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They barely finished filming a couple of weeks ago and there's already a "Sex and the City" teaser trailer out. The movie doesn't hit theaters until May 2008. It looks like the same shit, but with more money. Think of the re-touching bill alone?! It's about 4 old crows fighting over the last sugar-free Jello cup. Not really, but basically.

If I have to hear Sarah Jessica Parker say "Hello Lovaaaaaah" one more time I'm going to go down on Cynthia Nixon's fug bitch girlfriend and that won't be pretty for either of us.

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"Teeth" is basically about a high school girl who finds teeth in her vagina. Dangerous poon!

ShockTillYouDrop has a synopsis:

The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

It's described as a comedic horror movie, but I'd describe it as just plain stupid! Wait, vagina dentata? Is that what Angelina Jolie has?

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Angelina Jolie's latest movie "Wanted actually looked sort of entertaining. Angie with a gun is always mildly entertaining. Well, not this time!

The movie is about assassins or something. It's been done a million times. Everyone in this movie has a look on their face like "Ugh, I'm only doing this for the cash. Make it quick!"

I also think it's in Morgan Freeman's contract that if he's in a movie he also has to narrate it. Pro narrator.

Thanks Alex