The CAPTION THIS Contest

Thanks Ryan

A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19

Runners-up:

uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper

God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77

Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling

When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster

Runners-up:

" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo

I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird

God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel

Thanks Stoney

Beam me up, potty. - McLovin

Runners-up:

The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp

For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas

Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser

VIA Cracked

New from Katie Price: The Head Roll. Convenient for wiping away tears about your failed marriage AND wiping jizz from your chin during drunken escapades. - jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

Just when you thought professor Wang couldn't look anymore ridiculous with the pocket protector and coke bottle lenses on his glasses, he throws an ass wipe hat on. - hobie59

Inventors testing out a machine designed to wipe the GOOP spewing out of Gwyneth Paltrow's mouth. - beastie

Is it Year of the Charmin already? - Master Blaster

Thanks Ben

Flat Iron: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain

Runners-up:

Ken Paves did his best when trying to balance Jessica Simpson's hair with her body - Sofi

Lady Gaga's tampon string failed to escape its prison this time. - DNfromMN

Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now. - El Bastardo

"Miss, you're exactly what we're looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1. - Raul Duke

Runners-up:

After Marilyn Manson swallowed her, Lady Gaga tried to climb back out. - mfarris70

Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly. - PhaQBitch

How to cover your emo screams when you live in your mom's basement. - freebird

VIA Evil Milk

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute. - loozer

Runners-up:

Britney's weekly bath circa summer 2007. - angel_l

They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects.. - JMP

Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. - zomay

The CDC was immediately alerted when neighborhood children were found riding on Paris Hilton's crotch creatures. - missmorgan

Runners-up:

She got pulled over for D.W. Eye - fleawatch

Octomom hides this one in the closet so nobody finds out about the fetus en fetu - justchick1966

After shown this picture taken by a microscopic lens, Paris Hilton was shocked to see that her herpes also had a wonky eye. - libelslibels

VIA Street Anatomy (Thanks Jennifer)

After finishing off Tony the Tiger the murderous Raisin turned on the Rice Krispie Elves making him the first known Cereal Killer. - City Barbie

Runners-up:

The Grapist - Vermonster

Just one little purple pill per day can scare the living bejesus outta you. Side effects may include heart palpitations, incontenence, wheezing, stroke, aneurysm, hemorrhoids and spilkes in your genectegezoink. - Ang

The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch. - SATANDEZ