in Chicago: Um...hmm...errr....she should take a page from Britney and shave that mess off! Ok that wasn't nice, I lose.