The CAPTION THIS Contest

(Thanks Dan)

McSteamy's OTHER sex tape isn't all that exciting either. - SavageLettuce

Runners-up:

Chug-a-lug at a Mormon tailgate party. - TexnDoc

He gargles with Blisterine. - NoAnjl

The punishment for if you talk back to an Abuelita Hot chocolate. - Lady Redbush

VIA Eat Liver

What happens after the Iceman Cometh. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

IgLOO. - El Bastardo

Hell's bathroom, shortly after Michael Lohan announced that he would no longer comment on his daughter's life. - OurMissC

Nicole Kidman's ultrasound reveals nothing out of the ordinary. - Stoney

Aw man! Who fucked KFed in the bathroom!? - angel_i

VIA Break

After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna's Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. - Ryan Fischer

Runners-up:

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the finger again! - loozer

So that's where Frosted Flakes comes from - irishtree

Love making, the Scientology way. - Supertramp

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey

VIA Buzzfeed

"BEHOLD, balloon girl"- Richard Heene - Provolone

Runners-up:

Tara Reid finally revealing the pictures of her botched plastic surgery. - realcrazy

Ghepetto's hoping this one will become real too - snowpiece

VIA Break

Thank God, Lindsay got a paying job - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Jeez, I knew Schlitz was one of the oldest beers in America, but keeping it's original spokesmodel may prove to be a bad decision. - ILoveRArmitage

Proof that Tara Reid was breastfed. - NoAnjl

Perfect for those lazy Sundays when you want to sip on a cold one and play connect the dots. - Sluttsville

Today's caption picture in all its glory might be too much for some of you to handle, so it's after the jump. Put a block of ice on your crotch and JUMP!

And that's what happens when you snowball Ronald McDonald. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

Who's his father? He doesn't know. He's inbred. - NoAnjl

That's what you get for going down on a fat chick on her period. - TFBuckFutter

Your face is supposed to look like a baby's bottom AFTER you shave. - TexnDoc

The Grand Marshall and Queen of the first annual "People of Walmart Parade" - Migraine Sally

Runners-up:

Britney's conservatorship lasts a bit longer than expected. - iHeartHaters

A Paula Deen cooking class can't be far down that road. - TexnDoc

In 2030, the Insane Clown Posse is still rolling, and twice as insane. - SATANDEZ

When nurses are being trained to give happy endings, you know the recession is real. - ghettoprincess

Runners-up:

Octodad finally revealed! Submits DNA and recounts first date with Nadya Suleman. - Sandbitch

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News at 11: Bruce Jenner caught cheating! - Hard.Hat

Source (Thanks Joe)

A repentant Jude Law finally smashes his beer goggles once and for all. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

This is the natural reaction to viewing the Shauna Sands sex tape. - TFBuckFutter (Ed note: I do not co-sign this)

Meth Face: You're doing it wrong. - RecessVillain

This cleansing ritual, developed by Picasso during his cubism phase, was perfected by Gaga during her fugism phase. - Sam