The CAPTION THIS Contest

Friday, November 6th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest For November 6th!

(Thanks Dan)

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, November 6th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 5th!

McSteamy's OTHER sex tape isn't all that exciting either. - SavageLettuce

Runners-up:

Chug-a-lug at a Mormon tailgate party. - TexnDoc

He gargles with Blisterine. - NoAnjl

The punishment for if you talk back to an Abuelita Hot chocolate. - Lady Redbush

VIA Eat Liver

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, November 5th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 4th!

What happens after the Iceman Cometh. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

IgLOO. - El Bastardo

Hell's bathroom, shortly after Michael Lohan announced that he would no longer comment on his daughter's life. - OurMissC

Nicole Kidman's ultrasound reveals nothing out of the ordinary. - Stoney

Aw man! Who fucked KFed in the bathroom!? - angel_i

VIA Break

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, November 4th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 3rd!

After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna's Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. - Ryan Fischer

Runners-up:

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the finger again! - loozer

So that's where Frosted Flakes comes from - irishtree

Love making, the Scientology way. - Supertramp

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 3rd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 2nd!

"BEHOLD, balloon girl"- Richard Heene - Provolone

Runners-up:

Tara Reid finally revealing the pictures of her botched plastic surgery. - realcrazy

Ghepetto's hoping this one will become real too - snowpiece

VIA Break

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, November 2nd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 30th!

Thank God, Lindsay got a paying job - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Jeez, I knew Schlitz was one of the oldest beers in America, but keeping it's original spokesmodel may prove to be a bad decision. - ILoveRArmitage

Proof that Tara Reid was breastfed. - NoAnjl

Perfect for those lazy Sundays when you want to sip on a cold one and play connect the dots. - Sluttsville

Today's caption picture in all its glory might be too much for some of you to handle, so it's after the jump. Put a block of ice on your crotch and JUMP!

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, October 30th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 29th!

And that's what happens when you snowball Ronald McDonald. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

Who's his father? He doesn't know. He's inbred. - NoAnjl

That's what you get for going down on a fat chick on her period. - TFBuckFutter

Your face is supposed to look like a baby's bottom AFTER you shave. - TexnDoc

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, October 29th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 28th!

The Grand Marshall and Queen of the first annual "People of Walmart Parade" - Migraine Sally

Runners-up:

Britney's conservatorship lasts a bit longer than expected. - iHeartHaters

A Paula Deen cooking class can't be far down that road. - TexnDoc

In 2030, the Insane Clown Posse is still rolling, and twice as insane. - SATANDEZ

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 28th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 27th!

When nurses are being trained to give happy endings, you know the recession is real. - ghettoprincess

Runners-up:

Octodad finally revealed! Submits DNA and recounts first date with Nadya Suleman. - Sandbitch

Fluffer School Brochure: Did you excel behind the bleachers instead of the classroom? Well, then this school has what you need. We will teach you such standards as the Dutch-rudder and more!
Now Enrolling! Call today! - urmomma

News at 11: Bruce Jenner caught cheating! - Hard.Hat

Source (Thanks Joe)

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, October 27th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for October 26th!

A repentant Jude Law finally smashes his beer goggles once and for all. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

This is the natural reaction to viewing the Shauna Sands sex tape. - TFBuckFutter (Ed note: I do not co-sign this)

Meth Face: You're doing it wrong. - RecessVillain

This cleansing ritual, developed by Picasso during his cubism phase, was perfected by Gaga during her fugism phase. - Sam

Posted by: Michael K


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