Mariah Carey

Mimi was loving life yesterday as she created a media frenzy while shopping on Rodeo Drive. Mimi hit up Van Cleef & Arpels and Gucci. She's so luxurious. Homegirl sipped on champs while picking out diamonds. Barf. What? No caviar? Mimi was also gracious enough to pose for pics with cops and fans.

I bet you Van Cleef totally gave her the cheap shit. They are like, "Give that bitch Prosecco! Tell her it's Dom. She doesn't know the diff!"

What a glamorous life!

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Someone looks like they had a rib or two removed! Mimi is looking skinny. That morsel diet is working wonders. She used to talk about this "morsel" diet where you can eat whatever you want, but only little bites of it. She should market it.

I love this picture. She's saying, "Oh hey there! I was just airing my girls and reading my gossip while sipping on some Chateau Diana! Want a sip? And don't you just love my spray-on abs?!"

Now if they can just spray paint a brain in her, she'll be all set!

Image: ENewsBuzz.com

Whoever put Mimi's album cover together was smart. Mimi probably wanted to be all sexy and get naked, so they nodded their heads and said it would be alright. Then they threw her ass in a pitch black room and just started snapping really quick. They spent most of their money on airbrushing that chick. This is cover for Mimi's latest outing called "That Chick" which comes out in April. I don't know which chick they are talking about, because Mimi's not a chick anymore. She's a straight-up chicken. Chicken head!

I can't wait for this album, because that means Mimi is going to do some promoting which means she will do some talk shows. I love Mimi on talk shows. She's an accidental comedienne.

Source: Mariah Daily

Yesterday, I posted something about how Mimi said she would rather "duet with a pig than with JLo." I loved the quote, because I could see Mimi saying it. Today she's claiming those words didn't come out of her mouth. She said, "JLo's not a pig, she's a dog!" No...she told People this, "This is just some Internet gossip and it's pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real. This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other."

Where are the two strong women? Is she talking about herself and JLo? That Mimi is so silly! Yes, she's built like a quarterback, but I wouldn't call her "strong." So does this mean that the duet with the pig is off? Ugh....I was so looking forward to that.

Mariah Carey was asked if she'd ever duet with JLo and here's what she reportedly said:

"I'd rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen."

I'd rather you be on stage with a pig too. I love family reunions! I mean Mimi sort of looks like a pig in a wig and when she screeches it sounds like a pig whining for his next meal. It would make more sense. Oh and a pig screeching still sounds better than JLo singing live. I agree with you Mimi!

Source: NewWeekly