Hot Slut of the Year

It's the final round! Michael Cera easily won round 3 by over 1,000 votes. He has joined Phoebe Price and Beth Ditto in the final round. This is to determine the winner of the most coveted title in the history of the universe. Choose wisely, because this person must maintain hot slutiness through the rest of 2008. 2006's Hot Slut of the Year, Harvey Price, will hand down his crown on Tuesday. He has served it well.

Voting is to the right and will stop on Sunday night and the final winner will be announced Tuesday. Vote wisely skanks! This is not an impulse vote. This is important. This is more important than the fucking Presidential election!

Round 2 for Dlisted's 3rd Annual Hot Slut of the Year has just wrapped up and it was blood bath. 11 votes separated Ross Mathews and Phoebe Price. PP barely won, getting her the second spot. She will battle it out with Beth Ditto and..... Now it's time to vote for the third and final spot! You've got:

Bea Arthur: September's Hot Slut and Living Legend!
MK says: Who knows how long this hot bitch has left on this planet! Vote for her!

Margaret Cho: October's Hot Slut and Funny Bitch!
MK says: She sucks the cat, right? Vote for her!

Juliette Lewis: November's Hot Slut and Crazy Alien Worshipper
MK says: If you don't vote for her, then Xenu and Tommy Girl will DP you!

Michael Cera: December's Hot Slut and Resident Cool Kid
MK says: You will anyway

Voting will end tomorrow at 2pm EST! Voting is to your right. Happy Voting!

Voting will end tomorrow around this time and then we will start round 3. The voting poll is on the right. Happy voting!

Yesterday, voting started in choosing Dlisted's 3rd Annual Hot Slut of the Year. There wasn't a clear winner in Round 1. Beth Ditto beat out Alexyss K. Tylor by only 20 votes. Beth moves on. Now who gets the second spot? Vote wisely. This is a very important decision. The biggest decision of your life!

Ross Mathews: May's Hot Slut and TV star
MK says: This bitch is looking hot and I know there's a lot of Rossaloonies out there. Vote away!

Phoebe Price: June's Hot Slut and the most gorgeous and captivating woman alive
MK says: You know what you have to do

Jen From BB8: July's Hot Slut and has-been reality contestant
MK says: Don't even think of voting for this bitch! Don't! Don't!

Kat Von D: August's Hot Slut and reality TV star
MK says: Sure, why not?

Voting will end tomorrow around this time and then we will start round 3. The voting poll is on the right. Happy voting!

It's that time! It's time to pass out the most illustrious and highest honor in the world! Dlisted's Hot Slut of 2007. Instead of making you choose between 12 Hot Sluts, I have broken it down into 3 rounds. The winning slut from each round will battle for the top crown. Prizes include a spread and cover in Seventeen Magazine, a Cover Girl contract.....oh...that's another show. Yeah, our winner will just get the title. Hey! That's priceless! Now for round 1! Let's meet our contestants:

Nancy Pelosi: January's Hot Slut and Speaker of the House
MK says: What the fuck were we thinking? Fuck this bitch! Don't vote for her!!

Lisa Nowak: February's Hot Slut and crazy astronaut lady bitch
MK says: Any crazy bitch that will wear diapers for love deserves this title

Beth Ditto: March's Hot Slut and sexy rock star
MK says: If she wins you know I'll pick the nastiest...I mean sexiest...picture of her

Alexyss K. Tylor: April's Hot Slut and Vagina Power Queen
MK says: This slut better win or else!

Voting will end tomorrow around this time and then we will start round 2. The voting poll is on the right. Happy voting!

Harvey Price! Oh yes, the spawn of Jordan and Dwight Yorke beat out 364 other hot sluts to take the top honor! Being the Hot Slut of the Year basically means that he's Dlisted's favorite person ever! 2005's Hot Slut of the Year, Bai Ling, must now hand over her title to the lovely Harvey. Thanks to all of you that voted and made Harvey's dreams come true, probably not, but one can dream.

I hope 2007 is much better on Harvey than 2006 was!

Sorry Richard Simmons, Henry Rollins, Lambchop, Helen Mirren, Padma Lakshmi and William Shatner! You didn't make the HS of the Year finals! Like they care. Anyway, you votes Harvey Price, CoCo, Pluto, Tom from MySpace, Anna Nicole Smith and Parker Posey into the final 6. Vote for your favorite! The final winner will be announced on Monday!

Click here to get their bios. Thanks for voting!

It's that time of year! Who will be Dlisted's second HS of the Year? Bai Ling already has the honor of being the first, but who will join her crazy ass? So go ahead and vote for your favorite from this lovely list of 12. The 6 with the highest votes will battle it out on Thursday. The winner will be announced next Monday! Click below to get all their info! Thanks for voting!

January - Richard Simmons
February - Henry Rollins
March - William Shatner
April - Lambchop
May - Pluto
June - CoCo
July - Parker Posey
August - Harvey Price
September - Anna Nicole Smith
October - Helen Mirren
November - Tom from MySpace
December - Padma Lakshmi